Room 101...

A right load of bollocks...

Room 101...

Postby Vicky » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:15 pm

What would you put in it?

I'll start with..

People in the street, who want to ask you a "Few" questions.

Cold callers.

Leaflets about the election for the Scottish Parliament.

Political Broadcasts.
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Re: Room 101...

Postby Poca » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:19 pm

Door knocking Jehovahs! :grrrrr:
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Re: Room 101...

Postby Vam » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:20 pm

JR(sodding)A!! A million times, over and over! :thumbsup:
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Re: Room 101...

Postby Vam » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:21 pm

Spanish (kamikaze) truck drivers! :roll:
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Re: Room 101...

Postby Keyser » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:27 pm

Another very interesting thread Vicky! :Hiya: :wubbers:

Cold callers.

The Eton Mafia.

Z- List 'celebrities' who are famous for just being thick, getting their kit off or shagging another 'famous' nonentity.

Bastards who are cruel to animals - including the entire Asian trade in 'traditional medicine' and shark finning.

Organised religion (including faith schools) especially Islam.

Mortality (sadly there is nothing to be done about that one).
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Re: Room 101...

Postby Trapper John » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:29 pm

People who pull up on the wrong side of the road, facing oncoming traffic and sit there with their headlights on.

The organisers of night time motorway roadworks.

All pig ignorant drivers.
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Re: Room 101...

Postby Holly » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:29 pm

Poca wrote:Door knocking Jehovahs! :grrrrr:


You beat me to it, I just wanted to say the same....Especially when they come with little kids, I hate slamming the door shut into little ones faces.
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Re: Room 101...

Postby McAz » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:32 pm

Fox News presenters.
Tourists.
Tourists who drive along major routes at 20mph because they've not seen trees before.
More tourists.
People who have loud sex in hotel rooms.
Whistling in public.
Noisy lawn mowers on a summer's day.
Cheap chocolate.
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Re: Room 101...

Postby Vam » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:35 pm

Holly wrote:
Poca wrote:Door knocking Jehovahs! :grrrrr:


You beat me to it, I just wanted to say the same....Especially when they come with little kids, I hate slamming the door shut into little ones faces.


But you do it anyway, right? :wink: I'm sure they survive.
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Re: Room 101...

Postby Trapper John » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:39 pm

Reality series on channels like Discovery, Nat.Geo., History and H2 etc, .......... where they spend 45 minutes of the 1 hour programme, recapping everything you've just seen.
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Re: Room 101...

Postby McAz » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:43 pm

Trapper John wrote:Reality series on channels like Discovery, Nat.Geo., History and H2 etc, .......... where they spend 45 minutes of the 1 hour programme, recapping everything you've just seen.

Yes - and programmes where they spend the first 10 minutes telling you what you are about to see.
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Re: Room 101...

Postby Holly » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:43 pm

Vam wrote:
Holly wrote:
Poca wrote:Door knocking Jehovahs! :grrrrr:


You beat me to it, I just wanted to say the same....Especially when they come with little kids, I hate slamming the door shut into little ones faces.


But you do it anyway, right? :wink: I'm sure they survive.
Cannot stand people who use their kids as a kind of meal ticket, or as an emotional blackmail tool :roll:



Yes I do ( but I don't like it ) however, when I see them coming to the door through the kitchen window, I don't even open the door.
I also don't like charity collectors who try to nail me down for monthly payments, for some organisations I never even heard of, and they just won't stop talking.
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Re: Room 101...

Postby Vam » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:44 pm

People (almost always Spaniards) who let their dogs poop on the beach, especially when there are kids running around :grrrrr:

(I like this thread a lot :gigglesnshit: )
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Re: Room 101...

Postby Garrett1 » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:46 pm

Aziz the troll. *spit*

Islam. *spit*

Aresholes that whine about E cigs.

Arseholes that whine about folks smoking outside.

Actually sod it, 99% of the human race, they are the only thing wrong with this wonderful planet. :cuppaT:
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Re: Room 101...

Postby McAz » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:47 pm

Garrett1 wrote:Aziz the troll.


Awww - you followed me here too - sweet. :wubbers:
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