What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby alice » Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:34 pm

blackdahliaxxx wrote:
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curious wrote::dunno: A good fly rod, quiet stream, lots of brook trout, crisp morning, cup of black coffee, usually makes me happy....but hey different strokes for different folks :thumbsup:


I think Id rather have the orgasm and little nap than go fly fishing :mrgreen:


You certainly like fishing for compliments Alice.
You might get a few at this rate as well :wink: :thumbsup: :mrgreen:


Go on then, give me a few compliments :mrgreen:
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby alice » Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:35 pm

curious wrote:
alice wrote:
curious wrote:
alice wrote:
curious wrote::dunno: A good fly rod, quiet stream, lots of brook trout, crisp morning, cup of black coffee, usually makes me happy....but hey different strokes for different folks :thumbsup:


I think Id rather have the orgasm and little nap than go fly fishing :mrgreen:



What? :thud: Didnt even want to consider fly fishing or bird watching first followed by some great sex and a nap? Well ok perhaps ok sex, its been a while, I might have to read up on all the latest moves.... :pmsl:


Bird watching might be ok, if its the feathered variety :mrgreen:

I will not conside fly fishing a ideal first date. Waders is not a good look :yikes:



awesome that you don't consider fly fishing an ideal first date, I really hate having some lady along complaining about the water in the stream being too cold, or its moving to fast, or I dont want to touch the fish she just caught, or how do I tie on a fly, what fly should she use, etc., etc.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,blah, blah, blah.....Nope tune them out, don't want them along....except of course Nel...she would always be welcome, just in case she is looking in...Yep Nel and Max could tag along. :thumbsup:


Yes, some hobbies you just dont want to share :mrgreen:
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby Stooo » Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:10 pm

Going to the counter of the shop with a chainsaw, two tubes of KY jelly, three bottles of Scotch and some duct tape. Asking the cashier out and she still says yes :ooer:
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby blackdahliaxxx » Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:48 am

Stooo wrote:Going to the counter of the shop with a chainsaw, two tubes of KY jelly, three bottles of Scotch and some duct tape. Asking the cashier out and she still says yes :ooer:


Nothing wrong with a bit of S and M on a lively date Stoo.
Infact it should be recommended if dating a mouthy foul mouthed counter assistant with attitude issues :slap: :zap: :splat: :smilin:
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby blackdahliaxxx » Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:35 am

alice wrote:
blackdahliaxxx wrote:
alice wrote:
curious wrote::dunno: A good fly rod, quiet stream, lots of brook trout, crisp morning, cup of black coffee, usually makes me happy....but hey different strokes for different folks :thumbsup:


I think Id rather have the orgasm and little nap than go fly fishing :mrgreen:


You certainly like fishing for compliments Alice.
You might get a few at this rate as well :wink: :thumbsup: :mrgreen:


Go on then, give me a few compliments :mrgreen:


I would need far more proof of intelligence before dishing out compliments to a relative newbie Alice but i'll be watching for signs of improvement :laughing:
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby alice » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:32 am

Stooo wrote:Going to the counter of the shop with a chainsaw, two tubes of KY jelly, three bottles of Scotch and some duct tape. Asking the cashier out and she still says yes :ooer:


:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Is the chainsaw to chop her up into little pieces afterwards or are you a budding Tree Surgeon? :mrgreen:
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby alice » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:36 am

blackdahliaxxx wrote:
alice wrote:
blackdahliaxxx wrote:
alice wrote:
curious wrote::dunno: A good fly rod, quiet stream, lots of brook trout, crisp morning, cup of black coffee, usually makes me happy....but hey different strokes for different folks :thumbsup:


I think Id rather have the orgasm and little nap than go fly fishing :mrgreen:


You certainly like fishing for compliments Alice.
You might get a few at this rate as well :wink: :thumbsup: :mrgreen:


Go on then, give me a few compliments :mrgreen:


I would need far more proof of intelligence before dishing out compliments to a relative newbie Alice but i'll be watching for signs of improvement :laughing:



You like them intelligent rather than flirty then? :yikes:
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby Abs » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:42 am

alice wrote:
blackdahliaxxx wrote:
I would need far more proof of intelligence before dishing out compliments to a relative newbie Alice but i'll be watching for signs of improvement :laughing:



You like them intelligent rather than flirty then? :yikes:


careful he will be calling you one of his joolies before long :gigglesnshit:
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby alice » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:50 am

Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
blackdahliaxxx wrote:
I would need far more proof of intelligence before dishing out compliments to a relative newbie Alice but i'll be watching for signs of improvement :laughing:



You like them intelligent rather than flirty then? :yikes:


careful he will be calling you one of his joolies before long :gigglesnshit:


:paranoid:

Is there a long queue to join his Joolies? :mrgreen:
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby Abs » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:51 am

alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
blackdahliaxxx wrote:
I would need far more proof of intelligence before dishing out compliments to a relative newbie Alice but i'll be watching for signs of improvement :laughing:



You like them intelligent rather than flirty then? :yikes:


careful he will be calling you one of his joolies before long :gigglesnshit:


:paranoid:

Is there a long queue to join his Joolies? :mrgreen:


hardly :gigglesnshit:
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby alice » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:57 am

Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
blackdahliaxxx wrote:
I would need far more proof of intelligence before dishing out compliments to a relative newbie Alice but i'll be watching for signs of improvement :laughing:



You like them intelligent rather than flirty then? :yikes:


careful he will be calling you one of his joolies before long :gigglesnshit:


:paranoid:

Is there a long queue to join his Joolies? :mrgreen:


hardly :gigglesnshit:


Just been on his thread about older women, so now kinda realise he might not have them banging down his door to get to him :yikes:

Well maybe just to get to him with Stooo's chainsaw :mrgreen:
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby blackdahliaxxx » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:13 am

Is it possible to hide a chainsaw inside their frilly panties?
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby alice » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:25 am

blackdahliaxxx wrote:Is it possible to hide a chainsaw inside their frilly panties?


We are women, we can do anything :mrgreen:
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby blackdahliaxxx » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:02 pm

alice wrote:
blackdahliaxxx wrote:Is it possible to hide a chainsaw inside their frilly panties?


We are women, we can do anything :mrgreen:


Except for finding the perfect man of course :smilin:
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Re: What would you consider a perfect date to be from start to..

Postby alice » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:05 pm

blackdahliaxxx wrote:
alice wrote:
blackdahliaxxx wrote:Is it possible to hide a chainsaw inside their frilly panties?


We are women, we can do anything :mrgreen:


Except for finding the perfect man of course :smilin:


Ive got a partner who's perfect :wubbers:
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