If you could witness..

A right load of bollocks...

Re: If you could witness..

Postby Abs » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:15 pm

alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
Its quite a popular saying in the uk :mrgreen:


I've never heard it before :pmsl:


You can use it all the time now :mrgreen:


what does it mean exactly?
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Re: If you could witness..

Postby alice » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:19 pm

Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
Its quite a popular saying in the uk :mrgreen:


I've never heard it before :pmsl:


You can use it all the time now :mrgreen:


what does it mean exactly?


Usually if a guys boasting how much female attention hes getting, you would reply ",I bet you are beating them off with a shitty stick" and its with more than an hint of sarcasm, like its not really happening :mrgreen:

Well thats how I use it anyway or when someone says I bet you you have lots of admirers, I say "Im beating them off with a shitty stick" meaning aye righto matey, less of the sarcasm :pmsl:
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Re: If you could witness..

Postby blackdahliaxxx » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:20 pm

Abs wrote:If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be?


I'd like to witness a miracle.
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Re: If you could witness..

Postby Abs » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:21 pm

alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
Its quite a popular saying in the uk :mrgreen:


I've never heard it before :pmsl:


You can use it all the time now :mrgreen:


what does it mean exactly?


Usually if a guys boasting how much female attention hes getting, you would reply ",I bet you are beating them off with a shitty stick" and its with more than an hint of sarcasm, like its not really happening :mrgreen:

Well thats how I use it anyway or when someone says I bet you you have lots of admirers, I say "Im beating them off with a shitty stick" meaning aye righto matey, less of the sarcasm :pmsl:


ahh ok gotcha, thank you. :)
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Re: If you could witness..

Postby alice » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:27 pm

Abs wrote:
ahh ok gotcha, thank you. :)


I'll have to think of more for you :twirl:
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Re: If you could witness..

Postby alice » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:28 pm

blackdahliaxxx wrote:
Abs wrote:If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be?


I'd like to witness a miracle.


What kinda miracle? :paranoid:
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Re: If you could witness..

Postby Abs » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:30 pm

alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
ahh ok gotcha, thank you. :)


I'll have to think of more for you :twirl:


ok you do that. :) i'm heading out, happy posting. :Hiya:

ETA I will leave you and BD alone. :mrgreen:
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Re: If you could witness..

Postby alice » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:34 pm

Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
ahh ok gotcha, thank you. :)


I'll have to think of more for you :twirl:


ok you do that. :) i'm heading out, happy posting. :Hiya:

ETA I will leave you and BD alone. :mrgreen:


Have fun! :twirl:

And gee thanks :yikes:
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Re: If you could witness..

Postby blackdahliaxxx » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:53 pm

Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
ahh ok gotcha, thank you. :)


I'll have to think of more for you :twirl:


ok you do that. :) i'm heading out, happy posting. :Hiya:

ETA I will leave you and BD alone. :mrgreen:


Is that wise Abs?
She wants me badly you know, I wouldnt trust her if I were you.
She might want to steal my innocence from me :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: If you could witness..

Postby Snuffleupagus » Mon Sep 24, 2012 12:02 am

alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
I guess, afterall he has plenty of joolies to pick from right!


Yeah, hes beating then off with a shitty stick, apparently :yikes:



:pmsl: @ shitty stick


:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Its quite a popular saying in the uk :mrgreen:



:mrgreen:
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Re: If you could witness..

Postby Trapper John » Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:48 am

alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
I guess, afterall he has plenty of joolies to pick from right!


Yeah, hes beating then off with a shitty stick, apparently :yikes:



:pmsl: @ shitty stick


:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Its quite a popular saying in the uk :mrgreen:

You not in the UK Abs?................where you from then?
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Re: If you could witness..

Postby Abs » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:33 am

blackdahliaxxx wrote:
Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
ahh ok gotcha, thank you. :)


I'll have to think of more for you :twirl:


ok you do that. :) i'm heading out, happy posting. :Hiya:

ETA I will leave you and BD alone. :mrgreen:


Is that wise Abs?
She wants me badly you know, I wouldnt trust her if I were you.
She might want to steal my innocence from me :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:


No worries there! :pmsl:
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Re: If you could witness..

Postby Abs » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:33 am

Trapezerjohn wrote:
alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
I guess, afterall he has plenty of joolies to pick from right!


Yeah, hes beating then off with a shitty stick, apparently :yikes:



:pmsl: @ shitty stick


:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Its quite a popular saying in the uk :mrgreen:

You not in the UK Abs?................where you from then?


The U.S. :smilin:
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Re: If you could witness..

Postby alice » Mon Sep 24, 2012 12:24 pm

blackdahliaxxx wrote:
Abs wrote:
alice wrote:
Abs wrote:
ahh ok gotcha, thank you. :)


I'll have to think of more for you :twirl:


ok you do that. :) i'm heading out, happy posting. :Hiya:

ETA I will leave you and BD alone. :mrgreen:


Is that wise Abs?
She wants me badly you know, I wouldnt trust her if I were you.
She might want to steal my innocence from me :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:


Nah, I prefer a man with experience, so I'll pass :gigglesnshit:
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