My Baying Mob

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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby dis » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:21 pm

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dis wrote:Aw now, I’m even laughing at that. I must be sick in the head. I’m beyond help probably.



I give up, you win Dis, I can't guilt you into murderous rabbits :mrgreen:


I feel I must be lacking something morally.

My husband had one that used to attack people, it could jump fences and cause havoc...it got sent to the park where they had a wee enclosure with some other animals.
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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby Trapper John » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:36 pm

dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Aw now, I’m even laughing at that. I must be sick in the head. I’m beyond help probably.



I give up, you win Dis, I can't guilt you into murderous rabbits :mrgreen:


I feel I must be lacking something morally.

My husband had one that used to attack people, it could jump fences and cause havoc...it got sent to the park where they had a wee enclosure with some other animals.


My then partner's kids had two guinea pigs, then a few years later bought this rabbit. It was one vicious fucker, cut you to shreads when you tried to get him back in his cage.

The worst thing was, they would let the animals out in the garden and the rabbit would sometimes rape the guinea pigs, the sound was horrendous and getting him to leave them alone was a nightmare.

After one such episode I'd had enough and when my partner had taken the kids shopping, I strangled the fucker.
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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby NastyNickers » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:37 pm

dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Aw now, I’m even laughing at that. I must be sick in the head. I’m beyond help probably.



I give up, you win Dis, I can't guilt you into murderous rabbits :mrgreen:


I feel I must be lacking something morally.

My husband had one that used to attack people, it could jump fences and cause havoc...it got sent to the park where they had a wee enclosure with some other animals.


We’re still taking rabbits, right?
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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby Stooo » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:41 pm

Big Fat Frosty wrote:
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Dean wrote:You can’t really slag someone off one day and then moan when they reply the next day. People’s outrage or ability to reply doesn’t expire when the clock strikes midnight...


Perhaps it should.

like you look any better after midnight
knees and all...
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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby dis » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:43 pm

Trapper John wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Aw now, I’m even laughing at that. I must be sick in the head. I’m beyond help probably.



I give up, you win Dis, I can't guilt you into murderous rabbits :mrgreen:


I feel I must be lacking something morally.

My husband had one that used to attack people, it could jump fences and cause havoc...it got sent to the park where they had a wee enclosure with some other animals.


My then partner's kids had two guinea pigs, then a few years later bought this rabbit. It was one vicious fucker, cut you to shreads when you tried to get him back in his cage.

The worst thing was, they would let the animals out in the garden and the rabbit would sometimes rape the guinea pigs, the sound was horrendous and getting him to leave them alone was a nightmare.

After one such episode I'd had enough and when my partner had taken the kids shopping, I strangled the fucker.


Holy shit TJ! That was a harrowing read. I didn’t know rabbits could be so vicious, that one my his and had had something wrong with it I think. It caused a lot of damage to my mother in laws ankles while savaging her. She still kept it til launched through the air and tore my husband’s brand new Celtic strip and tore his skin on his waist.

Oh, just noted you said you strangled it. I couldn’t have done that. Bloody hell, I’m no liking that TJ.
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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby Big Fat Frosty » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:43 pm

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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby Vam » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:43 pm

Trapper John wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Aw now, I’m even laughing at that. I must be sick in the head. I’m beyond help probably.



I give up, you win Dis, I can't guilt you into murderous rabbits :mrgreen:


I feel I must be lacking something morally.

My husband had one that used to attack people, it could jump fences and cause havoc...it got sent to the park where they had a wee enclosure with some other animals.


My then partner's kids had two guinea pigs, then a few years later bought this rabbit. It was one vicious fucker, cut you to shreads when you tried to get him back in his cage.

The worst thing was, they would let the animals out in the garden and the rabbit would sometimes rape the guinea pigs, the sound was horrendous and getting him to leave them alone was a nightmare.

After one such episode I'd had enough and when my partner had taken the kids shopping, I strangled the fucker.


Poor guinea pigs must have been in agony :shake head:

But...you strangled a rabbit...? :ooer: I don't believe even you could do that.
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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby Dean » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:45 pm

I imagine he’s choked the odd chicken...
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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby Stooo » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:46 pm

Vam wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Aw now, I’m even laughing at that. I must be sick in the head. I’m beyond help probably.



I give up, you win Dis, I can't guilt you into murderous rabbits :mrgreen:


I feel I must be lacking something morally.

My husband had one that used to attack people, it could jump fences and cause havoc...it got sent to the park where they had a wee enclosure with some other animals.


My then partner's kids had two guinea pigs, then a few years later bought this rabbit. It was one vicious fucker, cut you to shreads when you tried to get him back in his cage.

