Would you rather....................................?

[Trapper John]

This is the 'would you rather' thread...........I used to play it with my mates when we crashed at someones place, after a night out on the piss because things were always much funnier then.

The oddest, weirdest, more stupid.....the better, i'll give a few to start off with...

Would you rather be attacked by 10 duck sized horses or by 1 enormous, horse sized duck?

Would you rather spend the rest of your life having to sing every word or sentence you ever utter again or communicate with people by licking their faces?

Would you rather have an illness which makes your head swell to the size of a large watermelon once a month or an illness that makes you wee Jam?

[Snuffleupagus]

Liking it Tj - are we supposed to answer the preceding post's questions before we pose our own?

[Trapper John]

Liking it Tj - are we supposed to answer the preceding post's questions before we pose our own?

Hi snuffs.................Only if you want to, depends on the question really...but it's more to do with who can pose the silliest choices

[Trapper John]

If you lost both your legs in an accident....... would you rather spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair or have a pair of arms transplanted in their place?

[Snuffleupagus]

Suppose you'd be more like a monkey then Tj....that's on my mind now.

[Holly]

If you lost both your legs in an accident....... would you rather spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair or have a pair of arms transplanted in their place?

You're in a weird mood today TJ ... ...but to answer your question....I think I rather sit in a wheelchair then having arms attached to where my legs should be....why ??....I don't really know...perhaps it's the fear of ridicule ???

[charlie]

Would you rather stand in a pile of poo for 2 hours or eat someone's eyeballs?

[Snuffleupagus]

Would you rather have the voice of Pee Wee Herman or the chest of Babs Windsor on your back?

(Fellas only )

[Trapper John]

Would you rather go out in public with no clothes on for an hour or be locked up in a freezer unit at Smithfields meat market, in just a loud Hawian shirt, for the same length of time?

[Snuffleupagus]

Would you rather be dead from the neck up, or dead from the neck down?