The I'm really not well thread

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The I'm really not well thread

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:16 pm

Sick poorly not well?
Depressed disabled dying?
Faking it to have some time off work?
This is the thread for you.
Now did I take my tablets just now or not ....... :oops:
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:18 pm

How to pop that boil on your bum .... of course there'll be someone here who can help.
Between us we've been there done it etc and we're renowned for our kindness and empathy so fire away.
Diarrhea topics only in the middle of the night thank you.
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Keyser » Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:38 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:How to pop that boil on your bum .... of course there'll be someone here who can help.
Between us we've been there done it etc and we're renowned for our kindness and empathy so fire away.
Diarrhea topics only in the middle of the night thank you.


I am simply dreading my penis reduction surgery. :thumbsup:
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:46 pm

I have heard they sometimes take too much off so be sure to put a thick black ring around where you want it to go down to with ink marker.
Arrows pointing to it and stuff.
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Keyser » Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:55 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:I have heard they sometimes take too much off so be sure to put a thick black ring around where you want it to go down to with ink marker.
Arrows pointing to it and stuff.


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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Guest » Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:59 pm

Keyser wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:How to pop that boil on your bum .... of course there'll be someone here who can help.
Between us we've been there done it etc and we're renowned for our kindness and empathy so fire away.
Diarrhea topics only in the middle of the night thank you.


I am simply dreading my penis reduction surgery. :thumbsup:


Micro surgery can be problematic.
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Keyser » Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:13 pm

Guest wrote:
Keyser wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:How to pop that boil on your bum .... of course there'll be someone here who can help.
Between us we've been there done it etc and we're renowned for our kindness and empathy so fire away.
Diarrhea topics only in the middle of the night thank you.


I am simply dreading my penis reduction surgery. :thumbsup:


Micro surgery can be problematic.


Indeed! :bawlin: :mrgreen:

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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Guest » Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:35 pm

Keyser wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:How to pop that boil on your bum .... of course there'll be someone here who can help.
Between us we've been there done it etc and we're renowned for our kindness and empathy so fire away.
Diarrhea topics only in the middle of the night thank you.


I am simply dreading my penis reduction surgery. :thumbsup:






Keyser, you'll always be a big prick!
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Guest » Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:38 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Sick poorly not well?
Depressed disabled dying?
Faking it to have some time off work?
This is the thread for you.
Now did I take my tablets just now or not ....... :oops:





You know you're getting past your sell by date, when you start threads about illness just so you can talk about your own.
What's next are you going to start a Deaths notices thread?
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Keyser » Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:46 pm

Guest wrote:
Keyser wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:How to pop that boil on your bum .... of course there'll be someone here who can help.
Between us we've been there done it etc and we're renowned for our kindness and empathy so fire away.
Diarrhea topics only in the middle of the night thank you.


I am simply dreading my penis reduction surgery. :thumbsup:






Keyser, you'll always be a big prick!


Well at least your reply had the word big in it! :razz:
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:55 pm

But you'll notice I didn't.
It was a piss take but that was clearly beyond you.
Big fail guest.
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby wutang » Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:09 pm

Keyser wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:How to pop that boil on your bum .... of course there'll be someone here who can help.
Between us we've been there done it etc and we're renowned for our kindness and empathy so fire away.
Diarrhea topics only in the middle of the night thank you.


I am simply dreading my penis reduction surgery. :thumbsup:



Gender reassignment surgery?
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Keyser » Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:14 pm

wutang wrote:
Keyser wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:How to pop that boil on your bum .... of course there'll be someone here who can help.
Between us we've been there done it etc and we're renowned for our kindness and empathy so fire away.
Diarrhea topics only in the middle of the night thank you.


I am simply dreading my penis reduction surgery. :thumbsup:



Gender reassignment surgery?


Well by Yorkshire standards I am a big girl's blouse!

I actually live under a roof for a start! :shame:

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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Stooo » Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:18 pm

I cough too much, something, something, cigarettes... :woteva:

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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Keyser » Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:28 pm

Thes selfie I took in kip last night makes me look a bit rough - but to be fair I have been under the weather recently.

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