What is your favourite Android app?

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Re: What is your favourite Android app?

Postby Avon Barksdale » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:46 pm

Dean wrote:How about a slimeball app? It gives you cheesy chat up lines and saying to woo the ladies.

You could call it MisbehAvon...

"I value your opinion"

"Oh, poor you"

"Go ahead, I'm listening"

"What does this cloth smell like?"


I appreciate your input.
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Re: What is your favourite Android app?

Postby Guest » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:47 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:
Dean wrote:How about a slimeball app? It gives you cheesy chat up lines and saying to woo the ladies.

You could call it MisbehAvon...

"I value your opinion"

"Oh, poor you"

"Go ahead, I'm listening"

"What does this cloth smell like?"


I appreciate your input.


:pmsl: :pmsl: ....nice one Avon :thumbsup:
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Re: What is your favourite Android app?

Postby Dean » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:49 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:
Dean wrote:How about a slimeball app? It gives you cheesy chat up lines and saying to woo the ladies.

You could call it MisbehAvon...

"I value your opinion"

"Oh, poor you"

"Go ahead, I'm listening"

"What does this cloth smell like?"


I appreciate your input.


Another classic to add...
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Re: What is your favourite Android app?

Postby BUDGIE » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:55 pm

Yes, this is going off topic but I see the humour - misbehavon by the bUdgie, a free app that gives you sleazy patter for the ladies, with adverts for lonely people dating agencies .....

I can see it in my mind's eye.....
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Re: What is your favourite Android app?

Postby Avon Barksdale » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:03 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Yes, this is going off topic but I see the humour - misbehavon by the bUdgie, a free app that gives you sleazy patter for the ladies, with adverts for lonely people dating agencies .....

I can see it in my mind's eye.....


You could sync it with Google Translate and it could be global.

I have a million of these lines:

"Tell me honey, how was your day"

"Yeah, that bitch at your work is jealous of you babe"

"Nobody appreciates you darling, but I do"

"I promise I won't get it in your eye..."
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Re: What is your favourite Android app?

Postby Avon Barksdale » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:15 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Yes, this is going off topic but I see the humour - misbehavon by the bUdgie, a free app that gives you sleazy patter for the ladies, with adverts for lonely people dating agencies .....

I can see it in my mind's eye.....


You could sync it with Google Translate and it could be global.

I have a million of these lines:

"Tell me honey, how was your day"

"Yeah, that bitch at your work is jealous of you babe"

"Nobody appreciates you darling, but I do"

"I promise I won't get it in your eye..."


You know what...

That could be a great app. If you could have a standard set of lines which you could then choose from and Google Translate would then sound it out for you to the person you were talking to. Imagine the possibilities. In a bar in Stockholm and no language barrier...

I am asserting my intellectual property rights over the idea.
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Re: What is your favourite Android app?

Postby BUDGIE » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:19 pm

Do ye take it in the mooth????

I dunno if that's translatable, really.........
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Re: What is your favourite Android app?

Postby Thom Yorke » Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:26 pm

BUDGIE wrote:I have a new Android 4.0 (Ice Cream Sandwich) tablet.

I downloaded Angry Birds for the first time, and had a go. Can't see what the fuss is about, it's a bit simple.

what's your favourite Android or IPad/Iphone game, and why??


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