Happy Valentines Day Everyone

[dis]

...some starry night when her kisses make you tingle

[Snookerballs]

[Keyser]

Let's pair up posters just for fun

I'll go with Vicky and TJ
JP and Hobbit
JRA and Keyser
Dean and me!

Sorry guesty - but I'm strictly butter side up!

[Text]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The day we wed
I'll always rue!
...

[Nucks]

Very good

[Text]

I'd luv to see some new valentine poems - not a soppy romantic ones, but ironic or silly ones - something different.
Trapezer John once wrote a very funny rhyme about Oscar Pitorious who murdered his lover on ..... Valentine's day .. as you do.



Be fun if everyone posts their fave love song too.
One of the best ones has the line ... 'you make me live'
No coincidence that only one letter separates live & love, the two are intertwined
to live is to love and to love is to live!

[Beaky's betrothed]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The day we wed
I'll always rue!
...

A huge surprise
Is waiting for you

[Text]

Very good

Yep!!


He could also have wrote >
bring yer gf 20% OFF

bring yer wife 45% OFF

bring gf and wife ...uh uh .... I'm OFF
bring both yer wives, you dirty polygamist, my entire staff is OFF!

[Gabby]

The Tesco meal for two, normally £10, has today become £20 ..... well, so I saw advertised on FB anyway?

[Nucks]

The Tesco meal for two, normally £10, has today become £20 ..... well, so I saw advertised on FB anyway?

Very typical of businesses to cash in on Valentines. Flowers can be ridiculously priced.

[Gabby]

The Tesco meal for two, normally £10, has today become £20 ..... well, so I saw advertised on FB anyway?

Very typical of businesses to cash in on Valentines. Flowers can be ridiculously priced.

I’ve had the deal a few times, and great value it is too as the wine alone is £7.... but to double the price for today is a rip off.... the only difference from what I can see is they are calling it a bottle of bubbly, rather than wine!

[NastyNickers]

The Tesco meal for two, normally £10, has today become £20 ..... well, so I saw advertised on FB anyway?

Very typical of businesses to cash in on Valentines. Flowers can be ridiculously priced.

I’ve had the deal a few times, and great value it is too as the wine alone is £7.... but to double the price for today is a rip off.... the only difference from what I can see is they are calling it a bottle of bubbly, rather than wine!

If I fancy steak, I get the meal. The peas and pancetta side is delicious too. And of course two bottle of peroni.

[Gabby]

The Tesco meal for two, normally £10, has today become £20 ..... well, so I saw advertised on FB anyway?

Very typical of businesses to cash in on Valentines. Flowers can be ridiculously priced.

I’ve had the deal a few times, and great value it is too as the wine alone is £7.... but to double the price for today is a rip off.... the only difference from what I can see is they are calling it a bottle of bubbly, rather than wine!

If I fancy steak, I get the meal. The peas and pancetta side is delicious too. And of course two bottle of peroni.

Aah, you have the beer... I get the wine .... when you consider you’re only paying £3 more for the food it’s a pretty good deal

[Guest]

The Tesco meal for two, normally £10, has today become £20 ..... well, so I saw advertised on FB anyway?

Very typical of businesses to cash in on Valentines. Flowers can be ridiculously priced.

I’ve had the deal a few times, and great value it is too as the wine alone is £7.... but to double the price for today is a rip off.... the only difference from what I can see is they are calling it a bottle of bubbly, rather than wine!

If I fancy steak, I get the meal. The peas and pancetta side is delicious too. And of course two bottle of peroni.

Aah, you have the beer... I get the wine .... when you consider you’re only paying £3 more for the food it’s a pretty good deal

Eating yourself again?

[Nucks]

The Tesco meal for two, normally £10, has today become £20 ..... well, so I saw advertised on FB anyway?

Very typical of businesses to cash in on Valentines. Flowers can be ridiculously priced.

I’ve had the deal a few times, and great value it is too as the wine alone is £7.... but to double the price for today is a rip off.... the only difference from what I can see is they are calling it a bottle of bubbly, rather than wine!

You should’ve bought it yesterday.