Breaking!!!

[Lucian]

Wait, is this that Jobless Oddball character I was told about, the one who puts a hundred exclamation marks at the end of every sentence?

Dear Lambfart

We too recall the oddball clown, did in not post on the other site. It like the ladyboy dean did not work and too was a full time loser.

Yes thanks, we are enjoying our early retirment as we can afford it, fact!!! (To be clrear, we do manage a business as well at arms lenght)

[Lucian]

Lucian = One of the 7 wonders of the world
Others have been funny for five minutes ten years ago but come on.
Ten years or more of utter drivel.
Starbold gets stick for posting the same old same old but it appears people have to pretend this nob is in some way amusing.

Cheers babe but not very nice what you said about the major
Must dash

[Lucian]

Hi

This post is for general public consumption

We are about to have lucnch and will leave our humble home approx 14-00hes =/- 7 mins fact

lunch is our fav, susuages, mash, thick gravy and streaky bacon, yummyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Now please GAFY

[Guest]

[Lucian]

Hi

Thanks for asking


Dull and damp here, fact

We need to go out for a short while and will have a bite to eat as well.

Should be back by 1439, fact

Best wishes to all decent postersf

[humble guest]

Hi

Thanks for asking


Dull and damp here, fact

We need to go out for a short while and will have a bite to eat as well.

Should be back by 1439, fact

Best wishes to all decent postersf

[Lucian]

Thanks HG

We love you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

L

[Lucian]

Hi


goodbye

[Lucian]

Hi

A bit of cloud and sun here in our most salubrious location, fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We had breakfast about 19 mins ago and off for a shower in 14 mins and off out for a bit of shopping and bit to eat, fact!!!

[Lucian]

Hi

We were up really late last night, this morning and went to bed at 04-07hrs, fact!

We were up late, 11-03hrs, fact!!

Sunny here with some cloud, not yet checked our weather sttion but looks cold and dry for the day but even we could be wrong.

Anyways, breakfast has started in the kitchen, 3 fried eggs, 3 fried breds, 6 skinless susgages, lots of mushrooms and onins though the smell out kitchen but kitchen almost airthigh and extractor of A1 type on full blast, fact!!

Anyways again, we will have a shower, not sure when but before 1401hrs, fact.
Family are going out before 14-00 and Lucians will join them from 17-01 to approx 17-41hrs, fact!!

We are having a few gusest at our son's humble/detached home in one of the most slaberious parts of sevenoaks.

Thanks

[Lucian]

Hi

Breaking: Plans have changed, fact!!

We are reviwing our palns as we type. Only some of Lucian's immediate familuy have gone out again and
our prince charming Xandar is with us but all are going out by 16-33, fact

Lucian will go out later to join them, highly likely before 18-17, fact

[Lucian]

Hi Fans

We have been very busy this morning, ie sold all of our bitcoins and made a kiling, FACT

The sun is out but cold out there, may go to Bluewater or change of envirnoment, lakeside for a few odds and ends as we never go out and not buy anthying or eat - we don't know how plebs can go out to the shops just to window shop

We also need to do a self assessment tax returns and we do not employ an accountact as it is a waste of money. It takes us about 3o mins to complet our tax rets and Mrs D's rets about 20 mins after spending a few mins pulling out the p60, etc,etc

We will take our grandson/prince out with us and his mummy may join us as she has already broken up for christmas, fact!! Our son goes on his A/l on Wed and back to in about 2 and half weeks, fact!! Our daughter takes her leave from this thrusday and back in about 2 weeks, fact!!

The car washer is here to wash the Rang Rover but not the bnetly as she has been hardly driven and quiet clean - the cleaner does a very good job and careful, spends about 2 and half hours cleaning outside and inside, but inside normally very clean anyways but it the massive wheels that take a long time - we pay him a tenner and he is happy with that, fact

Anyways, we are off for a shower in approx 7 mins, then off to our son's home to pick up grandson and then poss bluewater or lakeside about1 to 2pm, fact and ret home for about 5/6 but expecting heavy traffic

Thanks again fans

[Lucian]

Hi

Breaking news!!!!!!!!!!!!

As fans and the gutter brigade are aware, Lucian is no fan of flying, fact!!

However, as Lucian does care about his family and Mrs D has not been to Dubai for about ten years, the breaking news is:

The Deville family have booked a blinding deal to Dubia flying out Thursday and back in 3 weeks, fact

Fact, we will miss our grandson and children/family over xmas, but the 5 star hotle guest suite for the 3 weeks
was nocked down from 17k for 2 people to 8k, fact!! It can comforably sleep up to 4 epopel as two bedrooms queen size bed and plenty of sofas
and our son, grandson, his wife and daughter will join us for a week just before the new year,FACT. We booked their tickets aon a good deal as well, fact

We are now going out, later than planned and will need a few new lightweight outfits - not a lot to see there but weather, relaxtion in the suluberious
state sutie and hiring a car and driver for the day at a time is VFM, fact - our son and his wife went a year ago, they hired a driver with a mercedes S class taxi for about 50 pounds a day.

Anyways, Mrs D is almost ready and we are off in approx 14 mins and then will ret to our son's home to see our grandson

Thanks fans

Lucian

[humble fan]

be careful over there, lucian.

[Lucian]

Hi Humble Fan

You a friend of Humble Guest??

Thnaks for the kind wordsa, our son Damian has been there several times re work and hols, you don't want to
argue with the indegious lot or cops, but we dont anyways so will by ok, thanks

We are no fans of planes and night take offs but catching plane late pm and we arrived early, freshen up and go out

LHR

20:45 – 07:55+1
London (LHR) – Dubai (DXB)
Qantas 2 · Airbus A380 - Business class

Going to b very busy next couple of days