Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

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Re: Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

Postby Trapper John » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:28 am

I met the Queen once, seriously. She smelled of mothballs.
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Re: Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

Postby Vicky » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:40 am

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A picture of the Queen hangs proudly in the Rangers dressing room.

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Re: Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

Postby Lucian » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:18 am

Trapper John wrote:I met the Queen once, seriously. She smelled of mothballs.


Hi Trap :smilin: :smilin:


Seriously yes, we too have met HM the Queen three times, fact

HM has never smelt of anything other than red rose, fact!!

Need to go and have a shower as we are going out and will take our grandson out for a ride in his 4x4 ie pram as its sunny but cold here

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Re: Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

Postby Trapper John » Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:25 pm

Of course the Queen didn't really smell of mothballs, she smelled of gold and precious gems.

I met her when she opened the QE2 bridge. I was pretty intoxicated at the time and more than toying with the idea of pinching her arse as she passed me, until a colleague of mine said if you make a movement toward her, the bridge is probably studded with snipers and if they don't get you first the bodyguards will.

I decided that life was more important than 15 minutes of posthumous fame.
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Re: Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

Postby Markey mark » Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:10 pm

Meet her couple times , it’s no big deal
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Re: Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

Postby Guest » Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:18 pm

Markey mark wrote:Meet her couple times , it’s no big deal



:fantasy:
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Re: Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:20 pm

Markey mark wrote:Meet her couple times , it’s no big deal

What did you talk about?
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Re: Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

Postby Markey mark » Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:22 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Markey mark wrote:Meet her couple times , it’s no big deal

What did you talk about?



Trees
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Re: Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

Postby Guest » Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:28 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Markey mark wrote:Meet her couple times , it’s no big deal

What did you talk about?


immmmigruuntz, innit? :laughing:
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Re: Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

Postby McAz » Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:31 pm

Markey mark wrote:Meet her couple times , it’s no big deal

Did you tell her that? :dunno:
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Re: Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

Postby Guest » Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:55 pm

Markey mark wrote:Meet her couple times , it’s no big deal


when did the queen visit albania?
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Re: Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

Postby jp761 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:43 pm

Markey mark wrote:Meet her couple times , it’s no big deal
And I've met the Queen of Sheba multiple times.
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Re: Guess Who We Met Today???????????????????????

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:57 pm

Guest wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Markey mark wrote:Meet her couple times , it’s no big deal

What did you talk about?


immmmigruuntz, innit? :laughing:

You and your family get back to Germany bitch .....
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