Random Stuff Part 20

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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby Dean » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:53 am

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jra wrote:Rachel Riley says she doesn't like cricket. Gutted.

A highly intelligent attractive woman, but apparently doesn't realise cricket is the second most popular sport in the world after cricket football.


Well she’s obviously not the one for you then mate. If only she liked cricket eh, you’d be perfect together...


she'll never know how close she could have been to living the dream.


I can just imagine her knickers just slipping off at the mere sight of his massive boiler...
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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby HobbitFeet » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:59 am

jesus fucking wept
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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby Kat » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:01 pm

Bloody filth :leer:
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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby Dean » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:04 pm

His combi boiler. For radiators. Pair of perverts with the dirty minds... :laughing:
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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby Kat » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:06 pm

You know is too well :bawlin:
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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby Guest » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:15 pm

Dean wrote:
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Dean wrote:
jra wrote:Rachel Riley says she doesn't like cricket. Gutted.

A highly intelligent attractive woman, but apparently doesn't realise cricket is the second most popular sport in the world after cricket football.


Well she’s obviously not the one for you then mate. If only she liked cricket eh, you’d be perfect together...


she'll never know how close she could have been to living the dream.


I can just imagine her knickers just slipping off at the mere sight of his massive boiler...


"hey rachel, wanna see my thermocouple in action?"
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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby megaera » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:35 pm

jra wrote:Rachel Riley says she doesn't like cricket. Gutted.

A highly intelligent attractive woman, but apparently doesn't realise cricket is the second most popular sport in the world after cricket football.


I take it you like football more than cricket?

Otherwise how does her not liking cricket equate to not knowing how popular it is?
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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby Goodwife » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:51 pm

I need some tech help. My onscreen keyboard on my ipad has split into two

How do i fix it? :shame:
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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby McAz » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:54 pm

Goodwife wrote:I need some tech help. My onscreen keyboard on my ipad has split into two

How do i fix it? :shame:

http://www.tomsguide.com/faq/id-2304150/splitting-merging-undocking-ipad-keyboard.html
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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby Goodwife » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:01 pm

McAz wrote:
Goodwife wrote:I need some tech help. My onscreen keyboard on my ipad has split into two

How do i fix it? :shame:

http://www.tomsguide.com/faq/id-2304150/splitting-merging-undocking-ipad-keyboard.html


No idea how I did that. Didn't even know what button was for :oops:

Thank you for fixing me :wubwub:
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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby McAz » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:04 pm

Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Goodwife wrote:I need some tech help. My onscreen keyboard on my ipad has split into two

How do i fix it? :shame:

http://www.tomsguide.com/faq/id-2304150/splitting-merging-undocking-ipad-keyboard.html


No idea how I did that. Didn't even know what button was for :oops:

Thank you for fixing me :wubwub:

No trouble. :thumbsup:
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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby jra » Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:01 am

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jra wrote:Rachel Riley says she doesn't like cricket. Gutted.

A highly intelligent attractive woman, but apparently doesn't realise cricket is the second most popular sport in the world after cricket football.


I take it you like football more than cricket?

Otherwise how does her not liking cricket equate to not knowing how popular it is?


Cricket is my favourite sport.

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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby jra » Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:03 am

Dean wrote:
jra wrote:Rachel Riley says she doesn't like cricket. Gutted.

A highly intelligent attractive woman, but apparently doesn't realise cricket is the second most popular sport in the world after cricket football.


Well she’s obviously not the one for you then mate. If only she liked cricket eh, you’d be perfect together...


Dean wrote:
Guest wrote:
Dean wrote:
jra wrote:Rachel Riley says she doesn't like cricket. Gutted.

A highly intelligent attractive woman, but apparently doesn't realise cricket is the second most popular sport in the world after cricket football.


Well she’s obviously not the one for you then mate. If only she liked cricket eh, you’d be perfect together...


she'll never know how close she could have been to living the dream.


I can just imagine her knickers just slipping off at the mere sight of his massive boiler...


Dean wrote:His combi boiler. For radiators. Pair of perverts with the dirty minds... :laughing:


You don't quit with the trolling do you Dean.
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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby Nucks » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:29 am

jra wrote:You don't quit with the trolling do you Dean.


You change your mind all the time though, jra. I think that’s why people wind you up, cuz you get upset but claim not to.

jra wrote:
Gigabit wrote:What the fuck is your problem? Why do you give a shit?


I don't. Why should you. That was the point. It's some random on the internet you've never met. Who gives a shit who they are, what they've done, who got them banned etc. I'm just here to take the piss and pass the time. Take a leaf out of my book.
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Re: Random Stuff Part 20

Postby NastyNickers » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:15 am

Its 7 months this weekend since I quit smoking.

But fuck me I don’t half fancy a fag.
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