Well What Would You Do?

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Well What Would You Do?

Postby Text » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:24 pm

Stooo wrote:
Canary wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Canary wrote:Well it's the only thing I envy in the males!

The only other thing I'd do is sit it out and wait impatiently to turn back into a woman.


'Impatiently' implies that you're going to play with your junk, you're already exhibiting male characteristics :ooer:


Mild fiddling at most. Purely out of curiosity, you understand. :cuppaT:


Fiddling nonetheless...


We are the ones who get ahem ... multiple O's- we covet nothing, imo.
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Re: Well What Would You Do?

Postby Stooo » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:25 pm

Canary wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Canary wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Canary wrote:Well it's the only thing I envy in the males!

The only other thing I'd do is sit it out and wait impatiently to turn back into a woman.


'Impatiently' implies that you're going to play with your junk, you're already exhibiting male characteristics :ooer:


Mild fiddling at most. Purely out of curiosity, you understand. :cuppaT:


Fiddling nonetheless...


We are the ones who get ahem ... multiple O's- we covet nothing, imo.


Tell me more...
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Re: Well What Would You Do?

Postby Text » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:26 pm

Oh dear a guest is going to give me a good telling off now, for being too graphic. Blame stooo, guesty! :header:
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Re: Well What Would You Do?

Postby Stooo » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:28 pm

Canary wrote:Oh dear a guest is going to give me a good telling off now, for being too graphic. Blame stooo, guesty! :header:


Where's the fun in that? :dunno:
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Re: Well What Would You Do?

Postby Bella » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:29 pm

Canary wrote:Oh dear a guest is going to give me a good telling off now, for being too graphic. Blame stooo, guesty! :header:


Oh , creepy avator! :doomed:
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Re: Well What Would You Do?

Postby Text » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:30 pm

Stooo wrote:
Canary wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Canary wrote:
Stooo wrote:'Impatiently' implies that you're going to play with your junk, you're already exhibiting male characteristics :ooer:


Mild fiddling at most. Purely out of curiosity, you understand. :cuppaT:


Fiddling nonetheless...


We are the ones who get ahem ... multiple O's- we covet nothing, imo.


Tell me more...

Oh it's a series of wonderful waves you ride when everything falls into place. :wink: :wink:
I think stooo deserves another ban for this kind of saucy talk. :laughing:
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Re: Well What Would You Do?

Postby Text » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:31 pm

Bella wrote:
Canary wrote:Oh dear a guest is going to give me a good telling off now, for being too graphic. Blame stooo, guesty! :header:


Oh , creepy avator! :doomed:


It's the lovely Audrey Hepburn. :yikes:
OK I might change it next time I log in again.
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Re: Well What Would You Do?

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:34 pm

Nucks wrote:Stand up and wee.


In the bedroom? I know they're lazy but!

I'd have a grumble about the economy/world, then have a lie in.
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Re: Well What Would You Do?

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:00 am

Canary wrote:
Bella wrote:
Canary wrote:Oh dear a guest is going to give me a good telling off now, for being too graphic. Blame stooo, guesty! :header:


Oh , creepy avator! :doomed:


It's the lovely Audrey Hepburn. :yikes:
OK I might change it next time I log in again.


Why is she fuzzy?
I know it's not me seeing things, I'm sober!
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Re: Well What Would You Do?

Postby Nucks » Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:26 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Nucks wrote:Stand up and wee.


In the bedroom? I know they're lazy but!

I'd have a grumble about the economy/world, then have a lie in.


:woteva:

I suppose I’d go to the toilet if I could be bothered.

:gigglesnshit:
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Re: Well What Would You Do?

Postby Avon Barksdale » Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:35 pm

The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup?

I'd say a little prayer for you...
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Re: Well What Would You Do?

Postby Vam » Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:38 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup?

I'd say a little pray for you...


Well, colour you Aretha! :gigglesnshit:

<<prayer>> (unless you've already edited) :snooty:
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Re: Well What Would You Do?

Postby Avon Barksdale » Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:41 pm

Vam wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup?

I'd say a little pray for you...


Well, colour you Aretha! :gigglesnshit:

<<prayer>> (unless you've already edited) :snooty:


Ha!

Well spotted. I've edited now.

I haven't heard that song in ages and it popped into my mind. Now I've also got "Natural Woman" earworm going on...
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