Farting

[Lady Murasaki]

Oh man ! dont get me started on snot snorters

Ewwwwww....those people who make the back of the nose/throat snorting sound

First thing in the mornings alright isn't it?

[Snuffleupagus]

What about people with snotty runny noses who just sniff and sniff all the time instead of getting a hankie and giving it a blow.

I have a sinus problem!

It can be either embarrassing or comical at times, depends on the situation!

I occasionally get sinusitis - ouch that's sore

[Lady Murasaki]

What about people with snotty runny noses who just sniff and sniff all the time instead of getting a hankie and giving it a blow.

I have a sinus problem!

It can be either embarrassing or comical at times, depends on the situation!

I occasionally get sinusitis - ouch that's sore

What's that? I bet I have it...maybe I have that hypochondriac thing...?

[Snuffleupagus]

I have a sinus problem!

It can be either embarrassing or comical at times, depends on the situation!

I occasionally get sinusitis - ouch that's sore

What's that? I bet I have it...maybe I have that hypochondriac thing...?

Infection of the sinuses - makes your face sore, especially when you move your head, or bend forward.

[Lola]

God thats painful ! I sometimes get that too when its like water dripping down your nose. Its like when you dive into the sea.

[Lady Murasaki]

No I don't have that then, ouch!

[Lady Murasaki]

I do seem to have a permanently blocked nose, like what those posh people seem to get.

[Snuffleupagus]

I do seem to have a permanently blocked nose, like what those posh people seem to get.

Perhaps it's an allergy causing it?

[Lady Murasaki]

I do seem to have a permanently blocked nose, like what those posh people seem to get.

Perhaps it's an allergy causing it?

I belong in a bubble! Or wrapped in cotton wool!

My kids are looking at me funny because I'm laughing at the iPad!

[Holly]

More vileness...... We went for a carvery today and the guy slicing the Gammon coughed and never washed his hand so we swiftly moved on to the Turkey.

...I watched a program once about a nudist camp...they were showing the restaurant where a buffet/smorgasbord meal was served...OMG...I couldn't believe how many willies actually came in contact with the food while their owners were scrolling along the food table... ...Not only that but who would want to sit on those chairs which have been occupied by so many naked arses...

[Stooo]

More vileness...... We went for a carvery today and the guy slicing the Gammon coughed and never washed his hand so we swiftly moved on to the Turkey.

...I watched a program once about a nudist camp...they were showing the restaurant where a buffet/smorgasbord meal was served...OMG...I couldn't believe how many willies actually came in contact with the food while their owners were scrolling along the food table... ...Not only that but who would want to sit on those chairs which have been occupied by so many naked arses...

Was it in Germany?

[art0hur0moh]

I honestly think its disgusting when people fart in the supermarket or confined close spaces !
Do they do it on purpose ?
Worst offenders are men in suits, Old Men with their wives (who snigger) and fat blokes.
I absolutely hate it. It makes me feel sick.
Rant over !

Are you sure they are farting?? Paper is not exactly a hygienic method of cleaning ones cheeks after ablutions.

[Snuffleupagus]

I do seem to have a permanently blocked nose, like what those posh people seem to get.

Perhaps it's an allergy causing it?

I belong in a bubble! Or wrapped in cotton wool!

My kids are looking at me funny because I'm laughing at the iPad!

They should be used to it by now

[Holly]

More vileness...... We went for a carvery today and the guy slicing the Gammon coughed and never washed his hand so we swiftly moved on to the Turkey.

...I watched a program once about a nudist camp...they were showing the restaurant where a buffet/smorgasbord meal was served...OMG...I couldn't believe how many willies actually came in contact with the food while their owners were scrolling along the food table... ...Not only that but who would want to sit on those chairs which have been occupied by so many naked arses...

Was it in Germany?

I don't know...can't remember but I do remember feeling repulsed seeing all those fat blokes rubbing their limp diddles along the food table...

[Snuffleupagus]

I honestly think its disgusting when people fart in the supermarket or confined close spaces !
Do they do it on purpose ?
Worst offenders are men in suits, Old Men with their wives (who snigger) and fat blokes.
I absolutely hate it. It makes me feel sick.
Rant over !

Are you sure they are farting?? Paper is not exactly a hygienic method of cleaning ones cheeks after ablutions.

I see moist toilet tissue sales are becoming more popular recently.