Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Vam » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:37 pm

Jem wrote:
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NastyNickers wrote:I was suposed to be having a sofa delivered on Saturday, they’ve changed it to tomorrow and I’ve not finished redecorating yet and the old sofa isn’t going until Saturday morning. So it’s going to be a disaster.


Paint on the new sofa! - its just made for the day.

I'd suggest you put the old sofa out front, people will take just about anything these days. Being Friday 13th though, someone would set fire to it and burn your house to the ground.


I’m home alone tomorrow which is a twat. I’d normally just do it myself but I’m a hand down so lifting is out of the question.
The old one is going to the tip so I think I may just take a hammer to it and drag it out in pieces.
Fuck it.

Maybe I will put it out front. Burning the house down would solve all my problems.


:yikes: ... do whaaaaat? There is a better way to get shot of it...

Act all ditzy blonde

Look helpless and vulnerable - a slightly quivering bottom lip and feeble lifting of your injured arm all adds to the frazzled stress effect

Offer to tip well, whilst smiling your sweetest smile (gotta be worth every penny, surely!)

If none of that makes the delivery guys take your old sofa away with them, sic Wiggsy on them :gigglesnshit:

I'm not ashamed to say that I've used my feminine wiles on several occasions, although the effect lessens with age and gravity! My sons just roll their eyes at me.

Friday the 13th doesn't worry me - it's just another day.


:mrgreen: ....tbf, it's not just us women, Jem. Men know how to work it too. They sure can do the 'helpless' thing when it suits them.

Eg.... "darlin....sorrreee...<long pause to heighten the drama>... but I'm worried about buggering up this new washing machine.....what.....temperature..umm....spin cycle.... should I be setting again....?" :roll:

On topic while I'm here... Friday 13th. No prob for me :dunno:
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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Nucks » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:38 pm

Stooo wrote:What if Good Friday falls on the 13th? :ooer:


Maybe the original one was. It did turn out rather bad for JC. :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Jem » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:40 pm

Vam wrote:
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I'm not ashamed to say that I've used my feminine wiles on several occasions, although the effect lessens with age and gravity! My sons just roll their eyes at me.

Friday the 13th doesn't worry me - it's just another day.


:mrgreen: ....tbf, it's not just us women, Jem. Men know how to work it too. They sure can do the 'helpless' thing when it suits them.

Eg.... "darlin....sorrreee...<long pause to heighten the drama>... but I'm worried about buggering up this new washing machine.....what.....temperature..umm....spin cycle.... should I be setting again....?" :roll:

On topic while I'm here... Friday 13th. No prob for me :dunno:

Oh definitely - my husband was like that at nappy changing times.
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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Trapper John » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:42 pm

Nucks wrote:
Stooo wrote:What if Good Friday falls on the 13th? :ooer:


Maybe the original one was. It did turn out rather bad for JC. :gigglesnshit:


I think the original one was all good - hence the term 'Good Friday'
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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Keyser » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:43 pm

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Stooo wrote:What if Good Friday falls on the 13th? :ooer:


Someone gets nailed to a lump of wood? :dunno:

Can we nominate people? :gigglesnshit:


Feel free! :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Nucks » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:44 pm

Trapper John wrote:
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Stooo wrote:What if Good Friday falls on the 13th? :ooer:


Maybe the original one was. It did turn out rather bad for JC. :gigglesnshit:


I think the original one was all good - hence the term 'Good Friday'


Hmm, not the ironic sense of humour Christians are renowned for?
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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:49 pm

Nucks wrote:
Stooo wrote:What if Good Friday falls on the 13th? :ooer:


Maybe the original one was. It did turn out rather bad for JC. :gigglesnshit:

Reminds me of a line from a Tom Waits song .... come down off the cross we could use the wood ......

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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Keyser » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:50 pm

Nucks wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Stooo wrote:What if Good Friday falls on the 13th? :ooer:


Maybe the original one was. It did turn out rather bad for JC. :gigglesnshit:


I think the original one was all good - hence the term 'Good Friday'


Hmm, not the ironic sense of humour Christians are renowned for?


The death and resurrection of a God is one of the oldest stories in human history - the legend of Yeshua was just one of the latest of a very long line.
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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Vam » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:53 pm

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I did this with the bin men last week. Could I fuck drag that c**t out for them, so I came out when they got here and did my best “please help me” routine. It worked. They even brought it back in :mrgreen:

I could have paid extra for the couchbto be shifted, but I’d rather the hammer if I’m honest. Why part with money that could be instead spent on new things, and miss the chance to destroy the couch that has drove me fucking potty for the last 4 years?! :gigglesnshit:


:dunno: ..... so assume the position and go for it, doll :Wiiiine!:

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I'd tell you to knock yourself out but, knowing you, you probably will! :pmsl:
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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Nucks » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:56 pm

Keyser wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Stooo wrote:What if Good Friday falls on the 13th? :ooer:


Maybe the original one was. It did turn out rather bad for JC. :gigglesnshit:


I think the original one was all good - hence the term 'Good Friday'


Hmm, not the ironic sense of humour Christians are renowned for?


The death and resurrection of a God is one of the oldest stories in human history - the legend of Yeshua was just one of the latest of a very long line.


Okaaaaaay :ooer:
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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Keyser » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:02 pm

Nucks wrote:Okaaaaaay :ooer:


Sorry!

Bit off topic really. :gigglesnshit:

Right off to watch the last episode of Marcella - batshit crazy and totally ridiculous but fun. :Hiya:
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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Nucks » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:12 pm

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Nucks wrote:Okaaaaaay :ooer:


Sorry!

Bit off topic really. :gigglesnshit:

Right off to watch the last episode of Marcella - batshit crazy and totally ridiculous but fun. :Hiya:


Let’s blame Stooo. :gigglesnshit:

Stooo wrote:What if Good Friday falls on the 13th? :ooer:
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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Trapper John » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:17 pm

Nucks wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Stooo wrote:What if Good Friday falls on the 13th? :ooer:


Maybe the original one was. It did turn out rather bad for JC. :gigglesnshit:


I think the original one was all good - hence the term 'Good Friday'


Hmm, not the ironic sense of humour Christians are renowned for?


Who knows :dunno: I only know it's not a fixed date in the Christian calendar so the church can decide pretty much when they want it to be.
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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Nucks » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:20 pm

Trapper John wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Stooo wrote:What if Good Friday falls on the 13th? :ooer:


Maybe the original one was. It did turn out rather bad for JC. :gigglesnshit:


I think the original one was all good - hence the term 'Good Friday'


Hmm, not the ironic sense of humour Christians are renowned for?


Who knows :dunno: I only know it's not a fixed date in the Christian calendar so the church can decide pretty much when they want it to be.


Is it a lunar thing?
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Re: Friday the 13th - Does it bother you?

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:44 pm

Nucks wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
Nucks wrote:Maybe the original one was. It did turn out rather bad for JC. :gigglesnshit:


I think the original one was all good - hence the term 'Good Friday'


Hmm, not the ironic sense of humour Christians are renowned for?


Who knows :dunno: I only know it's not a fixed date in the Christian calendar so the church can decide pretty much when they want it to be.


Is it a lunar thing?

Yeah a lunar thing and Jewish calendar thing.
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