Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby Guest » Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:07 pm

Image :pmsl:


Brexit Party MEP Ann Widdecombe was left unimpressed by her first week in the European parliament after her locker was positioned too high for her to reach.

The Brexiteer complained it was "extraordinary" that no-one had accounted for the 71-year-old's shortness before she turned up at the parliament.

While her Brexiteer colleagues all had lower positioned lockers, the 5'1 politician was left struggling to reach hers.

She fumed to the Express: "I don't know whether anyone has asked them to change it, but I can reach it if I jump.

"I am very agile. At the moment I've been jumping.

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-st ... KRQggi2BEw

Jump bitch jump! :pmsl:
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby Cannydc » Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:47 pm

Swap with one of your brain dead mates, you fucking stupid bint.
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby Stooo » Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:00 pm

Guest wrote:Image :pmsl:


Brexit Party MEP Ann Widdecombe was left unimpressed by her first week in the European parliament after her locker was positioned too high for her to reach.

The Brexiteer complained it was "extraordinary" that no-one had accounted for the 71-year-old's shortness before she turned up at the parliament.

While her Brexiteer colleagues all had lower positioned lockers, the 5'1 politician was left struggling to reach hers.

She fumed to the Express: "I don't know whether anyone has asked them to change it, but I can reach it if I jump.

"I am very agile. At the moment I've been jumping.

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-st ... KRQggi2BEw

Jump bitch jump! :pmsl:


Something tells me that there is a way around this added to the fact that there probably isn't a height option in the potential MEP box.

Um just ask for a different locker you shortarse twat, it's as bad as Twee-Snobs' sis sounding off that she got an iPad to err, do her job.
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby Ray of Sunshine » Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:16 pm

They could have done it on purpose, the EU are spiteful and vindictive as has been shown again and again over the last 3 years.
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby McAz » Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:22 pm

Ray of Sunshine wrote:They could have done it on purpose, the EU are spiteful and vindictive as has been shown again and again over the last 3 years.

Ha ha ha, yes, The Council of the European Union held a special session just so they could fuck up the senile old bat. :pmsl:
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby Stooo » Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:25 pm

Ray of Sunshine wrote:They could have done it on purpose, the EU are spiteful and vindictive as has been shown again and again over the last 3 years.


I very much doubt it, although the EU costs around the price of Birmingham Council it seems to be far more efficient...
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby Ray of Sunshine » Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:58 pm

Spiteful, petty and vindictive, we've all seen it.

And if there's one thing the British hate it's foreigners interfering in their affairs and telling them what to do.

Of course there are exceptions.

The new version of working-class Tories, Remainers, who bow and scrape to their European "betters,"
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby McAz » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:03 pm

Ray of Sunshine wrote:Spiteful, petty and vindictive, we've all seen it.

And if there's one thing the British hate it's foreigners interfering in their affairs and telling them what to do.

Of course there are exceptions.

The new version of working-class Tories, Remainers, who bow and scrape to their European "betters,"


Ha ha ha, you''re a genuine halfwit aren't you, Ray?

(Or is it just an act? If so, well done). :Wiiiine!:
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby Ray of Sunshine » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:10 pm

If I'm a halfwit you must be a quarterwit.
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby McAz » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:11 pm

Ray of Sunshine wrote:If I'm a halfwit you must be a quarterwit.


A wonderfully halfwitted retort. :pmsl:
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby Ray of Sunshine » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:17 pm

You're in your 70s and behave like a child, grow up FFS before it's too late.
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby McAz » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:29 pm

Ray of Sunshine wrote:You're in your 70s and behave like a child, grow up FFS before it's too late.

No I'm not - and how anyone can think this...

Ray of Sunshine wrote:If I'm a halfwit you must be a quarterwit.

...is an intelligent retort is beyond me - and my dog. :pmsl:

You even manage to get diverted from whatever brainless point you were attempting to make by arguing this shit with me. Honestly, tell me you're pissed up or something, Ray, before I lose any last hope that you far-right bootboys can advance an argument worthy of being taken seriously.
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby Ray of Sunshine » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:44 pm

You're older than most of our Dads and you behave like this, it's not normal is it?

You should be in the garden or the allotment or reading in the conservatory or something.

And I'm not trolling at all, if your allegiance is to a foreign power then you're a traitor, that's the very definition of treason.
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby McAz » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:50 pm

Ray of Sunshine wrote:You're older than most of our Dads and you behave like this, it's not normal is it?

You should be in the garden or the allotment or reading in the conservatory or something.

And I'm not trolling at all, if your allegiance is to a foreign power then you're a traitor, that's the very definition of treason.


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Ah, pissed-up - thanks for the confirmation. :cheers:
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Re: Widdecombe can't reach her EU locker

Postby Ray of Sunshine » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:54 pm

Another Remainer genius:

"The BBC has been accused of "brainwashing" the British public to support Brexit by showing Dad's Army repeats, the Daily Star reports."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-48753035
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