Fights You'd Like To See In Real Life.

[Vam]

Would you mind reminding me of how often I have banned you in the over 6 years I've been modding here? Hmmmm... how about never?

As for me having had a "purple screaming fit" FGS, you really are taking this whole forum malarkey a bit too seriously, lighten up woman

Canary does have a fair point you know...

Nah...she really doesn't

If things don't go her way, she often throws howling strops about how unfair things are around here, and about people being "Protected!!"
and how she's flouncing off to post on "LEVEL playing fields!!"

I'd happily link to some examples, but I know that would send her into a red mist tailspin

[Dean]

Would you mind reminding me of how often I have banned you in the over 6 years I've been modding here? Hmmmm... how about never?

As for me having had a "purple screaming fit" FGS, you really are taking this whole forum malarkey a bit too seriously, lighten up woman

Canary does have a fair point you know...

Nah...she really doesn't

If things don't go her way, she often throws howling strops about how unfair things are around here, and about people being "Protected!!"
and how she's flouncing off to post on "LEVEL playing fields!!"

I'd happily link to some examples, but I know that would send her into a red mist tailspin

[Guest]

I nominate Vam vs any of the mods here. Not because I think she’d win, just to see whether she can get her tongue out of their arse long enough to put up a struggle.

[Text]

Why the need to always announce how long you will be flouncing away from here Canary?

I have never flounced from anywhere in my life.

Anyway the meaning of ''flounce'' has changed. Nowadays it means spending the entire flounce period posting nonstop as "Flouncer-NLI", and posting as an anon guest too. Then when you return from the flounce, you declare that the guy who made you flounce is "totally irrelevant". That's the new meaning of flounce now.

[Text]

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Canary does have a fair point you know...

Nah...she really doesn't

If things don't go her way, she often throws howling strops about how unfair things are around here, and about people being "Protected!!"
and how she's flouncing off to post on "LEVEL playing fields!!"

I'd happily link to some examples, but I know that would send her into a red mist tailspin

... Not biting, cupcakes!
Carry on force-feeding your horses viagara, you might get a result one day.

[Text]

Would you mind reminding me of how often I have banned you in the over 6 years I've been modding here? Hmmmm... how about never?

As for me having had a "purple screaming fit" FGS, you really are taking this whole forum malarkey a bit too seriously, lighten up woman

Ferry nuff Holly! And that smiley genuinely made me laugh. No hard feelings!

[Dean]

Why the need to always announce how long you will be flouncing away from here Canary?

I have never flounced from anywhere in my life.

Anyway the meaning of ''flounce'' has changed. Nowadays it means spending the entire flounce period posting nonstop as "Flouncer-NLI", and posting as an anon guest too. Then when you return from the flounce, you declare that the guy who made you flounce is "totally irrelevant". That's the new meaning of flounce now.

Ouch

[Guest]

David Haye vs Piers Morgan

[Lucian Deville]

Hi

Prince Phillip Vs Ferrgie

HM the Queen Vs PM May

Phillip Scholfield Vs TV

Tyrone of Cornation St Vs Hard man Mick of EE

[Guest]

Judge Judy vs Judge Rinder

[Rockstar]

Hi

Prince Phillip Vs Ferrgie

HM the Queen Vs PM May

Phillip Scholfield Vs TV

Tyrone of Cornation St Vs Hard man Mick of EE

Ya Mam vs K.F.C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dean]

Hi

Prince Phillip Vs Ferrgie

HM the Queen Vs PM May

Phillip Scholfield Vs TV

Tyrone of Cornation St Vs Hard man Mick of EE

Ya Mam vs K.F.C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nucks]

Tina Turner (We Don’t Need Another Hero) vs Bonnie Tyler (Holding Out for a Hero)

[Keyser]

Me v Nucks - as easy victory as my vast load of verbal bullshit simply overwhelms her!

[Keyser]

The fight of the century!