What Are You Drinking Right Now?

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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby NastyNickers » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:32 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
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NastyNickers wrote:Bought this because my diet is currently shocking and I need all the protein I can get. And it is absolutely delicious. Nicest thing I’ve tasted in ages.


Don't you eat meat?


Yeah. I couldn’t live without meat.


Living with lads, I have no choice. So why aren't you getting enough protein? Is it the extra exercising.


Oh no, I’m pretty much bed bound at the minute. Had an accident Monday and have been relying on frozen soup and waiting room tuck shops ever since. :shake head:
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:37 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Bought this because my diet is currently shocking and I need all the protein I can get. And it is absolutely delicious. Nicest thing I’ve tasted in ages.


Don't you eat meat?


Yeah. I couldn’t live without meat.


Living with lads, I have no choice. So why aren't you getting enough protein? Is it the extra exercising.


Oh no, I’m pretty much bed bound at the minute. Had an accident Monday and have been relying on frozen soup and waiting room tuck shops ever since. :shake head:


Oh dear. Get well soon. Chicken Noodle soup is best :thumbsup:
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby Star » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:56 pm

Dean wrote:I have an important pool match tonight so I’ll be drinking 10 pints of lager and numerous double vodkas after. More if we lose!

I hope you can still see the balls Dean :pmsl:
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby NastyNickers » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:04 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
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Oh no, I’m pretty much bed bound at the minute. Had an accident Monday and have been relying on frozen soup and waiting room tuck shops ever since. :shake head:


Oh dear. Get well soon. Chicken Noodle soup is best :thumbsup:


Thanks, LM. I haven’t got any chicken soup in the freezer :bawlin: I normally do too, my nanna brought me up to always have some Jewish penicillin in.
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:39 am

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Lady Murasaki wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
Oh no, I’m pretty much bed bound at the minute. Had an accident Monday and have been relying on frozen soup and waiting room tuck shops ever since. :shake head:


Oh dear. Get well soon. Chicken Noodle soup is best :thumbsup:


Thanks, LM. I haven’t got any chicken soup in the freezer :bawlin: I normally do too, my nanna brought me up to always have some Jewish penicillin in.


Homemade is best but Heinz will do too. It works for Gentiles as well. :thumbsup:
Hope you're feeling better soon.
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby Trapper John » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:49 am

I'm having a warm glass of my own piss, apparently it has amazing beneficial properties.

You know that often quoted phrase about eating something strange, 'it tastes like chicken' well it doesn't apply to piss, piss tastes exactly what you'd expect it to taste like, piss.
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby Star » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:55 am

Bullet coffee :cuppaT:
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby Star » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:56 am

Trapper John wrote:I'm having a warm glass of my own piss, apparently it has amazing beneficial properties.

You know that often quoted phrase about eating something strange, 'it tastes like chicken' well it doesn't apply to piss, piss tastes exactly what you'd expect it to taste like, piss.

Omg TJ you crack me up :laughing:
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby I'll have half » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:56 am

Trapper John wrote:I'm having a warm glass of my own piss, apparently it has amazing beneficial properties.

You know that often quoted phrase about eating something strange, 'it tastes like chicken' well it doesn't apply to piss, piss tastes exactly what you'd expect it to taste like, piss.


Pisshead
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:02 pm

Trapper John wrote:I'm having a warm glass of my own piss, apparently it has amazing beneficial properties.

You know that often quoted phrase about eating something strange, 'it tastes like chicken' well it doesn't apply to piss, piss tastes exactly what you'd expect it to taste like, piss.


I hear it tastes better if you add a teaspoon of arsenic. :more beer:
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby Trapper John » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:04 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Trapper John wrote:I'm having a warm glass of my own piss, apparently it has amazing beneficial properties.

You know that often quoted phrase about eating something strange, 'it tastes like chicken' well it doesn't apply to piss, piss tastes exactly what you'd expect it to taste like, piss.


I hear it tastes better if you add a teaspoon of arsenic. :more beer:


I'll let you know how it goes, in the next life. :thumbsup:

You gotta get up earlier than that to catch me out. :smilin:
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:07 pm

Trapper John wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Trapper John wrote:I'm having a warm glass of my own piss, apparently it has amazing beneficial properties.

You know that often quoted phrase about eating something strange, 'it tastes like chicken' well it doesn't apply to piss, piss tastes exactly what you'd expect it to taste like, piss.


I hear it tastes better if you add a teaspoon of arsenic. :more beer:


I'll let you know how it goes, in the next life. :thumbsup:

You gotta get up earlier than that to catch me out. :smilin:


Damn, foiled again! :shame:
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby Text » Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:29 pm

Lol Murasaki. :gigglesnshit:




I might have a drop of ''angelina jolie'' tonight.
[croft original for the hard of thinking]

Cos ......... well why not? :Wiiiine!:
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby Gabby » Fri May 11, 2018 7:23 pm

I think i’m gonna have a pink gin with pink lemonade.... to match my pink PJs! :gigglesnshit:
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Re: What Are You Drinking Right Now?

Postby HobbitFeet » Fri May 11, 2018 7:24 pm

Gabby wrote:I think i’m gonna have a pink gin with pink lemonade.... to match my pink PJs! :gigglesnshit:


oh my

I'll get the pork pie ready
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