M.A.E.N

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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Stooo » Wed May 09, 2018 9:42 pm

'Night girls :Hiya:
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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Lady Murasaki » Wed May 09, 2018 9:43 pm

Girls? That’s so sexist!
They’re grown ass women!
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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Stooo » Wed May 09, 2018 9:44 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:Girls? That’s so sexist!
They’re grown ass women!


That doesn't sound as nice, fucker!
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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Lady Murasaki » Wed May 09, 2018 9:57 pm

Stooo wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Girls? That’s so sexist!
They’re grown ass women!


That doesn't sound as nice, fucker!


It is nice to be nice, but not patronising!

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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Stooo » Wed May 09, 2018 9:58 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Girls? That’s so sexist!
They’re grown ass women!


That doesn't sound as nice, fucker!


It is nice to be nice, but not patronising!

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I'm not being patronising, I'm being me.

Darling...
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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Guest » Wed May 09, 2018 9:59 pm

Stooo wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Girls? That’s so sexist!
They’re grown ass women!


That doesn't sound as nice, fucker!


It is nice to be nice, but not patronising!

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I'm not being patronising, I'm being me.

Darling...


:laughing:
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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Lady Murasaki » Wed May 09, 2018 10:01 pm

Stooo wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Girls? That’s so sexist!
They’re grown ass women!


That doesn't sound as nice, fucker!


It is nice to be nice, but not patronising!

Image


I'm not being patronising, I'm being me.

Darling...


:kinell:
Last time someone called me darling I was pregnant 20 seconds later.
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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Lady Murasaki » Wed May 09, 2018 10:04 pm

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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Stooo » Wed May 09, 2018 10:04 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote: :kinell:
Last time someone called me darling I was pregnant 20 seconds later.


Stop that, I'm like a dog that's caught up with a car... :snooty:
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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Lady Murasaki » Wed May 09, 2018 10:05 pm

Stooo wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote: :kinell:
Last time someone called me darling I was pregnant 20 seconds later.


Stop that, I'm like a dog that's caught up with a car... :snooty:


I knew it would scare you so I put the Blackadder reference up. :gigglesnshit:
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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Lady Murasaki » Wed May 09, 2018 10:23 pm

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Darling and Assad. Separated at birth?
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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Keyser » Wed May 09, 2018 10:54 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Girls? That’s so sexist!
They’re grown ass women!


That doesn't sound as nice, fucker!


It is nice to be nice, but not patronising!

Image


I'm not being patronising, I'm being me.

Darling...


:kinell:
Last time someone called me darling I was pregnant 20 seconds later.


As long as that? :kinell: :trollface:
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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Claire » Thu May 10, 2018 6:03 pm

Night :Hiya:
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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Gabby » Tue May 15, 2018 8:41 pm

That’s me done.... i’m pooped :Hiya:
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Re: M.A.E.N

Postby Text » Wed May 16, 2018 3:04 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Girls? That’s so sexist!
They’re grown ass women!


That doesn't sound as nice, fucker!


It is nice to be nice, but not patronising!

Image


I'm not being patronising, I'm being me.

Darling...


:kinell:
Last time someone called me darling


I was pregnant 20 seconds later.
Pregnancy does not occur within seconds.
After a few minutes of swimming thru your cervix the swimmers start their journey down your fallopian tubes then finally meet up with the egg, then the chosen one merges with the egg. That is the precise moment of conception, which is probably a few hours after bumping uglies, long after you've forgotten about it.
Get it right, LM!! :monkey:
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