Life Of Benefits On The Net

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Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby ChivasR » Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:10 am

Hi

We were watching the tv (not you, lol) and as we channel hopped (not the Welsh channel) we came across a so-called documentary about parasites that can work, won't work and live of the backs of taxpayers and spend most of their time in bed or on the net.

It was difficult to watch as we despise this kind of taxpayers money abuse. :bawlin:

Anyways, cut a short story long, we had a few firewaters and felt like getting up and throwing the tv into the road. Thankfully our OH stopped us by saying, "dear Chivas, you is a lot better than this miserable, parasitically inept, lazy, useless, feeble, workshy cretins. so don't them get the better of yous." We immediately apologised to our better half and picked up the phone to report benefits cheat that we came across thanks to the handy work by one of our contacts that works for public services.

Once we had finsihed reports the vermin, we had several glasses of Chivas and that is indeed a fact :more beer: :more beer:

Please join us in celebrating the arrival of our brand new and very modest Mercedes GLS/AMG :more beer: :more beer:

Caution advised: Should any cretin doubt our post, please GAFY, straight up.

Best regards

:cheers: :cheers: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :slap: :slap:

ps - mr stoo, pls keep up the good work :more beer: :more beer: :more beer:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:29 am

It's back.
Years of the the same old shite and some find it amusing!
Or is this a fake one ......
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby ChivasR » Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:33 am

is it a fake one


"it" is you pile of human trash and that is another fact

Anyways, no hard feelings, chump

:smilin: :smilin:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Stooo » Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:39 am

Good evening mystery guest, I hope you and yours are well :smilin:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby ChivasR » Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:45 am

Hi Mr Stoo

Long story, but we are all well, thanks for asking.

We have had sneak looks here during the past 23 months or so and good to see you keeping your chums entertained.

We hope all is very well up your end anf you are doing well.

Must dash, as we have an early start tomorrw ie 09-30hrs therefore having to leave home by 09-10hrs.

Will try and read here tomorrow and may register with a humble name.

:cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Big Fat Frosty » Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:09 am

lucien de shitbag
has a nice ring to it.....
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Guest » Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:13 am

Keep up the good work, Gollum.
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:52 am

There's nothing worse than smiley abuse.
It's especially tormenting for people like Keyser who can't use his. :splat:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby ChivasR » Thu Nov 02, 2017 5:02 pm

Big Fat Frosty wrote:lucien de shitbag
has a nice ring to it.....
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Dear Big Fart Frosty

Who the fuck is lucyien???

Anyways, GAFY
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby wutang » Thu Nov 02, 2017 5:48 pm

What mod approved this steaming pile of shite? :dunno:

My suggestion to them is to go lie down for a while and sober up. :thumbsup:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Stooo » Thu Nov 02, 2017 5:55 pm

wutang wrote:What mod approved this steaming pile of shite? :dunno:

My suggestion to them is to go lie down for a while and sober up. :thumbsup:


He's an old tradition and watching him rip into Starbold is a delight. Protip, put a /s after his posts :Swink:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby wutang » Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:02 pm

Stooo wrote:
wutang wrote:What mod approved this steaming pile of shite? :dunno:

My suggestion to them is to go lie down for a while and sober up. :thumbsup:


He's an old tradition and watching him rip into Starbold is a delight. Protip, put a /s after his posts :Swink:



Just because something is a tradition doesnt make it right.

I nearly had a seizure trying to understand his insane ramblings :off head: :thud:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Stooo » Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:10 pm

wutang wrote:
Stooo wrote:
wutang wrote:What mod approved this steaming pile of shite? :dunno:

My suggestion to them is to go lie down for a while and sober up. :thumbsup:


He's an old tradition and watching him rip into Starbold is a delight. Protip, put a /s after his posts :Swink:



Just because something is a tradition doesnt make it right.

I nearly had a seizure trying to understand his insane ramblings :off head: :thud:


You had to be in a different universe back then. I was a huge addict of Vic Reeves Big Night Out but I'd struggle to explain the humour now.
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby ChivasR » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:38 pm

Dear Mr Stoo

Please do not take it lying down, please slap bitch it.

Anyways, we have lots to do these days as much older and much wiser if that was ever possibley.

Keep up the good work, we like hard working people, people that also have a community spirt like you.

We are signing off as our language teacher (cuntanese) is cuming soon

ATB

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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Keyser » Thu Nov 02, 2017 11:38 pm

ChivasR wrote:Dear Mr Stoo

Please do not take it lying down, please slap bitch it.

Anyways, we have lots to do these days as much older and much wiser if that was ever possibley.

Keep up the good work, we like hard working people, people that also have a community spirt like you.

We are signing off as our language teacher (cuntanese) is cuming soon

ATB

:more beer: :more beer:


Jesus wept!

I will have what your having mate! :more beer:
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