Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

[dis]

There's no two like you, dis...

I know I’m a bit scatty and all that but I’m almost sure there’s only one of me :

How are you today Vam?

Hope everyone has a good day, I have been sent on a mission to tidy my room

I've prob got the saying wrong but yes darlin, you surely are a one-off!

I'm good, ta. Just having a verrrrrrry chilled Sunday.

Enjoy.

I am not going to be having a chilled Sunday at all. Just now I am sitting with a coffee and my husband is hoovering the rug and my daft wee dog is diving about growling and bowfing at the hoover.

I will have a chilled Sunday night though

[Vam]

:Hiya: @ Nic...if you're around.... I've only gone and lost my Spaniel in Times Square avi I miss her and want her back.

Can you tell me which site you found the image in? Thanks!

I robbed it off Instagram. I’ll still have it in my camera roll I’m sure. I’ll have a look.

No wonder I couldn't find her again Thank yooooo! x

[Keyser]

Booms, bums and arse worms - this is surely the finest thread on this forum atm!

[Nucks]

Here was me watching Peaky Blinders ,(losi in Tommy's eyes ), and I come back here to debauchery? Jugs, tis that kill and worse- Dis tucking them into her socks??? Sellotape I may add, wuldn't help. Pass me that fkn gaffer tape!!!

It’s not even my fault this time. Honest, Miss. NN has a dirty mind.

I can’t help myself. I’m always most comfortable amongst filth

I’m at Play FactorE in Trafford. There are kids zip lining over my head, a go kart track in front of me, football to my right, and the biggest indoor play centre I’ve ever seen all around me.

I’m dosed up on painkillers with my noise blocking headphones on. And I’m not even the grumpiest cunt here

I think Steeler’s Wheels did a song based on that.

[dis]

I think Steeler’s Wheels did a song based on that.

I’m going to have that stuck in my head all day.

[Nucks]

I think Steeler’s Wheels did a song based on that.

I’m going to have that stuck in my head all day.

At least it’s not Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”.

[dis]

I think Steeler’s Wheels did a song based on that.

I’m going to have that stuck in my head all day.

At least it’s not Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”.

That’s quite enough of that.

I’m in too much of a bad mood for a cheery song like that.

[Nucks]

I think Steeler’s Wheels did a song based on that.

I’m going to have that stuck in my head all day.

At least it’s not Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”.

That’s quite enough of that.

I’m in too much of a bad mood for a cheery song like that.

[Keyser]

Dog passes out with joy after seeing owner for the first time in two years.

[Keyser]

Edit link above does not work on here for some reason.

[Stooo]

Edit link above does not work on here for some reason.

You can't edit a previous post from a new post...

[Keyser]

Edit link above does not work on here for some reason.

You can't edit a previous post from a new post...

Yeah I know - I thought I would post the link again in another post but it still fucked up - so the second one being edited was what I meant Stooo.

[Stooo]

Edit link above does not work on here for some reason.

You can't edit a previous post from a new post...

Yeah I know - I thought I would post the link again in another post but it still fucked up - so the second one being edited was what I meant Stooo.

Sounds legit

[Nucks]

Edit link above does not work on here for some reason.

You can't edit a previous post from a new post...

Yeah I know - I thought I would post the link again in another post but it still fucked up - so the second one being edited was what I meant Stooo.

I thought maybe you were trying out a new idea, posting a story with no link to see if anyone believed it.

In any case, Trump has been reported missing and it is feared he has disappeared up his own arse entirely.

No link. Sorry.

[Keyser]

Edit link above does not work on here for some reason.

You can't edit a previous post from a new post...

Yeah I know - I thought I would post the link again in another post but it still fucked up - so the second one being edited was what I meant Stooo.

I thought maybe you were trying out a new idea, posting a story with no link to see if anyone believed it.

In any case, Trump has been reported missing and it is feared he has disappeared up his own arse entirely.

No link. Sorry.

It finally happened then - he was warned by the doctors last year though.

https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2017/09/28 ... ring-arse/