Life Of Benefits On The Net

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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby ChivasR » Thu Nov 02, 2017 11:12 pm

Keyser wrote:
ChivasR wrote:Dear Mr Stoo

Please do not take it lying down, please slap bitch it.

Anyways, we have lots to do these days as much older and much wiser if that was ever possibley.

Keep up the good work, we like hard working people, people that also have a community spirt like you.

We are signing off as our language teacher (cuntanese) is cuming soon

ATB

:more beer: :more beer:


Jesus wept!

I will have what your having mate! :more beer:


Hi

We normally drink Chivas Regal and not that cheap stuff that is on your supermarkey/Waiterose shelf :smilin: We hope that has helped you as we are helpful people on the net and planet.

Thanks for asking, the language class went very well. It was our 369th 1hr and 20 min session in Cuntansese and our private Tutor was a Mrs Fukwan :smilin: (she is on of the top tutors that serves London and Sevenoaks, fact. (Between you and us, she does teach is naughty words if we are good, eg, piss off :smilin: )

No offence darling, but for the sake of clarity, we are definetely not your "mate." :smilin: :smilin: At best, we could be forum chums, if you wish :smilin:

Anyways, the new car runs well, a bit big for most streets as there are so many ordianry people out there with lower class cars :shake head: :shake head:

Must dash as we need our beauty sleep as we approach the tender age of 21 + :smilin: :smilin:

TBH, feeling a bit low, thought about a Chivas, but not our style to drink and post, or usually drink weekday. Having said that, tomorrow is another day of leave :smilin:

Sweet dreams if you is nice people like us, if not, then please GAFY, again in your social hosuing flat.

Best regards

CR :smilin: :smilin:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Cenobite » Thu Nov 02, 2017 11:27 pm

ChivasR wrote:
Keyser wrote:
ChivasR wrote:Dear Mr Stoo

Please do not take it lying down, please slap bitch it.

Anyways, we have lots to do these days as much older and much wiser if that was ever possibley.

Keep up the good work, we like hard working people, people that also have a community spirt like you.

We are signing off as our language teacher (cuntanese) is cuming soon

ATB

:more beer: :more beer:


Jesus wept!

I will have what your having mate! :more beer:


Hi

We normally drink Chivas Regal and not that cheap stuff that is on your supermarkey/Waiterose shelf :smilin: We hope that has helped you as we are helpful people on the net and planet.

Thanks for asking, the language class went very well. It was our 369th 1hr and 20 min session in Cuntansese and our private Tutor was a Mrs Fukwan :smilin: (she is on of the top tutors that serves London and Sevenoaks, fact. (Between you and us, she does teach is naughty words if we are good, eg, piss off :smilin: )

No offence darling, but for the sake of clarity, we are definetely not your "mate." :smilin: :smilin: At best, we could be forum chums, if you wish :smilin:

Anyways, the new car runs well, a bit big for most streets as there are so many ordianry people out there with lower class cars :shake head: :shake head:

Must dash as we need our beauty sleep as we approach the tender age of 21 + :smilin: :smilin:

TBH, feeling a bit low, thought about a Chivas, but not our style to drink and post, or usually drink weekday. Having said that, tomorrow is another day of leave :smilin:

Sweet dreams if you is nice people like us, if not, then please GAFY, again in your social hosuing flat.

Best regards

CR :smilin: :smilin:


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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Guest » Thu Nov 02, 2017 11:38 pm

ChivasR wrote:Hi

We were watching the tv (not you, lol) and as we channel hopped (not the Welsh channel) we came across a so-called documentary about parasites that can work, won't work and live of the backs of taxpayers and spend most of their time in bed or on the net.

It was difficult to watch as we despise this kind of taxpayers money abuse. :bawlin:

Anyways, cut a short story long, we had a few firewaters and felt like getting up and throwing the tv into the road. Thankfully our OH stopped us by saying, "dear Chivas, you is a lot better than this miserable, parasitically inept, lazy, useless, feeble, workshy cretins. so don't them get the better of yous." We immediately apologised to our better half and picked up the phone to report benefits cheat that we came across thanks to the handy work by one of our contacts that works for public services.

Once we had finsihed reports the vermin, we had several glasses of Chivas and that is indeed a fact :more beer: :more beer:

Please join us in celebrating the arrival of our brand new and very modest Mercedes GLS/AMG :more beer: :more beer:

Caution advised: Should any cretin doubt our post, please GAFY, straight up.

Best regards

:cheers: :cheers: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :slap: :slap:

ps - mr stoo, pls keep up the good work :more beer: :more beer: :more beer:


is little sebastian keeping well? :smilin:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby ChivasR » Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:43 am

Who is sebastia?

Question to those that don't work and we not referring to the retired but referring to the long term workshy - does a weekend feel like a weekend to you and a bank hol like a bank hol? Other than spend time in bed, trolling the net and watching sky movies, and smoking, what do you do?

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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby It wasn't even funny ten years ago » Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:53 am

ChivasR wrote:Who is sebastia?

Question to those that don't work and we not referring to the retired but referring to the long term workshy - does a weekend feel like a weekend to you and a bank hol like a bank hol? Other than spend time in bed, trolling the net and watching sky movies, and smoking, what do you do?

