Women that will never get over me.

[dilbert dildo]

Know what???? That they are not over me????

Some women will never get over me, Lordy.......... they say they have but they haven't, I think it's my treble chin that gets them wetter than a fucked fridge......

Oh and I could have put Claire in the list but that's just inviting more stalking from her........

you just can't stop talking about her can you ?

Yes, as Jive Bunny says, she's just so fi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ne, so fine fine fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love short fat obsessives

yeh but....no but..the irony being....i don't see claire on here talking about you
which,sort of shoots that theory down in flames

[Avon Barksdale]

I think pretty much all women will never got over you Budgie...

probably because you is so fat they would need a hoist to do so.

You said "got" instead of get

I don't call it fat, I call it "love storage"

grammar nazi!

more cushion for the pushin'...

[BUDGIE]

I,M obsessed with you?

Never even spole to you until yesterday, how the bloody hell did my name get on your list

You never spoled to me??? Is that a combination of spoke and poled???? I've not poled you, no, thats why you be obsessed!!!!!!!!!!

Phoebe's obsessed with me as well, you got obsessed by proxy...........

My phenomenon has spread throughout forum world.........

[BUDGIE]

yeh but....no but..the irony being....i don't see claire on here talking about you
which,sort of shoots that theory down in flames

She said she knows ALL about me, remember?? So the wee horse is obsessed with me.

Go back to square one, rimjob!!!!!!!!!!

[Ali]

On a mobile, not good with little buttons lol

[BUDGIE]

I think pretty much all women will never got over you Budgie...

probably because you is so fat they would need a hoist to do so.

You said "got" instead of get

I don't call it fat, I call it "love storage"

grammar nazi!

more cushion for the pushin'...

When I whip my top off, women see big biceps, big traps, wide lats .... the beer belly just rounds it off nicely

[BUDGIE]

On a mobile, not good with little buttons lol

I'm fucking GREAT with little buttons

/perv, perv etc.

[xtras]

Budgie was the Don in sol.. women holding onto his every word,(excluding me) i see it here now, so i don't know what you have lost, the way you entice them, you haven't lost that

[BUDGIE]

Budgie was the Don in sol.. women holding onto his every word,(excluding me) i see it here now, so i don't know what you have lost, the way you entice them, you haven't lost that

Yes, I know, thanks for confirming it Xtras........

And you were hanging onto every word I said, you just couldn't understand half of them, anything more than 5 letters long and you stopped reading.........

Will you ever get over Chelseaboy???

[Avon Barksdale]

I think pretty much all women will never got over you Budgie...

probably because you is so fat they would need a hoist to do so.

You said "got" instead of get

I don't call it fat, I call it "love storage"

grammar nazi!

more cushion for the pushin'...

When I whip my top off, women see big biceps, big traps, wide lats .... the beer belly just rounds it off nicely

Funnily enough on that fitness website I post on they did a poll of what women preferred and it seems most actually liked a little bit of a belly. I was like "wut?" and promptly threw my toys about of my pram.

[BUDGIE]

Course they do, women don't want fucking anorexics like you ya fuckin famine victim, they want a man who obviously can feed himself......

[Avon Barksdale]

Course they do, women don't want fucking anorexics like you ya fuckin famine victim, they want a man who obviously can feed himself......

Well it's clearly obvious that you can feed yerself porky...you probably need a JCB to do it

[xtras]

Budgie was the Don in sol.. women holding onto his every word,(excluding me) i see it here now, so i don't know what you have lost, the way you entice them, you haven't lost that

Yes, I know, thanks for confirming it Xtras........

And you were hanging onto every word I said, you just couldn't understand half of them, anything more than 5 letters long and you stopped reading.........

Will you ever get over Chelseaboy???

i understood everything .. cheeky fvker

[Moist Mimsy]

Gawd!! You sound even more ruggedly attractive than Lord Raven does.

Can I make babies with you please?

You'd just be as obsessed as the other ladies in the list if I emptied my tattie water into your fadge.

It's not a good idea. Sorry.

I'm very moist indeed!

[Di..]

If you are a woman who has fallen in love with me and I've upset you in any way (me being unattainable for instance cos I'm out of your league, probably), feel free to phone the number in my signature, ask for Inspector McGough and shout "WANK!!!!!!!!!!" down the phone.

Once you are in the jail, feel free to count down the days til you get out and you can post about me again

This post is in no way directed at Sunny, Holly, Vicky, Ali, Snuffs, Star, LMN, Kat, Northern, Poca, QC or Fenella........ or Diamonds

Because all those women have lost me now..........

I love you Budge... Come Back!!!!!!!