Fears & Phobias

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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Stooo » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:45 pm

Gigabit wrote:Okay this sounds bad...

I used to have a phobia of homeless people.


You were actually scared to the point of not leaving your house due to homeless people?
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby dis » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:46 pm

Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Biting a jumper or cotton wool.
Slugs


Slugs? Some are good unless they're on the door handle and are big and yellow and slimy :ooer:


I can’t like slugs. Our garden is covered in them and sometimes they are crawling up the windows. I’ve even had one on my cat, that was traumatic I tell you, I thought his intestines where coming out.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Stooo » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:50 pm

dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Biting a jumper or cotton wool.
Slugs


Slugs? Some are good unless they're on the door handle and are big and yellow and slimy :ooer:


I can’t like slugs. Our garden is covered in them and sometimes they are crawling up the windows. I’ve even had one on my cat, that was traumatic I tell you, I thought his intestines where coming out.


That's fucking disgusting.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby MG2 » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:53 pm

Goodwife wrote:
MG2 wrote:
Stooo wrote:
MG2 wrote:Would it have the same effect just defrosting and heating it up in the microwave? Diabetes runs strongly in my family so I do my best to keep it at bay.

Anyway...phobias

Heights, a proper phobia not just a 'I don't like them' thing. I will drive ten miles to avoid a more direct route that has a drop at the side of the road. My legs go, my head goes, it's nasty. I hate the drive from Conwy to Anglesey, it's too exposed and high for my taste. I can just about cope as a passenger if sitting in the back and not looking I blame it on having no choice but crossing the Bala mountains :bawlin:

On the plus side, I am fine with garden creepies and spiders and snakes. Not too keen on slugs though.


Is it the prospect of the waiting thing?

It could be a decent half a minute to think before you're part of the scenery :dunno:


Yes. The sheer fear of the car slipping off the road and then over.

I should go live in Norfolk.



Lincolnshire would be better, completely flat and boring and all you can see is potato fields.


I like potatoes so good choice!
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby dis » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:58 pm

Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Biting a jumper or cotton wool.
Slugs


Slugs? Some are good unless they're on the door handle and are big and yellow and slimy :ooer:


I can’t like slugs. Our garden is covered in them and sometimes they are crawling up the windows. I’ve even had one on my cat, that was traumatic I tell you, I thought his intestines where coming out.


That's fucking disgusting.


It was one of the worst things ever, then I had to try and wash my cat.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Stooo » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:04 pm

dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:Biting a jumper or cotton wool.
Slugs


Slugs? Some are good unless they're on the door handle and are big and yellow and slimy :ooer:


I can’t like slugs. Our garden is covered in them and sometimes they are crawling up the windows. I’ve even had one on my cat, that was traumatic I tell you, I thought his intestines where coming out.


That's fucking disgusting.


It was one of the worst things ever, then I had to try and wash my cat.


My cat could be covered in tarmac and I'm fucked if I'm giving him a bath...
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby McAz » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:10 pm

Stooo wrote:My cat could be covered in tarmac and I'm fucked if I'm giving him a bath...

Yes you are.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Goodwife » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:12 pm

McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:My cat could be covered in tarmac and I'm fucked if I'm giving him a bath...

Yes you are.



The cat would kill him before it got anywhere near the water
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby McAz » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:13 pm

Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:My cat could be covered in tarmac and I'm fucked if I'm giving him a bath...

Yes you are.



The cat would kill him before it got anywhere near the water


He must stand firm - or resort to bribes. Failing that, a wet flannel.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Goodwife » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:15 pm

McAz wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:My cat could be covered in tarmac and I'm fucked if I'm giving him a bath...

Yes you are.



The cat would kill him before it got anywhere near the water


He must stand firm - or resort to bribes. Failing that, a wet flannel.



We all know the cat's in charge :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby McAz » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:19 pm

Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:My cat could be covered in tarmac and I'm fucked if I'm giving him a bath...

Yes you are.



The cat would kill him before it got anywhere near the water


He must stand firm - or resort to bribes. Failing that, a wet flannel.



We all know the cat's in charge :gigglesnshit:


It is possible to come to an arrangement - though I don't envy the process. :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Keyser » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:20 pm

Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:My cat could be covered in tarmac and I'm fucked if I'm giving him a bath...

Yes you are.



The cat would kill him before it got anywhere near the water


He must stand firm - or resort to bribes. Failing that, a wet flannel.



We all know the cat's in charge :gigglesnshit:


Pussy-whipped! :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Goodwife » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:24 pm

McAz wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:Yes you are.



The cat would kill him before it got anywhere near the water


He must stand firm - or resort to bribes. Failing that, a wet flannel.



We all know the cat's in charge :gigglesnshit:


It is possible to come to an arrangement - though I don't envy the process. :gigglesnshit:


Someone would need to record it :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby McAz » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:26 pm

Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Goodwife wrote:We all know the cat's in charge :gigglesnshit:


It is possible to come to an arrangement - though I don't envy the process. :gigglesnshit:


Someone would need to record it :gigglesnshit:


Ask nicely and perhaps Stooo will do a YouTube? :dunno:

On second thoughts, it's gone awful quiet, I think the cat is winning. :ooer:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Guest » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:27 pm

MG2 wrote:
Stooo wrote:
MG2 wrote:Would it have the same effect just defrosting and heating it up in the microwave? Diabetes runs strongly in my family so I do my best to keep it at bay.

Anyway...phobias

Heights, a proper phobia not just a 'I don't like them' thing. I will drive ten miles to avoid a more direct route that has a drop at the side of the road. My legs go, my head goes, it's nasty. I hate the drive from Conwy to Anglesey, it's too exposed and high for my taste. I can just about cope as a passenger if sitting in the back and not looking I blame it on having no choice but crossing the Bala mountains :bawlin:

On the plus side, I am fine with garden creepies and spiders and snakes. Not too keen on slugs though.


Is it the prospect of the waiting thing?

It could be a decent half a minute to think before you're part of the scenery :dunno:


Yes. The sheer fear of the car slipping off the road and then over.

I should go live in Norfolk.


Don't go to Skye if you have vertigo!
This is Danny MacAskill mountain-biking on the Cuillin Ridge
From around 3 minutes onwards is the real hands over eyes, keech in pants stuff!!!!

Danny Macaskill: The Ridge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_IQS3VKjA
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