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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby ChivasR » Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:34 pm

We are off out for a wlak, getting sunny here again, was very sunny this a.m. Very chilly as we went out to our weekend car to measure the child seat in it as getting another and do want it too big - tis for our grand child, the first :smilin: born June - thanks for asking :smilin: - his mummy is back at work pt and mrs left work in late sept to look after our dear jewel as we do not trust leaving kid with strangers, fact.


btw, we feel that poeple have got us mixed up with another poster :smilin:

the new car we bought amg/gle recnetly, brand new many months wait - attract too much of the wrong attention and tempted to break the speed limits on dual road ways and m ways but being lawful people, we dont, fact

anways must dash, dont want to go out is cold but with Mrs ? taken earlir retirment at 50 and us now pt, we are both putting on a little excess and i need to cut down on CR

beore we go, any workshy losers you knwo of and can answer the provious question please?

Hasy motto, sayo nano - that our cuntanese for you :smilin: :smilin:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Guest » Sun Nov 05, 2017 3:09 pm

ChivasR wrote:We are off out for a wlak, getting sunny here again, was very sunny this a.m. Very chilly as we went out to our weekend car to measure the child seat in it as getting another and do want it too big - tis for our grand child, the first :smilin: born June - thanks for asking :smilin: - his mummy is back at work pt and mrs left work in late sept to look after our dear jewel as we do not trust leaving kid with strangers, fact.


btw, we feel that poeple have got us mixed up with another poster :smilin:

the new car we bought amg/gle recnetly, brand new many months wait - attract too much of the wrong attention and tempted to break the speed limits on dual road ways and m ways but being lawful people, we dont, fact

anways must dash, dont want to go out is cold but with Mrs ? taken earlir retirment at 50 and us now pt, we are both putting on a little excess and i need to cut down on CR

beore we go, any workshy losers you knwo of and can answer the provious question please?

Hasy motto, sayo nano - that our cuntanese for you :smilin: :smilin:



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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby ChivasR » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:51 pm

Hi

We have had a busy day at home as we were supposed to be working from home but normally
get away with working for a few minutes, eg uplaod a few pre-typed reports - but today
we had to call someone and spent an hour writing up a report, just not cricket, tis it :shake head: :shake head: :shake head:

Anyways, to be franked, we are a tad disapointted, fact. Yes, no one has posted about anyone they know of or possibly itself about being on benefits, workshy, spend most of the time in bed, watching the full sky paackage, somking fags, and inter trolling!!

FYI - we had our language lesson in cuntaneses early today as we knew that we were supposed to working from home :smilin: The lesson went well as our tutor Mrs Fukwan praised us and stated we were "model pupils, a credit to the hard waorking txpayers that live in their own properites." Yes,we thanked Mrs Fukwan for stating the obvious :smilin:

So, do you know of or is a person of the workshy brigade?? If the caps fit, wear them!!!!! FACT

Best regards

CR :smilin: :smilin:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Guest » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:27 pm

ChivasR wrote:Who is sebastia?

Question to those that don't work and we not referring to the retired but referring to the long term workshy - does a weekend feel like a weekend to you and a bank hol like a bank hol? Other than spend time in bed, trolling the net and watching sky movies, and smoking, what do you do?

:smilin: :smilin:


please forgive me, chivasr, i confused you with another very respected poster. i will go and shut my hands in the oven to punish myself.
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby ChivasR » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:30 pm

Dear Guest

apology accepted, fact :smilin:

we like mr stoo and we do not talk about the infamous nephew as
he married a saudi princess and she is stuck up snob. Our family do not swear
but sebastian was the odd one out, but since meeting and marrying this princess he has changed
and is unrecognisable and doe not swear, has a butler and as we said, his fit wife is a stuck up snob

good news, we do hope to kiss and make up when he and his group of followers come to london for xmas shopping/etc/etc.
another sore point was that he wanted to give us a brand new bently suv - we do accept gists from family and friends as we too
is very generous, fact. However, the 400k car is not for us as tis too ostentatious (yes, big word, we had to look it up for speling)
for our humble needs - so that upset his princess as no one has every refused their presents and she told him not to talk to us, so to make it easer for sebs, we dont talk to him - but should be ok soon :smilin:


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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Dog’s Guest » Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:27 am

hi lucy good to see you’re still about :Hiya: plus you always bring out BFF :wubbers:

lucy get your expensive arse over to digital spy and entertain the masses with your exuberant personality :trollface: :wubwub: you will be a hit! :cool:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby ChivasR » Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:54 pm

Who the hck is this 'lucy' woman? :again?:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Guest » Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:42 pm

I know off a woman that spends the whole day trolling forums and has never worked even though she can. She posts on the ,....... forums and her user name is ...........

I used to be friends with her and we'd have private chats and I tried to help her get a job as she is able but not willing to work. Bottom line was she told me to f off and could not see why she should work as she suffers from "stress." for the last 15 years and has never worked since leaving school. :shake head:

She does go holidays, pub and takes her pet out for a walk, but not able to work because of stess caused by the thought ogf getting up early, going to work and returing home just before 7pm like most hard working people :shake head:
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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby ChivasR » Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:57 pm

Hi

Thanks for an example mate, fact

Surely, there must be other misfits around where the capS fit they know of.

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Re: Life Of Benefits On The Net

Postby Guest » Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:50 pm

Lucy, is that you?
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