Elon Musk takes off.

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby Stooo » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:12 pm

Trapper John wrote:The seeds of the human race were placed on this rock millions of years ago by some intergalatic federation whose prime directive forbade them from exterminating us completely.

In essence we are prisoners, exiled on this planet, orbiting an unremarkable star on the outer rim of a galaxy a million light years from anywhere and any thing we can do harm to.

Our crime was being the most greedy, aggressive, belligerent, virus like organism this universe ever created and they will never let us leave the confines of our tiny little solar system.

Conquering the hard vacuum of frozen space is the least of our problems.


Thanks Marvin...
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Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby Big Fat Frosty » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:13 pm

Trapper John wrote:The seeds of the human race were placed on this rock millions of years ago by some intergalatic federation whose prime directive forbade them from exterminating us completely.

In essence we are prisoners, exiled on this planet, orbiting an unremarkable star on the outer rim of a galaxy a million light years from anywhere and any thing we can do harm to.

Our crime was being the most greedy, aggressive, belligerent, virus like organism this universe ever created and they will never let us leave the confines of our tiny little solar system.

Conquering the hard vacuum of frozen space is the least of our problems.

regardless
the earth is the only vessel we have for the foreseeable future
we should make this vessel safe
first...
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Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby McAz » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:13 pm

Big Fat Frosty wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Big Fat Frosty wrote:if i cant drive there in under 30 minutes
i aint fucking going
:snooty:


Don't worry, the Hyperloop is next, Musk wants to make the world work rather than burn. I'm sure that his name translates to Tony Stark in some language... :wink:

why does every body want to escape
from there town
from there gender
from the very skin they was born in
i think ambition and rebellion are hardwired into our big monkey brains
i think if anyone can make anything happen
we can
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I don't, I like it here.
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Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby Big Fat Frosty » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:15 pm

McAz wrote:
Big Fat Frosty wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Big Fat Frosty wrote:if i cant drive there in under 30 minutes
i aint fucking going
:snooty:


Don't worry, the Hyperloop is next, Musk wants to make the world work rather than burn. I'm sure that his name translates to Tony Stark in some language... :wink:

why does every body want to escape
from there town
from there gender
from the very skin they was born in
i think ambition and rebellion are hardwired into our big monkey brains
i think if anyone can make anything happen
we can
:thumbsup:


I don't, I like it here.

did u start there...
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Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby McAz » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:16 pm

Big Fat Frosty wrote:
McAz wrote:
Big Fat Frosty wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Big Fat Frosty wrote:if i cant drive there in under 30 minutes
i aint fucking going
:snooty:


Don't worry, the Hyperloop is next, Musk wants to make the world work rather than burn. I'm sure that his name translates to Tony Stark in some language... :wink:

why does every body want to escape
from there town
from there gender
from the very skin they was born in
i think ambition and rebellion are hardwired into our big monkey brains
i think if anyone can make anything happen
we can
:thumbsup:


I don't, I like it here.

did u start there...
:dunno:


No, I came up the A69.
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Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby Stooo » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:20 pm

Cobs wrote:Image
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Awesome.

Reusable rockets. Thunderbird One.
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Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby Big Fat Frosty » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:20 pm

McAz wrote:No, I came up the A69.

so you had to move to find your promised land....
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Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby McAz » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:24 pm

Big Fat Frosty wrote:
McAz wrote:No, I came up the A69.

so you had to move to find your promised land....
:dunno:


I found it by accident - but I broadly accept your point.
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Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby Big Fat Frosty » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:27 pm

McAz wrote:
Big Fat Frosty wrote:
McAz wrote:No, I came up the A69.

so you had to move to find your promised land....
:dunno:


I found it by accident - but I broadly accept your point.

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Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby Dean » Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:08 am

How has the Flat Earth community taken the news? Do they think Elon has photoshopped his pics too?
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Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby Keyser » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:37 pm

Dean wrote:How has the Flat Earth community taken the news? Do they think Elon has photoshopped his pics too?


Take a wild guess! :wink:

They are fucking dumber than a pile of rocks! :mrgreen:

https://www.livescience.com/61688-flat- ... iracy.html

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/s ... 61471.html

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/07/flat-eart ... e-7294854/
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Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:53 pm

You'd think Elon would have put a bloody satnav in the car .....
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Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby Stooo » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:55 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:You'd think Elon would have put a bloody satnav in the car .....


Mars is this big red thing that you aim your sportscar at. It's beyond rocket science, they already did that.
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Re: Elon Musk takes off.

Postby Keyser » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:24 am

Elon shows his sheer joy as his little baby lifts off! :twirl:

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/201 ... e-science/

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