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jp761 wrote:

Canary wrote:

jp761 wrote:1 year/2 years will be no big deal for most living until 85 instead of 87 for example, just wouldn't worry too many people enough. Quality of life may already be waning a fair bit anyway.

If they want to make people think more

they'll have to come up with something like it'll take 10 years off your life.

A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.



Disclaimer: jesting! DON'T try this at home.

What have you done to my superb post.

Dean wrote:

jp761 wrote:

Canary wrote:

jp761 wrote:1 year/2 years will be no big deal for most living until 85 instead of 87 for example, just wouldn't worry too many people enough. Quality of life may already be waning a fair bit anyway.

If they want to make people think more

they'll have to come up with something like it'll take 10 years off your life.

A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.



Disclaimer: jesting! DON'T try this at home.

What have you done to my superb post.

Made it legible, hopefully...

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life.

Big Fat Frosty wrote:smoke weed with your beer
prevents any tumour growth

Rolluplostinspace wrote:

Big Fat Frosty wrote:smoke weed with your beer
prevents any tumour growth

Hey that's what Bob Marley did!
Died riddled wi cancer ........

Guest wrote:

Drunk Dalek wrote:

Rolluplostinspace wrote:

Drunk Dalek wrote:

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.

Good job I only drink Cider

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Wine and cider is up for the same slating too.

Bugger

They didn't mention anything about it killing Daleks though.

What you want is a mix of lubricating oil and vodka.........WKD40

Guest wrote:

Drunk Dalek wrote:

Rolluplostinspace wrote:

Drunk Dalek wrote:

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.

Good job I only drink Cider

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Wine and cider is up for the same slating too.

Bugger

They didn't mention anything about it killing Daleks though.

What you want is a mix of lubricating oil and vodka.........WKD40

Canary wrote:A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.

Lambert wrote:

Canary wrote:A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.

Bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!

Canary wrote:

Kiki wrote:

Trapper John wrote:

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Here we go again.
Five pints a week will take years off your life!
If that's true there must be something wrong with the beer.

At 13 years old and quite ill in Guys Hospital I was given a small can of Mackeson Stout everyday by the nurses and made to drink it.

You saying about that reminded me when we used to go in a pub years ago. The landlord used to bring his wife (who was quite old and had something wrong with her) down for her daily bottle of Mackeson Stout. She would sit there staring at us while sipping it and keep smacking her lips, with this Mackeson moustache. It wasn't a pleasant sight to behold.

We had a music teacher visit once a week to give us piano lessons at home. The lessons did not come cheap and whenever he got up to leave he'd always pointedly stare at the drinks cabinet. That was dad's cue to pour him a drink. Became a ritual. He lived to a ripe old age tho.

Big Fat Frosty wrote:

Rolluplostinspace wrote:

Big Fat Frosty wrote:smoke weed with your beer
prevents any tumour growth

Hey that's what Bob Marley did!
Died riddled wi cancer ........

throat cancer
not lung...
he also drank a lot of third world alcohol

Lambert wrote:

Canary wrote:A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.

Bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!

Canary wrote:

Lambert wrote:

Canary wrote:A one off 50:50 meths & antifreeeze mixture should do it.

Bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!

Touché, fam.

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