The worst thing was, they would let the animals out in the garden and the rabbit would sometimes rape the guinea pigs, the sound was horrendous and getting him to leave them alone was a nightmare.

After one such episode I'd had enough and when my partner had taken the kids shopping, I strangled the fucker.


Poor guinea pigs must have been in agony :shake head:

But...you strangled a rabbit...? :ooer: I don't believe even you could do that.


It's probably an euphemism, y'know, like spanking the monkey...
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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby Guest » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:51 pm

Dean wrote:I imagine he’s choked the odd chicken...


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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby Trapper John » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:52 pm

Vam wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
I give up, you win Dis, I can't guilt you into murderous rabbits :mrgreen:


I feel I must be lacking something morally.

My husband had one that used to attack people, it could jump fences and cause havoc...it got sent to the park where they had a wee enclosure with some other animals.


My then partner's kids had two guinea pigs, then a few years later bought this rabbit. It was one vicious fucker, cut you to shreads when you tried to get him back in his cage.

The worst thing was, they would let the animals out in the garden and the rabbit would sometimes rape the guinea pigs, the sound was horrendous and getting him to leave them alone was a nightmare.

After one such episode I'd had enough and when my partner had taken the kids shopping, I strangled the fucker.


Poor guinea pigs must have been in agony :shake head:

But...you strangled a rabbit...? :ooer: I don't believe even you could do that.


It's easy, just squeeze it's neck until it stops struggling. It was a demon, even the kids were scared of it there was nothing likeable about the thing and I always got the job of saving the guinea pigs and catching the rabbit.....best 5 minutes work I did at the time.
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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby dis » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:54 pm

Trapper John wrote:
Vam wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
I give up, you win Dis, I can't guilt you into murderous rabbits :mrgreen:


I feel I must be lacking something morally.

My husband had one that used to attack people, it could jump fences and cause havoc...it got sent to the park where they had a wee enclosure with some other animals.


My then partner's kids had two guinea pigs, then a few years later bought this rabbit. It was one vicious fucker, cut you to shreads when you tried to get him back in his cage.

The worst thing was, they would let the animals out in the garden and the rabbit would sometimes rape the guinea pigs, the sound was horrendous and getting him to leave them alone was a nightmare.


After one such episode I'd had enough and when my partner had taken the kids shopping, I strangled the fucker.


Poor guinea pigs must have been in agony :shake head:

But...you strangled a rabbit...? :ooer: I don't believe even you could do that.


It's easy, just squeeze it's neck until it stops struggling. It was a demon, even the kids were scared of it there was nothing likeable about the thing and I always got the job of saving the guinea pigs and catching the rabbit.....best 5 minutes work I did at the time.


Oh no! That’s making me feel sick.
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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby Vam » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:55 pm

Stooo wrote:[

It's probably an euphemism, y'know, like spanking the monkey...


Look up thread....he didn't spank his monkey.... :shake head:
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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby dis » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:01 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Aw now, I’m even laughing at that. I must be sick in the head. I’m beyond help probably.



I give up, you win Dis, I can't guilt you into murderous rabbits :mrgreen:


I feel I must be lacking something morally.

My husband had one that used to attack people, it could jump fences and cause havoc...it got sent to the park where they had a wee enclosure with some other animals.


We’re still taking rabbits, right?
:ooer:


Yes. It’s like a legend in their family this bad rabbit. I laughed so hard when they talked about it because it reminded me of the rabbit from the monty python film.
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Re: My Baying Mob

Postby Goodwife » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:02 pm

Trapper John wrote:
Vam wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
I give up, you win Dis, I can't guilt you into murderous rabbits :mrgreen:


I feel I must be lacking something morally.

My husband had one that used to attack people, it could jump fences and cause havoc...it got sent to the park where they had a wee enclosure with some other animals.


My then partner's kids had two guinea pigs, then a few years later bought this rabbit. It was one vicious fucker, cut you to shreads when you tried to get him back in his cage.

The worst thing was, they would let the animals out in the garden and the rabbit would sometimes rape the guinea pigs, the sound was horrendous and getting him to leave them alone was a nightmare.

After one such episode I'd had enough and when my partner had taken the kids shopping, I strangled the fucker.


Poor guinea pigs must have been in agony :shake head:

But...you strangled a rabbit...? :ooer: I don't believe even you could do that.


It's easy, just squeeze it's neck until it stops struggling. It was a demon, even the kids were scared of it there was nothing likeable about the thing and I always got the job of saving the guinea pigs and catching the rabbit.....best 5 minutes work I did at the time.



Did you cut its guts out and make rabbit stew after? The kids would never have known :ooer:
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