Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby Goodwife » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:16 pm

BUDGIE wrote:I can insult you but you can't insult me, as I am a black transgender Muslim. So how you like that, spook??



There are other things I can insult you with

Shall we talk about your pea penis and the picture doing the rounds eyebrow
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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:19 pm

Goodwife wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I can insult you but you can't insult me, as I am a black transgender Muslim. So how you like that, spook??



There are other things I can insult you with

Shall we talk about your pea penis and the picture doing the rounds eyebrow


Shall we talk about revenge porn laws with a minimum sentence of 2 years :trollface:

I've not sent a pic of my portion to any woman on here.

There arent enough pixels to capture the girth!!!
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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby xtras1 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:21 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
Gab wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:
xtras1 wrote:Doesn't matter Avon...

By the way I have no idea what colour you are.. :)


Why do you keep going on about my colour...

Are you trying to exclude me from the conversation again?


Xtras is racist :shake head:




:twirl:


Xtras is not racist because a racist would not suck the dick of every black guy in her street. Sit down.



Same material you use from years ago.. have you not updated your files?
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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby Goodwife » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:22 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I can insult you but you can't insult me, as I am a black transgender Muslim. So how you like that, spook??



There are other things I can insult you with

Shall we talk about your pea penis and the picture doing the rounds eyebrow


Shall we talk about revenge porn laws with a minimum sentence of 2 years :trollface:

I've not sent a pic of my portion to any woman on here.

There arent enough pixels to capture the girth!!!



I didn't say to any woman on here did I ? But well done for admitting it :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby Stooo » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:27 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:
Dean wrote:I don’t think she likes you because you’re black, Avon...


It always comes out in the end Dean.

A bit like a curry really.

Do people still think I'm black though?


You're Asian from what I remember. You rightly took offence at the 'Ting Tong' jabs at Micky.
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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby Stooo » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:30 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Right, who's racist here?

Who hates feargal sharkies???

You should be fucking ashamed of yourself, you are disgusting...


I like Feargal - he did some good stuff.


It's rhyming slang.

Allegedly.


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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:33 pm

xtras1 wrote:Same material you use from years ago.. have you not updated your files?


I don't keep files on people, unlike Claire...

If I did keep a file, you'd be under M for mongo....
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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby xtras1 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:35 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
xtras1 wrote:Same material you use from years ago.. have you not updated your files?


I don't keep files on people, unlike Claire...

If I did keep a file, you'd be under M for mongo....



Used that line before too.. :again?:
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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:38 pm

xtras1 wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
xtras1 wrote:Same material you use from years ago.. have you not updated your files?


I don't keep files on people, unlike Claire...

If I did keep a file, you'd be under M for mongo....



Used that line before too.. :again?:


Fucks sake what do you want???

Proper abuse???????

:wurms: :grrrrr:
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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:40 pm

Goodwife wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I can insult you but you can't insult me, as I am a black transgender Muslim. So how you like that, spook??



There are other things I can insult you with

Shall we talk about your pea penis and the picture doing the rounds eyebrow


Shall we talk about revenge porn laws with a minimum sentence of 2 years :trollface:

I've not sent a pic of my portion to any woman on here.

There arent enough pixels to capture the girth!!!



I didn't say to any woman on here did I ? But well done for admitting it :gigglesnshit:


My tagders like the loch Ness monster - long and hundreds of people claim to have seen it but have no evidence :trollface:
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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby HobbitFeet » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:41 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I can insult you but you can't insult me, as I am a black transgender Muslim. So how you like that, spook??



There are other things I can insult you with

Shall we talk about your pea penis and the picture doing the rounds eyebrow


Shall we talk about revenge porn laws with a minimum sentence of 2 years :trollface:

I've not sent a pic of my portion to any woman on here.

There arent enough pixels to capture the girth!!!



I didn't say to any woman on here did I ? But well done for admitting it :gigglesnshit:


My tagders like the loch Ness monster - long and hundreds of people claim to have seen it but have no evidence :trollface:


that or it doesn't actually exist
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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:44 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:[

that or it doesn't actually exist


:pmsl: :pmsl:

All that sucking has eroded it to fuck all!!!!!! :trollface:
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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby HobbitFeet » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:45 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:[

that or it doesn't actually exist


:pmsl: :pmsl:

All that sucking has eroded it to fuck all!!!!!! :trollface:



it's what it would have wanted :bawlin:
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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:47 pm

Do you think Goodwife is grooming me :ooer:
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Re: Arse Wiping and Dog Eating

Postby Stooo » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:50 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Do you think Goodwife is grooming me :ooer:


With a brush? Like a horse?
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