Drinking beer will kill you

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Dean » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:46 pm

jp761 wrote:
Canary wrote:
jp761 wrote:1 year/2 years will be no big deal for most living until 85 instead of 87 for example, just wouldn't worry too many people enough. Quality of life may already be waning a fair bit anyway.

If they want to make people think more

they'll have to come up with something like it'll take 10 years off your life.
A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.



Disclaimer: jesting! DON'T try this at home. :shake head:
What have you done to my superb post. :grrrrr:

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Made it legible, hopefully...
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby jp761 » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:47 pm

Dean wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Canary wrote:
jp761 wrote:1 year/2 years will be no big deal for most living until 85 instead of 87 for example, just wouldn't worry too many people enough. Quality of life may already be waning a fair bit anyway.

If they want to make people think more

they'll have to come up with something like it'll take 10 years off your life.
A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.



Disclaimer: jesting! DON'T try this at home. :shake head:
What have you done to my superb post. :grrrrr:

:gigglesnshit:


Made it legible, hopefully...
Where you been slowcoach?

I was waiting for the biggest idiot on the forum to quote me.
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Avon Barksdale » Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:23 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.


Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life.
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:38 pm

Big Fat Frosty wrote:smoke weed with your beer
prevents any tumour growth
:thumbsup:

Hey that's what Bob Marley did!
Died riddled wi cancer ........
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Big Fat Frosty » Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:43 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Big Fat Frosty wrote:smoke weed with your beer
prevents any tumour growth
:thumbsup:

Hey that's what Bob Marley did!
Died riddled wi cancer ........

throat cancer
not lung...
he also drank a lot of third world alcohol
:dunno:
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Lady Murasaki » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:33 am

I don’t drink beer so I’m ok, apart from that nuke threat.
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Guest » Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:34 am

Guest wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.


Good job I only drink Cider :more beer:



Rolluplostinspace wrote:Wine and cider is up for the same slating too.


Bugger :thud:

They didn't mention anything about it killing Daleks though.


:yess: :more beer: :more beer:


What you want is a mix of lubricating oil and vodka.........WKD40 :more beer:


:laughing: very clever.
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Drunk Dalek » Sat Apr 14, 2018 2:46 pm

Guest wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.


Good job I only drink Cider :more beer:



Rolluplostinspace wrote:Wine and cider is up for the same slating too.


Bugger :thud:

They didn't mention anything about it killing Daleks though.


:yess: :more beer: :more beer:


What you want is a mix of lubricating oil and vodka.........WKD40 :more beer:


I might try that later :leer:
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Lambert » Sat Apr 14, 2018 6:31 pm

Canary wrote:A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.


Bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Switch » Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:32 pm

Lambert wrote:
Canary wrote:A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.


Bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!



I felt like I had several large ones of them this morning :pukeup: :shake head:
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Kiki » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:04 pm

Canary wrote:
Kiki wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.


At 13 years old and quite ill in Guys Hospital I was given a small can of Mackeson Stout everyday by the nurses and made to drink it.


You saying about that reminded me when we used to go in a pub years ago. The landlord used to bring his wife (who was quite old and had something wrong with her) down for her daily bottle of Mackeson Stout. She would sit there staring at us while sipping it and keep smacking her lips, with this Mackeson moustache. It wasn't a pleasant sight to behold. :ooer:

We had a music teacher visit once a week to give us piano lessons at home. The lessons did not come cheap and whenever he got up to leave he'd always pointedly stare at the drinks cabinet. That was dad's cue to pour him a drink. Became a ritual. He lived to a ripe old age tho.



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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Bella » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:10 pm

Big Fat Frosty wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Big Fat Frosty wrote:smoke weed with your beer
prevents any tumour growth
:thumbsup:

Hey that's what Bob Marley did!
Died riddled wi cancer ........

throat cancer
not lung...
he also drank a lot of third world alcohol
:dunno:


No, it started off in his toe and spread from there.
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Text » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:57 am

Lambert wrote:
Canary wrote:A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.


Bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!


Touché, fam. :oops:

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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Guest » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:46 am

Canary wrote:
Lambert wrote:
Canary wrote:A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.


Bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!


Touché, fam. :oops:

... :gigglesnshit:


you need to put that voddy down sometimes durty burdy :pukeup:
specially when you're bashing one off slumped over your keyboard at all hours :drinktype:
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Markey mark » Mon Apr 30, 2018 2:11 pm

Drinking beer killed my father same way as it did George best
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