Fears & Phobias

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby dis » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:18 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Biting a jumper or cotton wool.
Slugs


Slugs? Some are good unless they're on the door handle and are big and yellow and slimy :ooer:


I can’t like slugs. Our garden is covered in them and sometimes they are crawling up the windows. I’ve even had one on my cat, that was traumatic I tell you, I thought his intestines where coming out.

Get a couple of chickens problem gone.


Oh don’t talk to me about chickens :yikes:

That’s another thing I am terrified of - birds. :mrgreen:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:19 pm

Kat wrote:Slugs wow how the chuff do they get on door handles

It's only the very tall ones.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:22 pm

Nucks wrote:Long toenails :pukeup:

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I would chuck up at the site of them in bed with me!
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Keyser » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:33 pm

Nucks wrote:
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Nucks wrote:Long toenails :pukeup:

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What an amateur - fingernails are where it's at! :snooty:

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Personal hygiene routines must be.... interesting. :ooer:


Scratch and sniff! :ooer:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby MG2 » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:40 pm

Guest wrote:Don't go to Skye if you have vertigo!
This is Danny MacAskill mountain-biking on the Cuillin Ridge
From around 3 minutes onwards is the real hands over eyes, keech in pants stuff!!!!

Danny Macaskill: The Ridge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_IQS3VKjA


NO. It started off so well, all that lovely water, mountains away a bit and then he ruined it!

Serious skills but a madman, I couldn't walk across most of that, let alone cycle.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby jp761 » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:42 pm

Keyser wrote:
Nucks wrote:Long toenails :pukeup:

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What an amateur - fingernails are where it's at! :snooty:

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Yuck. But some people just will do just about anything to get into the Guinness Book of World Records I think they're record holders.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby MG2 » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:43 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Probably but I have no knowledge of why a microwave might be different.


Thanks anyway, I will go and google.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Keyser » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:45 pm

jp761 wrote:
Keyser wrote:
Nucks wrote:Long toenails :pukeup:

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What an amateur - fingernails are where it's at! :snooty:

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Yuck. But some people just will do just about anything to get into the Guinness Book of World Records I think they're record holders.


They are record holders - and bloody oddballs if you ask me!
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby dis » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:52 pm

Keyser wrote:
Nucks wrote:Long toenails :pukeup:

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What an amateur - fingernails are where it's at! :snooty:

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That one on the right could be a birdcage.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Keyser » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:55 pm

dis wrote:
Keyser wrote:
Nucks wrote:Long toenails :pukeup:

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What an amateur - fingernails are where it's at! :snooty:

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That one on the right could be a birdcage.


She should be in a bloody cage!

How on earth would you go to the toilet? :laughing:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby dis » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:57 pm

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She should be in a bloody cage!

How on earth would you go to the toilet? :laughing:


With your hands above your head.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby NastyNickers » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:58 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Biting a jumper or cotton wool.
Slugs


Slugs? Some are good unless they're on the door handle and are big and yellow and slimy :ooer:


I can’t like slugs. Our garden is covered in them and sometimes they are crawling up the windows. I’ve even had one on my cat, that was traumatic I tell you, I thought his intestines where coming out.

Get a couple of chickens problem gone.


I’ve always wanted chickens. My other half doesn’t think we have a big enough garden. I’d have a goat as well if I could. Fuck. Give me enough land and I reckon I’d have a little farm on the go.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Keyser » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:01 am

dis wrote:
Keyser wrote:
She should be in a bloody cage!

How on earth would you go to the toilet? :laughing:


With your hands above your head.


Yes but what happens after you finish? :paranoid:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby jp761 » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:24 am

Keyser wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Keyser wrote:
Nucks wrote:Long toenails :pukeup:

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What an amateur - fingernails are where it's at! :snooty:

Image
Yuck. But some people just will do just about anything to get into the Guinness Book of World Records I think they're record holders.


They are record holders - and bloody oddballs if you ask me!
At least her toes look decent.

:mrgreen:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:33 am

NastyNickers wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Biting a jumper or cotton wool.
Slugs


Slugs? Some are good unless they're on the door handle and are big and yellow and slimy :ooer:


I can’t like slugs. Our garden is covered in them and sometimes they are crawling up the windows. I’ve even had one on my cat, that was traumatic I tell you, I thought his intestines where coming out.

Get a couple of chickens problem gone.


I’ve always wanted chickens. My other half doesn’t think we have a big enough garden. I’d have a goat as well if I could. Fuck. Give me enough land and I reckon I’d have a little farm on the go.

Two chickens take up very little space.
I know people to have a couple in a backyard of a terrace house.If you like a lawn and flowers forget it.
They will destroy the lawn and prepare it for veg growing with all slugs eliminated and other pests that might eat your cabbages.
Natures way of controlling pests.
You can fence areas off once you plant some seeds.
Eggs with orange yolks that don't spread across the frying pan.
Taste very different than your average shop eggs.
Ban manicured gardens ... dig them up and grow food.
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