Well What Would You Do?

[Vicky]

[Vicky]

Scratch ma baws.

[HobbitFeet]

I think I'd ummm you know

I've always wondered what having a male orgasm feels likes

[NastyNickers]

I think I'd ummm you know

I've always wondered what having a male orgasm feels likes

It’s the only thing you could do, isn’t it?

I’d probs spend all day wanking.

[Dean]

I’d finally know what it feels like to give a woman an orgasm...

[Vam]

Depends how tall I am. If under 5'6", I'd go buy a red Ferrari.

[Guest]

Depends how tall I am. If under 5'6", I'd go buy a red Ferrari.

Women can buy Ferraris too, or are you assuming that as a man you would have more cash?

[dis]

I think I'd ummm you know

I've always wondered what having a male orgasm feels likes

Yup that, and I’d have a good scart at my baws too, oh and my stubbly face because that always sounds like a good scratch.
I might manage that without the transformation in a few years

I’d also see if I could drink pints and pints of beer because I can hold my drink but I’ve never had the capacity to hold a full pint without feeling like I will overflow.

[Lambert]

See if I could get myself ready in less than half an hour.

[Dean]

See if I could get myself ready in less than half an hour.

You’d be the first woman in the history of mankind to do so...

[NastyNickers]

Pft. It takes me two jiffs. I have my clothes ready, I scrape my hair in a bun and I’m done.
I have two kids to get fed and dressed whilst my other half has his morning shit.

[Vam]

See if I could get myself ready in less than half an hour.

You’d be the first woman in the history of mankind to do so...

Bollocks. I'm often showered dressed and out the door in way less than 30.

that's twice you've been wrong about me today.

[Lambert]

Pft. It takes me two jiffs. I have my clothes ready, I scrape my hair in a bun and I’m done.
I have two kids to get fed and dressed whilst my other half has his morning shit.

Men with families have got toilet occupancy down to an art. The shit only takes a couple of minutes, the rest of the time is spent enjoying the peace and quiet.

Actually a similar strategy is used for the work dump too.

[Dean]

See if I could get myself ready in less than half an hour.

You’d be the first woman in the history of mankind to do so...

Bollocks. I'm often showered dressed and out the door in way less than 30.

that's twice you've been wrong about me today.

True. I’ve seen your picture, it doesn’t look like you make much effort...

[NastyNickers]

Pft. It takes me two jiffs. I have my clothes ready, I scrape my hair in a bun and I’m done.
I have two kids to get fed and dressed whilst my other half has his morning shit.

Men with families have got toilet occupancy down to an art. The shit only takes a couple of minutes, the rest of the time is spent enjoying the peace and quiet.

Actually a similar strategy is used for the work dump too.

In my house the rest of the time is sat watching videos of construction site accidents on Facebook.
My fella managed to spend a whole work day asleep on the bog once. I don’t know how you blokes do it