Fuck Me but it's cold

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Goddwife, who gets the snowballs.. random people walking past your garden?

Goodwife not badwife!

Any random person walking pas would be a bit of the beaten track and so would fully deserve a snowball in the face

But no, its just a fun thing to do outside when it has snowed along with buildings snowmen. I think its what normal people do

Godwife, goodwife, badwife..

We haven't really had enough snow to build a decent snowman not here anyone, not for a long-time.

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Where did Summer go?

Bit pedantic this - but the seasons never ''go'' anywhere.
It's the earth's fault, it keeps revolving, never keeps still for a minute. The axis tilt does not help either.