Dogs Sleeping Forum

Hi

We were watching the tv (not you, lol) and as we channel hopped (not the Welsh channel) we came across a so-called documentary about parasites that can work, won't work and live of the backs of taxpayers and spend most of their time in bed or on the net.

It was difficult to watch as we despise this kind of taxpayers money abuse.

Anyways, cut a short story long, we had a few firewaters and felt like getting up and throwing the tv into the road. Thankfully our OH stopped us by saying, "dear Chivas, you is a lot better than this miserable, parasitically inept, lazy, useless, feeble, workshy cretins. so don't them get the better of yous." We immediately apologised to our better half and picked up the phone to report benefits cheat that we came across thanks to the handy work by one of our contacts that works for public services.

Once we had finsihed reports the vermin, we had several glasses of Chivas and that is indeed a fact

Please join us in celebrating the arrival of our brand new and very modest Mercedes GLS/AMG

Caution advised: Should any cretin doubt our post, please GAFY, straight up.

Best regards



ps - mr stoo, pls keep up the good work

It's back.
Years of the the same old shite and some find it amusing!
Or is this a fake one ......

is it a fake one

"it" is you pile of human trash and that is another fact

Anyways, no hard feelings, chump

Good evening mystery guest, I hope you and yours are well

Hi Mr Stoo

Long story, but we are all well, thanks for asking.

We have had sneak looks here during the past 23 months or so and good to see you keeping your chums entertained.

We hope all is very well up your end anf you are doing well.

Must dash, as we have an early start tomorrw ie 09-30hrs therefore having to leave home by 09-10hrs.

Will try and read here tomorrow and may register with a humble name.

lucien de shitbag
has a nice ring to it.....

Keep up the good work, Gollum.

There's nothing worse than smiley abuse.
It's especially tormenting for people like Keyser who can't use his.

Big Fat Frosty wrote:lucien de shitbag
has a nice ring to it.....

Dear Big Fart Frosty

Who the fuck is lucyien???

Anyways, GAFY

What mod approved this steaming pile of shite?

My suggestion to them is to go lie down for a while and sober up.

wutang wrote:What mod approved this steaming pile of shite?

My suggestion to them is to go lie down for a while and sober up.

He's an old tradition and watching him rip into Starbold is a delight. Protip, put a /s after his posts

Stooo wrote:

wutang wrote:What mod approved this steaming pile of shite?

My suggestion to them is to go lie down for a while and sober up.

He's an old tradition and watching him rip into Starbold is a delight. Protip, put a /s after his posts

Just because something is a tradition doesnt make it right.

I nearly had a seizure trying to understand his insane ramblings

wutang wrote:

Stooo wrote:

wutang wrote:What mod approved this steaming pile of shite?

My suggestion to them is to go lie down for a while and sober up.

He's an old tradition and watching him rip into Starbold is a delight. Protip, put a /s after his posts

Just because something is a tradition doesnt make it right.

I nearly had a seizure trying to understand his insane ramblings

You had to be in a different universe back then. I was a huge addict of Vic Reeves Big Night Out but I'd struggle to explain the humour now.

Dear Mr Stoo

Please do not take it lying down, please slap bitch it.

Anyways, we have lots to do these days as much older and much wiser if that was ever possibley.

Keep up the good work, we like hard working people, people that also have a community spirt like you.

We are signing off as our language teacher (cuntanese) is cuming soon

ATB

ChivasR wrote:Dear Mr Stoo

Please do not take it lying down, please slap bitch it.

Anyways, we have lots to do these days as much older and much wiser if that was ever possibley.

Keep up the good work, we like hard working people, people that also have a community spirt like you.

We are signing off as our language teacher (cuntanese) is cuming soon

ATB

:more beer: :more beer:

Jesus wept!

I will have what your having mate! :more beer: