Drinking beer will kill you

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Dean » Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:13 pm

jp761 wrote:
Dean wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Dean wrote:
jp761 wrote:1 year/2 years will be no big deal for most living until 85 instead of 87 for example, just wouldn't worry too many people enough. Quality of life may already be waning a fair bit anyway.

If they want to make people think more they'll have to come up with something like it'll take 10 years off your life.


What the fuck are you waffling on about? Seriously, what point are you trying to make?
Prick. Quit while you're behind.


Elaborate on your post. It makes no sense...
I don't give a toss if it makes no sense to you. You're trying way too hard.


Ok then, another nonsense post by you that adds nothing to the discussion. Way to go...
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby jp761 » Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:16 pm

Thanks for your opinion, Dean.
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Gabriella » Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:21 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Trapper John wrote:When they say beer what do they actually mean real ales or chemically made lager? or don't they make the dinstinction coz they should they are worlds apart.

They don't seem to be differentiating.
Wine and cider is up for the same slating too.
I don't think spirits got a mention.
Beeb news.


Wine?.... that’s me done for then! :thud:
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Guest » Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:28 pm

Dean wrote:
jp761 wrote:1 year/2 years will be no big deal for most living until 85 instead of 87 for example, just wouldn't worry too many people enough. Quality of life may already be waning a fair bit anyway.

If they want to make people think more they'll have to come up with something like it'll take 10 years off your life.


What the fuck are you waffling on about? Seriously, what point are you trying to make?


what the fuck are you on about? the post is clear enough :dunno:
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Dean » Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:36 pm

Guest wrote:
Dean wrote:
jp761 wrote:1 year/2 years will be no big deal for most living until 85 instead of 87 for example, just wouldn't worry too many people enough. Quality of life may already be waning a fair bit anyway.

If they want to make people think more they'll have to come up with something like it'll take 10 years off your life.


What the fuck are you waffling on about? Seriously, what point are you trying to make?


what the fuck are you on about? the post is clear enough :dunno:


Log in Jp... :roll:
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Drunk Dalek » Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:04 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.


Good job I only drink Cider :more beer:



Rolluplostinspace wrote:Wine and cider is up for the same slating too.


Bugger :thud:
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:08 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.


Good job I only drink Cider :more beer:



Rolluplostinspace wrote:Wine and cider is up for the same slating too.


Bugger :thud:

They didn't mention anything about it killing Daleks though.
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Drunk Dalek » Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:10 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.


Good job I only drink Cider :more beer:



Rolluplostinspace wrote:Wine and cider is up for the same slating too.


Bugger :thud:

They didn't mention anything about it killing Daleks though.


:yess: :more beer: :more beer:
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Guest » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:22 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.


Good job I only drink Cider :more beer:



Rolluplostinspace wrote:Wine and cider is up for the same slating too.


Bugger :thud:

They didn't mention anything about it killing Daleks though.


:yess: :more beer: :more beer:


What you want is a mix of lubricating oil and vodka.........WKD40 :more beer:
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Rockstar » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:56 pm

Gabriella wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Trapper John wrote:When they say beer what do they actually mean real ales or chemically made lager? or don't they make the dinstinction coz they should they are worlds apart.

They don't seem to be differentiating.
Wine and cider is up for the same slating too.
I don't think spirits got a mention.
Beeb news.


Wine?.... that’s me done for then! :thud:


You should convert really.... Existing Name is also Okay... Female version of Jibrael.. :gigglesnshit: :pmsl: :pmsl:;
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Big Fat Frosty » Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:24 pm

smoke weed with your beer
prevents any tumour growth
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Kiki » Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:37 pm

Trapper John wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.


At 13 years old and quite ill in Guys Hospital I was given a small can of Mackeson Stout everyday by the nurses and made to drink it.


You saying about that reminded me when we used to go in a pub years ago. The landlord used to bring his wife (who was quite old and had something wrong with her) down for her daily bottle of Mackeson Stout. She would sit there staring at us while sipping it and keep smacking her lips, with this Mackeson moustache. It wasn't a pleasant sight to behold. :ooer:
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Text » Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:55 pm

jp761 wrote:1 year/2 years will be no big deal for most living until 85 instead of 87 for example, just wouldn't worry too many people enough. Quality of life may already be waning a fair bit anyway.

If they want to make people think more

they'll have to come up with something like it'll take 10 years off your life.
A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.



Disclaimer: jesting! DON'T try this at home. :shake head:
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby Text » Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:58 pm

Kiki wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.


At 13 years old and quite ill in Guys Hospital I was given a small can of Mackeson Stout everyday by the nurses and made to drink it.


You saying about that reminded me when we used to go in a pub years ago. The landlord used to bring his wife (who was quite old and had something wrong with her) down for her daily bottle of Mackeson Stout. She would sit there staring at us while sipping it and keep smacking her lips, with this Mackeson moustache. It wasn't a pleasant sight to behold. :ooer:

We had a music teacher visit once a week to give us piano lessons at home. The lessons did not come cheap and whenever he got up to leave he'd always pointedly stare at the drinks cabinet. That was dad's cue to pour him a drink. Became a ritual. He lived to a ripe old age tho.
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Re: Drinking beer will kill you

Postby jp761 » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:40 pm

Canary wrote:
jp761 wrote:1 year/2 years will be no big deal for most living until 85 instead of 87 for example, just wouldn't worry too many people enough. Quality of life may already be waning a fair bit anyway.

If they want to make people think more

they'll have to come up with something like it'll take 10 years off your life.
A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.



Disclaimer: jesting! DON'T try this at home. :shake head:
What have you done to my superb post. :grrrrr:

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