The I'm really not well thread

[Stooo]

Thes selfie I took in kip last night makes me look a bit rough - but to be fair I have been under the weather recently.

Looks like you've been under the ground m8

[Keyser]

Thes selfie I took in kip last night makes me look a bit rough - but to be fair I have been under the weather recently.

Looks like you've been under the ground m8

I might be going underground!

[wutang]

How to pop that boil on your bum .... of course there'll be someone here who can help.
Between us we've been there done it etc and we're renowned for our kindness and empathy so fire away.
Diarrhea topics only in the middle of the night thank you.

I am simply dreading my penis reduction surgery.

Gender reassignment surgery?

Well by Yorkshire standards I am a big girl's blouse!

I actually live under a roof for a start!

you are forgetting the 3rd gender

[Keyser]

How to pop that boil on your bum .... of course there'll be someone here who can help.
Between us we've been there done it etc and we're renowned for our kindness and empathy so fire away.
Diarrhea topics only in the middle of the night thank you.

I am simply dreading my penis reduction surgery.

Gender reassignment surgery?

Well by Yorkshire standards I am a big girl's blouse!

I actually live under a roof for a start!

you are forgetting the 3rd gender

Yes you can't beat a good book.

[proper ill i am]

i've got a patchouli chyoomer.

[Trapper John]

Thes selfie I took in kip last night makes me look a bit rough - but to be fair I have been under the weather recently.

Thats not you, that's Rameses II that is .... he does look a bit rough though.

[Trapper John]

I woke up one morning to find that someone had amputated my arm during the night and left it lying next to me in bed.

An electrifying rush of blood to it a few minutes later and gradual control of it again, told me I was mistaken and had just slept on it for a particularly long time.

[Keyser]

Thes selfie I took in kip last night makes me look a bit rough - but to be fair I have been under the weather recently.

Thats not you, that's Rameses II that is .... he does look a bit rough though.

Not surprising given the state of Egypt atm - I can imagine him have a good old rant in the afterlife!

[majorpainindearse]

My eye sights poorly on account of me 'ead being up me arse

[Keyser]

My penis slowy turned into wrought iron and then (by old English law) I was forced to stand on the top of a church spire 24/7.

It turns out I have a weather cock.

[Lady Murasaki]

I have a cold

[Guest]

My penis slowy turned into wrought iron and then (by old English law) I was forced to stand on the top of a church spire 24/7.

It turns out I have a weather cock.

Do you not mean slowly turned gangrenous through lack of use?

[Vicky]

I have a cold

So have i Lady M.

Make yourself a Hot Toddy, that's good for the cold.

[jp761]

My penis slowy turned into wrought iron and then (by old English law) I was forced to stand on the top of a church spire 24/7.

It turns out I have a weather cock.

Do you not mean slowly turned gangrenous through lack of use?

Haha.. that makes 3 of us then. ;)

[Keyser]

My penis slowy turned into wrought iron and then (by old English law) I was forced to stand on the top of a church spire 24/7.

It turns out I have a weather cock.

Do you not mean slowly turned gangrenous through lack of use?

Yes - I am the Pope.