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Trapper John wrote:A chat over a cup of tea with a nice piece of Victoria sponge will cure all the world's problems - if anyone doesn't want to do that, I'll have their sponge.

Lady Murasaki wrote:

Lambert wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:

Lambert wrote:My dying wish would be that everyone gets what they deserve.

But we ain't about to die in WW3.

Tea and cakes?

Only for people who deserve tea and cakes.

Obvs.
Who wouldn’t deserve them?
Other than an orange shit-gibbon?

There was that cab driver who tried to overcharge me once. He can fuck off if he thinks he's getting any cake. Also Kim Jong-Un.

Lambert wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:

Lambert wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:

Lambert wrote:My dying wish would be that everyone gets what they deserve.

But we ain't about to die in WW3.

Tea and cakes?

Only for people who deserve tea and cakes.

Obvs.
Who wouldn’t deserve them?
Other than an orange shit-gibbon?

There was that cab driver who tried to overcharge me once. He can fuck off if he thinks he's getting any cake. Also Kim Jong-Un.

Kim’s had enough cake already.
Time for a naughty and nice list ...

Lady Murasaki wrote:

Canary wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:

Canary wrote:

Lady Murasaki wrote:What with all this Syria, trumpet, Asda, Russia stuff.
So what’s your dying wish?

Hey LM, ltns

Listen, it could happen.
Even our lovely, reserved, reticent queen is now openly making fun of trumpet.

Hi Canary. It won’t happen.
Queenie wont let it happen.
It’s not our time yet.

Ah ok, tfft phew!!!!!

But if it was to, you last wish would be..?
Ah forget it !

I already replied earlier. If everyone is going to die, there's not much you can wish for, is there - I mean who is going to carry your wish out?

The dickwaving egotists holed up in bunkers whilst we all perish, the very ones who cause all the conflicts in the first place, they should perish with us too.

Night night.

Nite Canary, I’m off too.
The general consensus is to have a nice cuppa char with some cake.
We’re so British.

Rolluplostinspace wrote:If you see a bright flash it's over.
Nice knowing you all.

And yet you'll still be here next year spouting some other CT shite.

Guest wrote:

Rolluplostinspace wrote:If you see a bright flash it's over.
Nice knowing you all.

And yet you'll still be here next year spouting some other CT shite.

CT shite ....

Well 24 hours has passed and I'm still alive just like Tupac.

What an anti-climax.

Avon Barksdale wrote:Well 24 hours has passed and I'm still alive just like Tupac.

What an anti-climax.

tj's neighbour had the climax, the rest of us are just waiting to die.

Guest wrote:

Avon Barksdale wrote:Well 24 hours has passed and I'm still alive just like Tupac.

What an anti-climax.

tj's neighbour had the climax, the rest of us are just waiting to die.

I see.

I'm just waiting for my mate Godot. He'll be along shortly.

Avon Barksdale wrote:

Guest wrote:

Avon Barksdale wrote:Well 24 hours has passed and I'm still alive just like Tupac.

What an anti-climax.

tj's neighbour had the climax, the rest of us are just waiting to die.

I see.

I'm just waiting for my mate Godot. He'll be along shortly.

relax, take your boots off ..

If it was a foregone conclusion that we would all die, I’d spend it with my family doing something fun like watching a favourite film or useless videos on YouTube . If I am allowed to make a wish along with it, I’d invite Weird Al over to end the world with us.

I've hardly watched or listened to any news in the last few days. Are we still doomed? I'll spend all my savings if so, not that it would take all that long.

jp761 wrote:I've hardly watched or listened to any news in the last few days. Are we still doomed? I'll spend all my savings if so, not that it would take all that long.