Happy Valentines Day Everyone

[Gabby]

Eating yourself again?

.... all my fingers and toes are intact... so, no!

[Stooo]

Let's pair up posters just for fun

I'll go with Vicky and TJ
JP and Hobbit
JRA and Keyser
Dean and me!

Oh god you’re brave. I think you may send Hobbit and one or two others into a giddy rage. Hope you’re wearing a hard hat.

Dean is such a heartbreaker lol.

Dean being one of the wittier posters here I'll take me chances

Also we could have
Holly and Maddog
Jack and Vam
Stoo and Lady M
Mes and Snookerballs

Lady M would have to confirm that she's warm and breathing, I do have standards...

[Goodwife]

All I can say is thank god dogs is not some kind of introduction agency

[Guest]

Let's pair up posters just for fun

I'll go with Vicky and TJ
JP and Hobbit
JRA and Keyser
Dean and me!

Oh god you’re brave. I think you may send Hobbit and one or two others into a giddy rage. Hope you’re wearing a hard hat.

Dean is such a heartbreaker lol.

Dean being one of the wittier posters here I'll take me chances

Also we could have
Holly and Maddog
Jack and Vam
Stoo and Lady M
Mes and Snookerballs

Lady M would have to confirm that she's warm and breathing, I do have standards...

Jeez you're so fussy!

[Text]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The day we wed
I'll always rue!
...

A huge surprise
Is waiting for you

Hmmm ...... Not bad.
I'd incorporate your 2 extra lines into my rhyme, but it already contains just about the right mix of mirth & menace, I feel. Don't wanna tip the balance.
Let's keep it light hearted.

[Text]

Let's pair up posters just for fun

I'll go with Vicky and TJ
JP and Hobbit
JRA and Keyser
Dean and me!

Oh god you’re brave. I think you may send Hobbit and one or two others into a giddy rage. Hope you’re wearing a hard hat.

Dean is such a heartbreaker lol.

Dean being one of the wittier posters here I'll take me chances

Also we could have
Holly and Maddog
Jack and Vam
Stoo and Lady M
Mes and Snookerballs

Lady M would have to confirm that she's warm and breathing, I do have standards...

LM and Stooo - excellent pairing imo.
Cos ... why the hell not?

[dis]

Valentine’s Day is a load of pish
If you gave me flowers I’d slap them aff your dish
Take your crappy chocolates and ram them up your arse
Valentine’s Day is a complete and utter farce.

[Snookerballs]

How do you get rid of the smell of petrol from those service station bought Roses ???

[Keyser]

Too late but whatever.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

It was under the shed,

That I buried you.

[Cleopatra]

Too late but whatever.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

It was under the shed,

That I buried you.

Totally unfunny, Keyser.

[Keyser]

Too late but whatever.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

It was under the shed,

That I buried you.

Totally unfunny, Keyser.

At least I try!

[Cobs]

I'd luv to see some new valentine poems - not a soppy romantic ones, but ironic or silly ones - something different.
Trapezer John once wrote a very funny rhyme about Oscar Pitorious who murdered his lover on ..... Valentine's day .. as you do.

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Never surprise,
Oscar Pistorius.

(cribbed from reddit)

[Lady Murasaki]

Let's pair up posters just for fun

I'll go with Vicky and TJ
JP and Hobbit
JRA and Keyser
Dean and me!

Oh god you’re brave. I think you may send Hobbit and one or two others into a giddy rage. Hope you’re wearing a hard hat.

Dean is such a heartbreaker lol.

Dean being one of the wittier posters here I'll take me chances

Also we could have
Holly and Maddog
Jack and Vam
Stoo and Lady M
Mes and Snookerballs

Lady M would have to confirm that she's warm and breathing, I do have standards...

You would have to confirm those knees are indeed yours, otherwise I'd feel catfished.

[Lady Murasaki]

How do you get rid of the smell of petrol from those service station bought Roses ???

Plan better next time.