Fears & Phobias

[Goodwife]

Birds, well seagulls to be exact. I hate them flapping near me.
I literally just freeze, it’s rather embarrassing when people are looking at you.

How unusual - do you smell of fish?

Feather phobia is not unusual. I used to know a very brave man who would freeze if he encountered a feather.

These are specifically seagulls - that's what I find unusual.

What has fish got to do with it.

They eat fish

Do you live by the sea?

[Stooo]

Birds, well seagulls to be exact. I hate them flapping near me.
I literally just freeze, it’s rather embarrassing when people are looking at you.

How unusual - do you smell of fish?

Feather phobia is not unusual. I used to know a very brave man who would freeze if he encountered a feather.

These are specifically seagulls - that's what I find unusual.

What has fish got to do with it.

Seagulls smell of fish due to their diet.

[McAz]

Birds, well seagulls to be exact. I hate them flapping near me.
I literally just freeze, it’s rather embarrassing when people are looking at you.

How unusual - do you smell of fish?

Feather phobia is not unusual. I used to know a very brave man who would freeze if he encountered a feather.

These are specifically seagulls - that's what I find unusual.

What has fish got to do with it.

Seagulls-Fish. It's not rocket surgery.

[Star]

Well I don’t get that close to smell the fish. The flapping sees to that.

[Stooo]

They eat fish

Do you live by the sea?

Yes she does and likely has the things in her face every day.

[Bella]

Birds, well seagulls to be exact. I hate them flapping near me.
I literally just freeze, it’s rather embarrassing when people are looking at you.

How unusual - do you smell of fish?

Feather phobia is not unusual. I used to know a very brave man who would freeze if he encountered a feather.

These are specifically seagulls - that's what I find unusual.

I guess Sea gulls are very prevalent around Blackpool, plenty of food and swooping on tourists and their leftovers, must be irritating for the locals .

[McAz]

Well I don’t get that close to smell the fish. The flapping sees to that.

Are you sure you're not just channelling a Hitchcock movie?

[Stooo]

Well I don’t get that close to smell the fish. The flapping sees to that.

When they crap all over your car it stinks of fish

[McAz]

Birds, well seagulls to be exact. I hate them flapping near me.
I literally just freeze, it’s rather embarrassing when people are looking at you.

How unusual - do you smell of fish?

Feather phobia is not unusual. I used to know a very brave man who would freeze if he encountered a feather.

These are specifically seagulls - that's what I find unusual.

I guess Sea gulls are very prevalent around Blackpool, plenty of food and swooping on tourists and their leftovers, must be irritating for the locals .

Blackpool would irritate anyone - with or without seagull attacks.

[Goodwife]

Birds, well seagulls to be exact. I hate them flapping near me.
I literally just freeze, it’s rather embarrassing when people are looking at you.

How unusual - do you smell of fish?

Feather phobia is not unusual. I used to know a very brave man who would freeze if he encountered a feather.

These are specifically seagulls - that's what I find unusual.

I guess Sea gulls are very prevalent around Blackpool, plenty of food and swooping on tourists and their leftovers, must be irritating for the locals .

Yeah I noticed that last year when I went to blackpool, the seagulls had no fear of approaching people for food & they were right fat bastards

[Bella]

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Blackpool would irritate anyone - with or without seagull attacks.

It can be a fun day out if you take it for what it is and plenty of nice places nearby

[Goodwife]

They eat fish

Do you live by the sea?

Yes she does and likely has the things in her face every day.

Like this



Sorry star I am a bad person

[Stooo]

Yeah I noticed that last year when I went to blackpool, the seagulls had no fear of approaching people for food & they were right fat bastards

Punch them in the cunt, you can't reason with the things...

[Keyser]

There is no such thing as a 'seagull' - they are all different species of gulls.

So there!

[Star]

Well I don’t get that close to smell the fish. The flapping sees to that.

When they crap all over your car it stinks of fish

Eww , I’ll. try and remember to smell some next time