"Middle aged cobwebs"

[Raggamuffin]

Middle age is a state of mind. IMO it doesn't start till aged 60. I've got a couple of decades to go. And when I reach that age, i will, of course, move the goalposts & say that middle age is when you're 70.

Why? What's wrong with being middle aged?

[Sunny]

Which "cobwebs" are you referring to?

the ones made by spiders

And how old are you? oh young one?

[Raggamuffin]

Which "cobwebs" are you referring to?

the ones made by spiders

I'm beginning to see why they keep banning you from DTV.

[Guest]

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[Text]

Middle age is a state of mind. IMO it doesn't start till aged 60. I've got a couple of decades to go. And when I reach that age, i will, of course, move the goalposts & say that middle age is when you're 70.

Why? What's wrong with being middle aged?

Nowt per se, obviously. But it's much maligned isn't it. Unfairly so.

[Text]

Which "cobwebs" are you referring to?

the ones made by spiders

I'm beginning to see why they keep banning you from DTV.

[yappy]

Which "cobwebs" are you referring to?

the ones made by spiders

And how old are you? oh young one?

im 19, il be 20 in about 2 months

[yappy]

Which "cobwebs" are you referring to?

the ones made by spiders

I'm beginning to see why they keep banning you from DTV.

erm im not banned ATM

and why exactly what rule have i broken hmm?

[Raggamuffin]

Middle age is a state of mind. IMO it doesn't start till aged 60. I've got a couple of decades to go. And when I reach that age, i will, of course, move the goalposts & say that middle age is when you're 70.

Why? What's wrong with being middle aged?

Nowt per se, obviously. But it's much maligned isn't it. Unfairly so.

By people like Stooo - yes. He should know better really. Anyway, if people malign middle age, the answer is not to pretend you're not middle aged, it's to tell them to grow up instead of behaving like a prat.

[Raggamuffin]

Which "cobwebs" are you referring to?

the ones made by spiders

I'm beginning to see why they keep banning you from DTV.

erm im not banned ATM

and why exactly what rule have i broken hmm?

On DTV? I have no idea, but if you behave like an idiot on there as well, I'm not surprised you've been banned several times.

[Sunny]

Which "cobwebs" are you referring to?

the ones made by spiders

And how old are you? oh young one?

im 19, il be 20 in about 2 months

Bit young for here i think......don't u have friends etc...to play barbies with?
I am teasing you oh young one.....but u should be out showing off your youth, what the hell u doing on here? Go enjoy ya age!!!

[yappy]

Which "cobwebs" are you referring to?

the ones made by spiders

I'm beginning to see why they keep banning you from DTV.

erm im not banned ATM

and why exactly what rule have i broken hmm?

On DTV? I have no idea, but if you behave like an idiot on there as well, I'm not surprised you've been banned several times.

42 times actually on either really, i cant see where iv acted like one, what have i done thats so ban worthy then hmm?

[yappy]

Which "cobwebs" are you referring to?

the ones made by spiders

And how old are you? oh young one?

im 19, il be 20 in about 2 months

Bit young for here i think......don't u have friends etc...to play barbies with?
I am teasing you oh young one.....but u should be out showing off your youth, what the hell u doing on here? Go enjoy ya age!!!

why im legally a adult? il be leaving home next week for uni

[Raggamuffin]

42 times actually on either really, i cant see where iv acted like one, what have i done thats so ban worthy then hmm?

Maybe you're not quite the "breath of fresh air" they were hoping for.

[Sunny]

why im legally a adult? il be leaving home next week for uni

Well u aint in the US I take? so since u are leaving for uni next week........go and perve at some blokes on the beach or something!!! why come on here, with us old cobwebs, are we that exciting for you?