Fears & Phobias

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Goodwife » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:29 pm

McAz wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Goodwife wrote:We all know the cat's in charge :gigglesnshit:


It is possible to come to an arrangement - though I don't envy the process. :gigglesnshit:


Someone would need to record it :gigglesnshit:


Ask nicely and perhaps Stooo will do a YouTube? :dunno:


Who would post it though? The cat? Stooo would be dead and unable.

Maybe we need a live feed :mrgreen:


:pmsl: :pmsl: just seen your edit was thinking the same thing
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Nucks » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:37 pm

Long toenails :pukeup:

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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby dis » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:45 pm

Stooo wrote:
My cat could be covered in tarmac and I'm fucked if I'm giving him a bath...


You could always roll him in feathers and take him on tour as a new species.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby dis » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:46 pm

Nucks wrote:Long toenails :pukeup:

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Oh aye, quaver toenails. :yikes:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Keyser » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:48 pm

Nucks wrote:Long toenails :pukeup:

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What an amateur - fingernails are where it's at! :snooty:

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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Goodwife » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:49 pm

Nucks wrote:Long toenails :pukeup:

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:pukeup:

Disgusting

How do they even walk
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby dis » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:52 pm

Goodwife wrote:
Nucks wrote:Long toenails :pukeup:

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:pukeup:

Disgusting

How do they even walk


They could put dachshunds out of a job.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby McAz » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:52 pm

Keyser wrote:
Nucks wrote:Long toenails :pukeup:

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What an amateur - fingernails are where it's at! :snooty:

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How vile is that? Makes my skin crawl.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Goodwife » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:54 pm

And mine :ooer:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Nucks » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:55 pm

Keyser wrote:
Nucks wrote:Long toenails :pukeup:

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What an amateur - fingernails are where it's at! :snooty:

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Personal hygiene routines must be.... interesting. :ooer:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Goodwife » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:56 pm

:ooer: you think they have personal hygiene routines :ooer:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby McAz » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:57 pm

Perhaps they have someone to do it like the monarchy used to employ - Groom of the Stool. :dunno:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Guest » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:58 pm

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Tories and their supporters!


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:shoot: :pukeup:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:16 pm

dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Biting a jumper or cotton wool.
Slugs


Slugs? Some are good unless they're on the door handle and are big and yellow and slimy :ooer:


I can’t like slugs. Our garden is covered in them and sometimes they are crawling up the windows. I’ve even had one on my cat, that was traumatic I tell you, I thought his intestines where coming out.

Get a couple of chickens problem gone.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:18 pm

MG2 wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
McAz wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
McAz wrote:T2 update. Last check (a week ago), retinopathy gone, sugar level down, good cholesterol up - nursed asked how I did it By eating more good fat I replied. :thumbsup:

Good man!
Beware though that increased fat without decreased carb will give you a beer belly!

Good point - I am struggling a bit with distention and weight - I'll take that on board.

Spend an hour making mash spuds and cooking pasta and rice if you like them like I love them!
Split into portions and bung in the freezer for as and when.
Instead of high carb it becomes low carb high resistant starch and the spuds fried up in butter are delicious.
If you spend an hour in the kitchen batch cooking it makes it so much easier .... says he who a lot of the time can't be arsed. I think I'll do some later now I've remembered.
It is worth the effort.


Would it have the same effect just defrosting and heating it up in the microwave? Diabetes runs strongly in my family so I do my best to keep it at bay.

Anyway...phobias

Heights, a proper phobia not just a 'I don't like them' thing. I will drive ten miles to avoid a more direct route that has a drop at the side of the road. My legs go, my head goes, it's nasty. I hate the drive from Conwy to Anglesey, it's too exposed and high for my taste. I can just about cope as a passenger if sitting in the back and not looking I blame it on having no choice but crossing the Bala mountains :bawlin:

On the plus side, I am fine with garden creepies and spiders and snakes. Not too keen on slugs though.

Probably but I have no knowledge of why a microwave might be different.
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