So we’re all about to die

A right load of bollocks...

Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Lady Murasaki » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:05 pm

Trapper John wrote:A chat over a cup of tea with a nice piece of Victoria sponge will cure all the world's problems - if anyone doesn't want to do that, I'll have their sponge. :thumbsup:


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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Lambert » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:07 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Lambert wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Lambert wrote:My dying wish would be that everyone gets what they deserve.

But we ain't about to die in WW3.


Tea and cakes?


Only for people who deserve tea and cakes.


Obvs.
Who wouldn’t deserve them?
Other than an orange shit-gibbon?


There was that cab driver who tried to overcharge me once. He can fuck off if he thinks he's getting any cake. Also Kim Jong-Un.
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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Lady Murasaki » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:13 pm

Lambert wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Lambert wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Lambert wrote:My dying wish would be that everyone gets what they deserve.

But we ain't about to die in WW3.


Tea and cakes?


Only for people who deserve tea and cakes.


Obvs.
Who wouldn’t deserve them?
Other than an orange shit-gibbon?


There was that cab driver who tried to overcharge me once. He can fuck off if he thinks he's getting any cake. Also Kim Jong-Un.


Kim’s had enough cake already.
Time for a naughty and nice list ...
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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Text » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:14 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Canary wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Canary wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:What with all this Syria, trumpet, Asda, Russia stuff.
So what’s your dying wish?

Hey LM, ltns :Hiya:

Listen, it could happen.
Even our lovely, reserved, reticent queen is now openly making fun of trumpet. :-|


Hi Canary. It won’t happen.
Queenie wont let it happen.
It’s not our time yet.


Ah ok, tfft phew!!!!!


But if it was to, you last wish would be..?
Ah forget it !


I already replied earlier. If everyone is going to die, there's not much you can wish for, is there - I mean who is going to carry your wish out?

The dickwaving egotists holed up in bunkers whilst we all perish, the very ones who cause all the conflicts in the first place, they should perish with us too.

Night night. :smilin:
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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:17 am

Nite Canary, I’m off too.
The general consensus is to have a nice cuppa char with some cake.
We’re so British.
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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Guest » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:59 am

Rolluplostinspace wrote:If you see a bright flash it's over.
Nice knowing you all.




And yet you'll still be here next year spouting some other CT shite.
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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:05 am

Guest wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:If you see a bright flash it's over.
Nice knowing you all.




And yet you'll still be here next year spouting some other CT shite.

CT shite .... :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Avon Barksdale » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:06 pm

Well 24 hours has passed and I'm still alive just like Tupac.

What an anti-climax.
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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Guest » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:11 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:Well 24 hours has passed and I'm still alive just like Tupac.

What an anti-climax.


tj's neighbour had the climax, the rest of us are just waiting to die.
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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Avon Barksdale » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:15 pm

Guest wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:Well 24 hours has passed and I'm still alive just like Tupac.

What an anti-climax.


tj's neighbour had the climax, the rest of us are just waiting to die.


I see.

I'm just waiting for my mate Godot. He'll be along shortly.
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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Guest » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:24 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:
Guest wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:Well 24 hours has passed and I'm still alive just like Tupac.

What an anti-climax.


tj's neighbour had the climax, the rest of us are just waiting to die.


I see.

I'm just waiting for my mate Godot. He'll be along shortly.


relax, take your boots off ..
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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Keyser » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:26 pm

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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Nucks » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:11 pm

If it was a foregone conclusion that we would all die, I’d spend it with my family doing something fun like watching a favourite film or useless videos on YouTube :gigglesnshit: . If I am allowed to make a wish along with it, I’d invite Weird Al over to end the world with us.
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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby jp761 » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:15 pm

I've hardly watched or listened to any news in the last few days. Are we still doomed? I'll spend all my savings if so, not that it would take all that long. :gigglesnshit:
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Re: So we’re all about to die

Postby Nucks » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:24 pm

jp761 wrote:I've hardly watched or listened to any news in the last few days. Are we still doomed? I'll spend all my savings if so, not that it would take all that long. :gigglesnshit:


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