Dog's Football Thread Part Six.

[Trapper John]

Spare a thought for Chelsea fans - I have and it's a fucking hilarious one.

Already upset and embarrassed that their club announced they were looking at signing Andy Carroll from West Ham, they are now scrambling to hide away in closets and under tables after Chelsea announced they are now looking at 36 year old Peter Crouch

[Trapper John]

Gedion Zelalem hasn't been sent out on loan this window as Arsenal want him to complete his recovery at London Colney.

Gedion hasn't played regular football since returning for a season long loan spell with Glasgow Rangers, when on his return to London was found to be infested with fleas and ticks picked up from dogs in the vicinity of Ibrox Stadium.

Not really

Gedion 20, had a further loan spell at Dutch side VVV Venlo and helped them get promotion to the Eredivisie. He later joined the US under 21 squad and picked up an ACL injury which has kept him out of the game since.

Arsenal are hoping his full recovery will be made quicker and easier under the care of their own physios.

[Vicky]

Good player Geds.



Only nineteen when he scored that penalty infront of a full house at Hampden.

Cool as a cucumber.

[Vicky]

Rangers Captain Lee Wallace has had another operation to fix a hernia.

Big Lee's been out for months now!!

I had a hernia operation years ago and didn't take this long to recover.

[Trapper John]

Good player Geds.



Only nineteen when he scored that penalty infront of a full house at Hampden.

Cool as a cucumber.

Says Ethiopia player? - he's an American citizen and plays for the US under 21 national team.

[Vicky]

Good player Geds.



Only nineteen when he scored that penalty infront of a full house at Hampden.

Cool as a cucumber.

Says Ethiopia player? - he's an American citizen and plays for the US under 21 national team.

He was born in Germany to Ethiopian parents and only became eligible to play for America three years ago TJ.

He must qualify for America through residency.

[Trapper John]

It's been confirmed that the reason neither Arsenal or United got their men for this weekends games was because the agents were haggling over their fees with the two clubs.

Fucking abysmal when the clubs and players agree to everything that it's greedy fucking agents who put a spanner in the works. I don't say we'd have played Mkhitaryan at the weekend but he'd have been available on the bench probably and might have got a 10-15 minute run about.

[Sunny]

Spare a thought for Chelsea fans - I have and it's a fucking hilarious one.

Already upset and embarrassed that their club announced they were looking at signing Andy Carroll from West Ham, they are now scrambling to hide away in closets and under tables after Chelsea announced they are now looking at 36 year old Peter Crouch

Crouchy is ok, still can score!....and never you forget, he scored for us spurs in the quarter finals of the CL!....

[Sunny]

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Alexis Sanchez will make around £180 million during his four and half year contract at Man United.

No wonder he was so keen to move.

I wouldn't want him in my team Vicks, he is selfish and disloyal. No way near worth all this money.

Weather crappy here Vicks....doom and gloom...

[Trapper John]

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Alexis Sanchez will make around £180 million during his four and half year contract at Man United.

No wonder he was so keen to move.

I wouldn't want him in my team Vicks, he is selfish and disloyal. No way near worth all this money.

Weather crappy here Vicks....doom and gloom...

Thats handy then, cause he wouldn't have gone to Spurs even if he was blind and only had one leg.

[Sunny]

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Alexis Sanchez will make around £180 million during his four and half year contract at Man United.

No wonder he was so keen to move.

I wouldn't want him in my team Vicks, he is selfish and disloyal. No way near worth all this money.

Weather crappy here Vicks....doom and gloom...

Thats handy then, cause he wouldn't have gone to Spurs even if he was blind and only had one leg.

There is no way he would get into our team anyway, maybe a kick about with the reserves at best.
He would just disrupt the nice flow spurs players have. Wouldn't take him if he was offered for free to us.

[Sunny]

Coming along nicely!

[Sunny]

3 weeks to go for the spurs v goons match, just heard it will be morning match, which means have to leave here by 9am. Good news is we should have Toby back for that match.

[Sunny]

Football aside, sorry to hear about your daughters OH father, TJ.

Just horrible, too many lives lost from that foker of a disease. :(

[Trapper John]

Football aside, sorry to hear about your daughters OH father, TJ.

Just horrible, too many lives lost from that foker of a disease. :(

Aye, thanks Sunny.