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Who Would You Pick?

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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby Gabby » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:48 pm

Dean wrote:
Poca wrote:
Dean wrote:
Poca wrote:I wouldn’t offer it to any of ‘em... if they’re that needy and won’t pay for a taxi... then fuck ‘em :thumbsup:


You’d offer it to the older lady, you know you would!


I fucking wouldn’t..... maybe sit on my knee :dunno:


Even the zombie? :kinell:


Any of them.... I ain’t proud! :snooty:
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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby Dean » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:49 pm

Poca wrote:
Dean wrote:
Poca wrote:
Dean wrote:
Poca wrote:I wouldn’t offer it to any of ‘em... if they’re that needy and won’t pay for a taxi... then fuck ‘em :thumbsup:


You’d offer it to the older lady, you know you would!


I fucking wouldn’t..... maybe sit on my knee :dunno:


Even the zombie? :kinell:


Any of them.... I ain’t proud! :snooty:


You’d be safe anyway, they eat brains! :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby Gabby » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:54 pm

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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby Moe Syzlak » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:56 pm

Dean wrote:
Straight talker wrote:
Vicks wrote:
Joey Peeps wrote:Silly me, I forgot you can’t even afford the price of a bus ticket you fucking tramp.


Steady on.

I know he's annoying but is that not a wee bit uncalled for?

He's a nasty piece of work who's only returned to cause as much trouble as possible.


He has feelings though... :bawlin:

Poor you, poor you and your Wittle fweelings. Shame you don’t think about anyone else’s feelings on here you nasty piece of shit.
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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby Dean » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:13 pm

Moe Syzlak wrote:
Dean wrote:
Straight talker wrote:
Vicks wrote:
Joey Peeps wrote:Silly me, I forgot you can’t even afford the price of a bus ticket you fucking tramp.


Steady on.

I know he's annoying but is that not a wee bit uncalled for?

He's a nasty piece of work who's only returned to cause as much trouble as possible.


He has feelings though... :bawlin:

Poor you, poor you and your Wittle fweelings. Shame you don’t think about anyone else’s feelings on here you nasty piece of shit.


Did I hurt you in the past mate? You sound so bitter...
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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby Nucks » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:29 pm

I thought this was the thread about dead singers, so I clicked on page 2 and thought wtf is going on here!? :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby NastyNickers » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:34 pm

Canucklehead wrote:I thought this was the thread about dead singers, so I clicked on page 2 and thought wtf is going on here!? :gigglesnshit:


I did exactly the same thing!

I’d probably either choose the old dear, or stand up and let them fight for it.
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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby Nucks » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:52 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
Canucklehead wrote:I thought this was the thread about dead singers, so I clicked on page 2 and thought wtf is going on here!? :gigglesnshit:


I did exactly the same thing!

I’d probably either choose the old dear, or stand up and let them fight for it.


Highest bidder. :awesome:
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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby jp761 » Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:46 pm

C or E, depends on their breathing. lol Seriously though it can do, if one sounds like they're really struggling more than the other, I'd offer that one the seat. If all seems pretty equal it would be the old lady.
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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby George » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:17 pm

All of them except the zombie
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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby Dean » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:18 pm

George wrote:All of them except the zombie


Bit of a tight squeeze for all of them...
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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby Stooo » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:33 pm

The lady with the baby so that I could look down at her massive knockers while the surly old lady glared at me :ooer:
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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby Dean » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:38 pm

Stooo wrote:The lady with the baby so that I could look down at her massive knockers while the surly old lady glared at me :ooer:


Are you auditioning for a Carry On movie?
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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby Vicky » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:42 pm

Stooo wrote:The lady with the baby so that I could look down at her massive knockers while the surly old lady glared at me :ooer:


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Re: Who Would You Pick?

Postby Stooo » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:46 pm

Dean wrote:
Stooo wrote:The lady with the baby so that I could look down at her massive knockers while the surly old lady glared at me :ooer:


Are you auditioning for a Carry On movie?


Boobs are boobs :dunno:
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