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Re: Keyser's Science And Nature Thread.

Postby Keyser » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:56 pm

Punk wrote:Dolphins are very intelligent, you never see a dolphin reading or quoting fake news sites like Mail online or Guido.


Neither do corvids, parrots, monitor lizards, cephalopods or Portia. :thumbsup:

On that topic we are discovering that the size of the brain or Encephalization quotient is not as important as most people think - it's the connections and the density of neurons that counts even for the smallest of creatures.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/arti ... ains-rule/
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Re: Keyser's Science And Nature Thread.

Postby Keyser » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:34 pm

Superfrogs.

https://www.researchgate.net/publicatio ... most_Chile

Calyptocephalellidae sp. (The giant Magellanic frog). It lived around 40 million years ago from the middle to upper Eocene in Chilean Patagonia, South America.

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The Cretaceous Beelzebufo (a great name) is often stated on the web to be the largest frog of all time - it was not however.
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Re: Keyser's Science And Nature Thread.

Postby Text » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:21 pm

Keyser wrote:
Lambert wrote:
Keyser wrote:
Lambert wrote:What the FUCK is that


One of the new species of Pelican spider - and yes I might use it as my avi BFF! :laughing:


I never want to see it again :laughing: Nature produces some really weird creatures. Sea creatures are probably the freakiest.


Yep - like the Viper dogfish I just posted! :thumbsup:

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Sorry but that reminds me a bit of a conger eel, Keys, (apart from the baraccudda/piranha fangs). :gigglesnshit:

Many years ago I bought some chopped-up fish (plump, fresh-looking, and on special offer too) at Asda, labelled ''conger''. There was no mention of ''eel'' and for some reason I did not make the connection right away. My little lad did, as we were walking away from the checkout. He screamed like a girl and made me take it straight back! I did, I ran, aghast. LMAO :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: Keyser's Science And Nature Thread.

Postby Keyser » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:11 am

Canary wrote:Sorry but that reminds me a bit of a conger eel, Keys, (apart from the baraccudda/piranha fangs). :gigglesnshit:

Many years ago I bought some chopped-up fish (plump, fresh-looking, and on special offer too) at Asda, labelled ''conger''. There was no mention of ''eel'' and for some reason I did not make the connection right away. My little lad did, as we were walking away from the checkout. He screamed like a girl and made me take it straight back! I did, I ran, aghast. LMAO :pmsl: :pmsl:


Congers are some of our most impressive predators.

You would have to cook a shitload of chips to go with some of the largest! :mrgreen:

http://www.britishcongerclub.org.uk/conger.htm

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Re: Keyser's Science And Nature Thread.

Postby Keyser » Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:29 am

Radical feminists must bloody hate the S. Elephant seal and this smug bastard deserves every insult he gets! :laughing:

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Re: Keyser's Science And Nature Thread.

Postby Aaron_Silver » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:54 pm

Delete sorry I'll figure this out one day :bawlin:
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Re: Keyser's Science And Nature Thread.

Postby Keyser » Tue Jan 23, 2018 3:22 pm

Aaron_Silver wrote:Delete sorry I'll figure this out one day :bawlin:


Don't worry about it! :thumbsup:

Yet another Cambrian Burgess Shale weirdo - Kootenayscolex barbarensis. :mrgreen:

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/201 ... anada-spd/

https://phys.org/news/2018-01-million-y ... itish.html

https://www.livescience.com/61488-ancie ... stery.html

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Great new collectable sculpture of Smilodon populator - the largest of the Sabretooths and probably the heaviest felid ever to live (with some specimens approaching a mass of 500kg).

https://kurama-cdn.animegami.co.uk/wp-c ... 1s01_b.jpg

https://kurama-cdn.animegami.co.uk/wp-c ... 1s01_f.jpg

https://sasuke-cdn.animegami.co.uk/wp-c ... 277744.jpg
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Re: Keyser's Science And Nature Thread.

Postby Nucks » Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:40 pm

High levels of oxygen in the atmosphere during the Carboniferous Period allowed insects to grow to incredible sizes.

http://piecubed.co.uk/carboniferous-period-insect/

This is a model of Arthropleura, a millipede that could reach 2.6 m in length. :ooer:

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Re: Keyser's Science And Nature Thread.

Postby Keyser » Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:58 pm

Nucks wrote:High levels of oxygen in the atmosphere during the Carboniferous Period allowed insects to grow to incredible sizes.

http://piecubed.co.uk/carboniferous-period-insect/

This is a model of Arthropleura, a millipede that could reach 2.6 m in length. :ooer:

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:thud:


There are loads of links on arthropod gigantism in this time period Nucks. :thumbsup:

The Scottish scorpion Pulmonoscorpius at over 70 cm was a fine example as was the largest 'Griffin fly' Meganeuropsis at at over 75cm across! :twirl:

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http://www.eartharchives.org/articles/t ... dragonfly/

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Re: Keyser's Science And Nature Thread.

Postby Nucks » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:16 pm

I’ll just be catching a lift off the planet if they ever return to that size. :yikes:
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Re: Keyser's Science And Nature Thread.

Postby Keyser » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:22 pm

Nucks wrote:I’ll just be catching a lift off the planet if they ever return to that size. :yikes:


Unfortunately a (relatively small) Pulmonoscorpius managed to sneak onto the Tardis and is now about to teach some poor moggies about the harsh realities of the food chain. :thumbsup:

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Re: Keyser's Science And Nature Thread.

Postby Nucks » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:33 pm

Keyser wrote:
Nucks wrote:I’ll just be catching a lift off the planet if they ever return to that size. :yikes:


Unfortunately a (relatively small) Pulmonoscorpius managed to sneak onto the Tardis and is now about to teach some poor moggies about the harsh realities of the food chain. :thumbsup:

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I’ve seen how they react to something as innocuous as a cucumber, I imagine a bug that size would make them shit their fluffy little pants. :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Keyser's Science And Nature Thread.

Postby Keyser » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:38 pm

Nucks wrote:
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Nucks wrote:I’ll just be catching a lift off the planet if they ever return to that size. :yikes:


Unfortunately a (relatively small) Pulmonoscorpius managed to sneak onto the Tardis and is now about to teach some poor moggies about the harsh realities of the food chain. :thumbsup:

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I’ve seen how they react to something as innocuous as a cucumber, I imagine a bug that size would make them shit their fluffy little pants. :gigglesnshit:


Yep! :mrgreen:
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