Rank food

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Rank food

Postby jra » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:02 am

Stooo wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:when I go to the Chinese supermarket they have bags of frozen chicken feet

now I know it's a cultural thing, but why eat something with no meat, and clawy talons, that has been scrabbling about in chicken shit


Pork scratchings. Who the hell eats delicious roasted pigskin?


If one can eat chicken, turkey, duck, goose skin etc., then why not pig skin.
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Re: Rank food

Postby Nucks » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:06 am

Canary wrote:Yup I'm sure she quietly slipped a fk ton of treacle in, Nucks.
Why not, the recipe has already got every type of confectionery in it. :shake head:


:gigglesnshit:

What I meant was more the amount of time it probably took her to get that crap off her hands. Superglue has nothing on melted marshmallows and butter. :yikes: Could he used as grout or mortar in emergency situations. :mrgreen:
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Re: Rank food

Postby jra » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:19 am

Gabby wrote:Oysters, slimy little fuckers... they ain't even dead FFS!


They should be dead, but raw surely.
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Re: Rank food

Postby Star » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:24 am

Avon Barksdale wrote:I've eaten the all day breakfast in a can, as well as burger in a can.

They were...interesting.

I do like the Heinz beans with little sausages though and tinned spagetti in tomato sauce on toast is lovely!

I used to like the macaroni cheese on toast.

Breakfast in a can & burger in a can :kinell:
I’ve never seen that kind of food.
Where you at uni Avon ?
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Re: Rank food

Postby jra » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:29 am

Saw this article.

http://www.issc.org/risks-of-eating-raw ... s-or-clams

My advice FWIW. Don't eat raw fish, mollusks (shellfish) or crustaceans.

I reckon you're just asking for trouble.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shellfish_poisoning
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Re: Rank food

Postby HobbitFeet » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:40 am

explaining what molluscs are might have worked better if you'd spelt it correctly

and oysters are technically alive when you eat them raw, you shuck them and eat them
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Re: Rank food

Postby Star NLI » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:06 am

HobbitFeet wrote:explaining what molluscs are might have worked better if you'd spelt it correctly

and oysters are technically alive when you eat them raw, you shuck them and eat them


That’s one food I don’t want sliding down my throat :pukeup:
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Re: Rank food

Postby Avon Barksdale » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:26 am

Star wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:I've eaten the all day breakfast in a can, as well as burger in a can.

They were...interesting.

I do like the Heinz beans with little sausages though and tinned spagetti in tomato sauce on toast is lovely!

I used to like the macaroni cheese on toast.

Breakfast in a can & burger in a can :kinell:
I’ve never seen that kind of food.
Where you at uni Avon ?


Ha! Yes I was, hence my vast consumption of crap food.

Beans on toast, tinned spaghetti on toast, toast on toast...
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Re: Rank food

Postby Star » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:01 am

Avon Barksdale wrote:
Star wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:I've eaten the all day breakfast in a can, as well as burger in a can.

They were...interesting.

I do like the Heinz beans with little sausages though and tinned spagetti in tomato sauce on toast is lovely!

I used to like the macaroni cheese on toast.

Breakfast in a can & burger in a can :kinell:
I’ve never seen that kind of food.
Where you at uni Avon ?


Ha! Yes I was, hence my vast consumption of crap food.

Beans on toast, tinned spaghetti on toast, toast on toast...

I thought so :laughing:
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Re: Rank food

Postby Avon Barksdale » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:16 am

Star wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:
Star wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:I've eaten the all day breakfast in a can, as well as burger in a can.

They were...interesting.

I do like the Heinz beans with little sausages though and tinned spagetti in tomato sauce on toast is lovely!

I used to like the macaroni cheese on toast.

Breakfast in a can & burger in a can :kinell:
I’ve never seen that kind of food.
Where you at uni Avon ?


Ha! Yes I was, hence my vast consumption of crap food.

Beans on toast, tinned spaghetti on toast, toast on toast...

I thought so :laughing:


You're a veritable Sherlock Holmes.

There was also rice with tuna, cheesy chips with beans, jacket potatoes with butter and not a green leafy vegetable in sight usually. I'm surprised I didn't end up dying of malnutrition.
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Re: Rank food

Postby jra » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:33 am

HobbitFeet wrote:explaining what molluscs are might have worked better if you'd spelt it correctly

and oysters are technically alive when you eat them raw, you shuck them and eat them


Mollusk is an alternate spelling.
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Re: Rank food

Postby HobbitFeet » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:41 am

well you live and learn

and oysters being dead when you eat them?
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Re: Rank food

Postby jra » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:11 am

HobbitFeet wrote:well you live and learn

and oysters being dead when you eat them?


No worries.

The only 'raw' seafoods I'll eat are pickled, like Bismarck Herring, Rollmops.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_dise ... g_raw_fish
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Re: Rank food

Postby Star » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:21 am

Puzzler wrote:
Gabby wrote:Oysters, slimy little fuckers... they ain't even dead FFS!

Yeah, fuck knows how anyone can eat them or whelks etc :pukeup:

I don’t either, the look of them is enough :pukeup:
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Re: Rank food

Postby Star » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:22 am

Avon Barksdale wrote:
Star wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:
Star wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:I've eaten the all day breakfast in a can, as well as burger in a can.

They were...interesting.

I do like the Heinz beans with little sausages though and tinned spagetti in tomato sauce on toast is lovely!

I used to like the macaroni cheese on toast.

Breakfast in a can & burger in a can :kinell:
I’ve never seen that kind of food.
Where you at uni Avon ?


Ha! Yes I was, hence my vast consumption of crap food.

Beans on toast, tinned spaghetti on toast, toast on toast...

I thought so :laughing:


You're a veritable Sherlock Holmes.

There was also rice with tuna, cheesy chips with beans, jacket potatoes with butter and not a green leafy vegetable in sight usually. I'm surprised I didn't end up dying of malnutrition.

A nosy Sherlock Holmes :laughing:
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