Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby dis » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:07 pm

Stooo wrote:
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Stooo wrote:Did I just eat mouse brains? :ooer:


I am intrigued.


I have trust issues with cats, when I got my last cat's bollocks cut off he came up to my bed, looked me in the eye and pissed all over it.

I get this anti flea squirty thing sent every month by pets at home and he hates it, you have to catch him by surprise and he sulks for days. I zapped him last night and when I got in tonight he was all over me, loads of attention and playfulness, bless him. I had some portioned shit to warm up with some oven chips and they break open all the time, spewing little clouds of mash. Ate my tea and went back to make my sarnies for tomorrow, there's a bit of chip guts on the board and in it goes. Except it was bitter. Bitter enough to cause a reverse gag reflex and aim it straight for the bubbling acid resting in my stomach. I haven't found a mouse corpse yet but I haven't been looking.

TL;DR, I don't trust my cat.


OH :kinell: :pukeup:

Just don't eat any twiglets if you find any.
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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby Goodwife » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:22 pm

:pukeup: :pukeup:

Think I will be having nightmares tonight

As for The cat, I said they were bastards :ooer:
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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby HobbitFeet » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:29 pm

I've just mentioned it in the DS thread

so I wanted to share

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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby Drunk Dalek » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:56 pm

What the hell is a progress leader?
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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby Canary » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:00 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:I've just mentioned it in the DS thread

so I wanted to share

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Well done to your little girl, HF. :thumbsup:
She seems happy, content and whip-smart.
Kids are a source of eternal joy and their searing honesty is very refreshing.
Bet you gave her a big squishy hug - not that you'd need an excuse to do so.
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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby HobbitFeet » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:12 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:What the hell is a progress leader?



oh they have these bizarre names now

pastoral comment is her form teacher, and progress is head of year


and thank you Canary, she's not a problem and at 13 that's all we can hope for :mrgreen:
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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby Drunk Dalek » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:30 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:What the hell is a progress leader?



oh they have these bizarre names now

pastoral comment is her form teacher, and progress is head of year


:thud: I’m so glad I don’t have kids.
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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby Canary » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:48 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:What the hell is a progress leader?



oh they have these bizarre names now

pastoral comment is her form teacher, and progress is head of year


and thank you Canary, she's not a problem and at 13 that's all we can hope for :mrgreen:


You're welcome HF!
There is no bigger gift, and no greater joy than a child.
But I also appreciate that not everyone wants children and some women -and men - choose not to have any.
We're all different, and we all make different choices in life.
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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby Canary » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:51 pm

He's gooood! > >



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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:55 pm

Oh Hobbs, you must be so proud! There’s nothing better than resorts and parents evening.
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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby Drunk Dalek » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:16 pm

NastyNickers wrote:Oh Hobbs, you must be so proud! There’s nothing better than resorts and parents evening.


Depends where you’re going :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:28 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Oh Hobbs, you must be so proud! There’s nothing better than resorts and parents evening.


Depends where you’re going :gigglesnshit:


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Fuck me, I swear I’m not really this retarded. It’s my phone, it hates me. :shake head:
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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby HobbitFeet » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:05 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Oh Hobbs, you must be so proud! There’s nothing better than resorts and parents evening.


Depends where you’re going :gigglesnshit:


:shame:
Fuck me, I swear I’m not really this retarded. It’s my phone, it hates me. :shake head:



thank you NN

I popped it through google translate and it made perfect sense :mrgreen:
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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby dis » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:56 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:I've just mentioned it in the DS thread

so I wanted to share

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Aw braw :wubbers:

My kids always got reports saying they talked too much and didn't pay attention or put enough effort in, but they were a joy to have in the class, the teachers always said they were kind, looked after other kids, cheery and funny. So basically they just arsed about, no much has changed.
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Re: Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:15 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Oh Hobbs, you must be so proud! There’s nothing better than resorts and parents evening.


Depends where you’re going :gigglesnshit:


:shame:
Fuck me, I swear I’m not really this retarded. It’s my phone, it hates me. :shake head:



thank you NN

I popped it through google translate and it made perfect sense :mrgreen:



I think it has a point though, I need a fucking holiday! :mrgreen:
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