Let Us Assume

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Let Us Assume

Postby Major » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:02 am

You were in a country where you found a massive rough diamond and the law stated FINDERS KEEPERS

You were offered the equivalent of £5 million Stirling to be paid into your UK account for it immediately
But
you had the option to take it to auction where you are professionally advised it COULD fetch much more,

Do you yake the £5 million or go to auction on a gamble?
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby McAz » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:04 am

There is no gamble starbold - you put a reserve price of £5 million on the diamond at the auction. :scratch:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:16 am

McAz wrote:There is no gamble starbold - you put a reserve price of £5 million on the diamond at the auction. :scratch:

He told us all again and again he often went to auctions ..... :dunno:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Guest » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:20 am

McAz wrote:There is no gamble starbold - you put a reserve price of £5 million on the diamond at the auction. :scratch:


he found it inside a crispy duck smuggled from the ming dynasty.
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby McAz » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:26 am

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
McAz wrote:There is no gamble starbold - you put a reserve price of £5 million on the diamond at the auction. :scratch:

He told us all again and again he often went to auctions ..... :dunno:

Probably gives the rough diamonds he finds straight to his old mate Chicken DeBeer. :dunno:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:31 am

McAz wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
McAz wrote:There is no gamble starbold - you put a reserve price of £5 million on the diamond at the auction. :scratch:

He told us all again and again he often went to auctions ..... :dunno:

Probably gives the rough diamonds he finds straight to his old mate Chicken DeBeer. :dunno:

:pmsl: The guy is a complete fruit basket.
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Vam » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:36 am

McAz wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
McAz wrote:There is no gamble starbold - you put a reserve price of £5 million on the diamond at the auction. :scratch:

He told us all again and again he often went to auctions ..... :dunno:

Probably gives the rough diamonds he finds straight to his old mate Chicken DeBeer. :dunno:


:pmsl:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Guest » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:40 am

McAz wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
McAz wrote:There is no gamble starbold - you put a reserve price of £5 million on the diamond at the auction. :scratch:

He told us all again and again he often went to auctions ..... :dunno:

Probably gives the rough diamonds he finds straight to his old mate Chicken DeBeer. :dunno:


:laughing: :yess:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby jp761 » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:41 am

And of course don't forget the Auction House's vendor's commission.

Could fetch much more.. can you be more precise? The evaluation would be a little more precise than, 'It could fetch much more'. lol
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Dean » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:42 am

McAz wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
McAz wrote:There is no gamble starbold - you put a reserve price of £5 million on the diamond at the auction. :scratch:

He told us all again and again he often went to auctions ..... :dunno:

Probably gives the rough diamonds he finds straight to his old mate Chicken DeBeer. :dunno:


Very good... :pmsl:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Guest » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:54 am

Major wrote:You were in a country where you found a massive rough diamond and the law stated FINDERS KEEPERS

You were offered the equivalent of £5 million Stirling to be paid into your UK account for it immediately
But
you had the option to take it to auction where you are professionally advised it COULD fetch much more,

Do you yake the £5 million or go to auction on a gamble?


Ha!, Major doesn't even know the name of his own currency. :pointlaugh:

Thick anti-British traitor cunt. :shoot:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Snookerballs » Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:32 am

Major wrote:You were in a country where you found a massive rough diamond and the law stated FINDERS KEEPERS

You were offered the equivalent of £5 million Stirling to be paid into your UK account for it immediately
But
you had the option to take it to auction where you are professionally advised it COULD fetch much more,

Do you yake the £5 million or go to auction on a gamble?


We call it Sterling in the UK !!

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_sterling
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Nucks » Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:20 am

I’d take the money. You could always shove a lump of coal up your bum and wait a couple of weeks for a new one. :bum:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Handy andy » Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:19 am

I would sell it privately, avoiding taxes.
Thst would help the black economy, something Stormbold woyld be sure to support.
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Avon Barksdale » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:46 am

Major wrote:
Do you yake the £5 million or go to auction on a gamble?


Is the authenticity of the diamond guaranteed or is there a risk that if it goes to auction it will be exposed as a lower grade or an outright fake?

If authenticity is guaranteed I would go to auction.
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