The I'm really not well thread

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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Stooo » Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:32 pm

Keyser wrote:Thes selfie I took in kip last night makes me look a bit rough - but to be fair I have been under the weather recently.

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Looks like you've been under the ground m8 :ooer:
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Keyser » Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:39 pm

Stooo wrote:
Keyser wrote:Thes selfie I took in kip last night makes me look a bit rough - but to be fair I have been under the weather recently.

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Looks like you've been under the ground m8 :ooer:


I might be going underground! :trollface:

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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby wutang » Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:01 pm

Keyser wrote:
wutang wrote:
Keyser wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:How to pop that boil on your bum .... of course there'll be someone here who can help.
Between us we've been there done it etc and we're renowned for our kindness and empathy so fire away.
Diarrhea topics only in the middle of the night thank you.


I am simply dreading my penis reduction surgery. :thumbsup:



Gender reassignment surgery?


Well by Yorkshire standards I am a big girl's blouse!

I actually live under a roof for a start! :shame:



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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Keyser » Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:03 pm

wutang wrote:
Keyser wrote:
wutang wrote:
Keyser wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:How to pop that boil on your bum .... of course there'll be someone here who can help.
Between us we've been there done it etc and we're renowned for our kindness and empathy so fire away.
Diarrhea topics only in the middle of the night thank you.


I am simply dreading my penis reduction surgery. :thumbsup:



Gender reassignment surgery?


Well by Yorkshire standards I am a big girl's blouse!

I actually live under a roof for a start! :shame:



you are forgetting the 3rd gender


Yes you can't beat a good book. :thumbsup:
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby proper ill i am » Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:19 pm

i've got a patchouli chyoomer.
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Trapper John » Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:33 am

Keyser wrote:Thes selfie I took in kip last night makes me look a bit rough - but to be fair I have been under the weather recently.

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Thats not you, that's Rameses II that is .... he does look a bit rough though.
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Trapper John » Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:38 am

I woke up one morning to find that someone had amputated my arm during the night and left it lying next to me in bed.

An electrifying rush of blood to it a few minutes later and gradual control of it again, told me I was mistaken and had just slept on it for a particularly long time.
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Keyser » Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:43 pm

Trapper John wrote:
Keyser wrote:Thes selfie I took in kip last night makes me look a bit rough - but to be fair I have been under the weather recently.

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Thats not you, that's Rameses II that is .... he does look a bit rough though.


Not surprising given the state of Egypt atm - I can imagine him have a good old rant in the afterlife!
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby majorpainindearse » Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:13 pm

My eye sights poorly on account of me 'ead being up me arse
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Keyser » Mon Oct 09, 2017 10:02 pm

My penis slowy turned into wrought iron and then (by old English law) I was forced to stand on the top of a church spire 24/7.

It turns out I have a weather cock.

:awesome:
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Lady Murasaki » Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:49 am

I have a cold :bawlin:
More or less.
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Guest » Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:35 am

Keyser wrote:My penis slowy turned into wrought iron and then (by old English law) I was forced to stand on the top of a church spire 24/7.

It turns out I have a weather cock.

:awesome:


Do you not mean slowly turned gangrenous through lack of use?
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Vicks » Tue Oct 10, 2017 2:32 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:I have a cold :bawlin:


So have i Lady M.

Make yourself a Hot Toddy, that's good for the cold.
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby jp761 » Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:05 pm

Guest wrote:
Keyser wrote:My penis slowy turned into wrought iron and then (by old English law) I was forced to stand on the top of a church spire 24/7.

It turns out I have a weather cock.

:awesome:


Do you not mean slowly turned gangrenous through lack of use?
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Re: The I'm really not well thread

Postby Keyser » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:09 pm

Guest wrote:
Keyser wrote:My penis slowy turned into wrought iron and then (by old English law) I was forced to stand on the top of a church spire 24/7.

It turns out I have a weather cock.

:awesome:


Do you not mean slowly turned gangrenous through lack of use?


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