Be Honest...

[Frankly]

Divorces - 0
Marriages - 0
Proposals - 2
Children - 0
Pets - 7
Surgeries - 5
Tattoos - 0
Fired a gun - No
Been on television - No
Been on a train - yes
Flown in a Helicopter - Yes
Rode in an Ambulance - Yes
Ridden a horse - Yes
Been ice skating - No
Ridden a motorcycle - Yes
Sang Karaoke - No
Jumped out a plane - No
Been in a police car - No
Almost died - No
Been in Hospital - Yes

[Goodwife]

Divorces, 0
Marriages, 0
Proposals, 2
Children, 0
Pets, 2
Surgeries, 0
Tattoos, 0
Fired a gun, No
Been on television, Yes
Been on a train, Yes
Flown in a Helicopter, Yes
Rode in an Ambulance, Yes
Ridden a horse, Yes
Been ice skating, Yes
Ridden a motorcycle, Only those ones you find in an arcade
Sang Karaoke, Yes
Jumped out a plane, No
Been in a police car, Yes
Almost died, Yes
Been in Hospital, Yes

[creamcheese]

Divorces, 0
Marriages, 1
Proposals, 1
Children, 2
Pets, 2
Surgeries, 2
Tattoos, 2
Fired a gun, yes
Been on television, yes
Been on a train, Yes
Flown in a Helicopter, No
Rode in an Ambulance, no
Ridden a horse, yes
Been ice skating, yes
Ridden a motorcycle, No
Sang Karaoke, Yes
Jumped out a plane, No
Been in a police car, Yes
Almost died, Yes
Been in Hospital, Yes

[Gabby]

Good to see all of you that almost died actually didn't!!

[HobbitFeet]

Good to see all of you that almost died actually didn't!!

yeah almost dying in childbirth with my closest friend (the only person I wanted with me) thinking she was going to have to speak to my parents and partner to explain me and my child had died was fucking hysterical for her I'm sure

or are you suggesting we are making it up?

[Goodwife]

Good to see all of you that almost died actually didn't!!

Just think how boring this place would be if we had all been wiped out

[Stooo]

Good to see all of you that almost died actually didn't!!

Dropping from a first story onto my arm rather than my spine seemed to be a plan at the time

It was all very quick.

[Gabby]

Good to see all of you that almost died actually didn't!!

yeah almost dying in childbirth with my closest friend (the only person I wanted with me) thinking she was going to have to speak to my parents and partner to explain me and my child had died was fucking hysterical for her I'm sure

or are you suggesting we are making it up?

Errm, no.... just passing comment on how many people have experienced near death!.....chill the fuck out!

[Goodwife]

Good to see all of you that almost died actually didn't!!

Dropping from a first story onto my arm rather than my spine seemed to be a plan at the time

It was all very quick.

why were you dropping from the first story ?

[HobbitFeet]

Good to see all of you that almost died actually didn't!!

yeah almost dying in childbirth with my closest friend (the only person I wanted with me) thinking she was going to have to speak to my parents and partner to explain me and my child had died was fucking hysterical for her I'm sure

or are you suggesting we are making it up?

Errm, no.... just passing comment on how many people have experienced near death!.....chill the fuck out!

sure you were

[HobbitFeet]

Good to see all of you that almost died actually didn't!!

Dropping from a first story onto my arm rather than my spine seemed to be a plan at the time

It was all very quick.

why were you dropping from the first story ?

to escape the husband I bet

suddenly I'm thinking of the M&Ms advert

[Stooo]

Good to see all of you that almost died actually didn't!!

Dropping from a first story onto my arm rather than my spine seemed to be a plan at the time

It was all very quick.

why were you dropping from the first story ?

Gated and escaped to a reliable tree. Meh.

I reached up to a rotten branch that broke off in the escape. Instant karma

[Gabby]

Good to see all of you that almost died actually didn't!!

yeah almost dying in childbirth with my closest friend (the only person I wanted with me) thinking she was going to have to speak to my parents and partner to explain me and my child had died was fucking hysterical for her I'm sure

or are you suggesting we are making it up?

Errm, no.... just passing comment on how many people have experienced near death!.....chill the fuck out!

sure you were

I actually was..... Why would I think people would make it up?

[Rolluplostinspace]

I almost lived once or twice ... that was a close shave.

[Gabby]

I almost lived once or twice ... that was a close shave.

How fucking dare you live!!