Fears & Phobias

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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Nucks » Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:43 pm

Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:Yeah I noticed that last year when I went to blackpool, the seagulls had no fear of approaching people for food & they were right fat bastards


Punch them in the c**t, you can't reason with the things...


Works for locals too.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Gabby » Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:48 pm

I have a spider on the ceiling right now, it’s not moved since this morning! :grrrrr: ..... not a house spider though, a funny looking black thing with short legs!! :paranoid:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby jp761 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:56 pm

Gabby wrote:I have a spider on the ceiling right now, it’s not moved since this morning! :grrrrr: ..... not a house spider though, a funny looking black thing with short legs!! :paranoid:
When they stay in one place for ages, and then suddenly completely disappear from sight can be a tad annoying. :mrgreen:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby jp761 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:59 pm

Nucks wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:Yeah I noticed that last year when I went to blackpool, the seagulls had no fear of approaching people for food & they were right fat bastards


Punch them in the c**t, you can't reason with the things...


Works for locals too.
I'd always choose to start with the one's wearing the kiss me quick hats, why the fuck would anyone do that let alone a local. :shake head:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Star » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:00 pm

jp761 wrote:
Gabby wrote:I have a spider on the ceiling right now, it’s not moved since this morning! :grrrrr: ..... not a house spider though, a funny looking black thing with short legs!! :paranoid:
When they stay in one place for ages, and then suddenly completely disappear from sight can be a tad annoying . :mrgreen:

Or they fall on your head. :yikes:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby jp761 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:01 pm

Star wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Gabby wrote:I have a spider on the ceiling right now, it’s not moved since this morning! :grrrrr: ..... not a house spider though, a funny looking black thing with short legs!! :paranoid:
When they stay in one place for ages, and then suddenly completely disappear from sight can be a tad annoying . :mrgreen:

Or they fall on your head. :yikes:
At night in the dark you feel something land on your head/face. :yikes:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Star » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:03 pm

jp761 wrote:
Star wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Gabby wrote:I have a spider on the ceiling right now, it’s not moved since this morning! :grrrrr: ..... not a house spider though, a funny looking black thing with short legs!! :paranoid:
When they stay in one place for ages, and then suddenly completely disappear from sight can be a tad annoying . :mrgreen:

Or they fall on your head. :yikes:
At night in the dark you feel something land on your head/face. :yikes:


I am screaming inside just thinking about that scenario :kinell:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby jp761 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:05 pm

Star wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Star wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Gabby wrote:I have a spider on the ceiling right now, it’s not moved since this morning! :grrrrr: ..... not a house spider though, a funny looking black thing with short legs!! :paranoid:
When they stay in one place for ages, and then suddenly completely disappear from sight can be a tad annoying . :mrgreen:

Or they fall on your head. :yikes:
At night in the dark you feel something land on your head/face. :yikes:


I am screaming inside just thinking about that scenario :kinell:
That's a neat trick.
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Gabby » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:09 pm

jp761 wrote:
Gabby wrote:I have a spider on the ceiling right now, it’s not moved since this morning! :grrrrr: ..... not a house spider though, a funny looking black thing with short legs!! :paranoid:
When they stay in one place for ages, and then suddenly completely disappear from sight can be a tad annoying. :mrgreen:


Yeah... then reappear above the bed!! :yikes:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby jp761 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:11 pm

Gabby wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Gabby wrote:I have a spider on the ceiling right now, it’s not moved since this morning! :grrrrr: ..... not a house spider though, a funny looking black thing with short legs!! :paranoid:
When they stay in one place for ages, and then suddenly completely disappear from sight can be a tad annoying. :mrgreen:


Yeah... then reappear above the bed!! :yikes:
They know exactly what they're doing. :ooer:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Nucks » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:13 pm

jp761 wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:Yeah I noticed that last year when I went to blackpool, the seagulls had no fear of approaching people for food & they were right fat bastards


Punch them in the c**t, you can't reason with the things...


Works for locals too.
I'd always choose to start with the one's wearing the kiss me quick hats, why the fuck would anyone do that let alone a local. :shake head:


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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Drunk Dalek » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:49 pm

Jem wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:I fear nothing. Nothing I tell you :monkey:

Not even spiral staircases?


Daleks can fly :dafinger: :yess: :mrgreen:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Jem » Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:35 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:
Jem wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:I fear nothing. Nothing I tell you :monkey:

Not even spiral staircases?


Daleks can fly :dafinger: :yess: :mrgreen:

As long as they don't behave like gulls when they're up there, that'd be a lot of crap. :ooer:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Goodwife » Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:43 pm

Star wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Star wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Gabby wrote:I have a spider on the ceiling right now, it’s not moved since this morning! :grrrrr: ..... not a house spider though, a funny looking black thing with short legs!! :paranoid:
When they stay in one place for ages, and then suddenly completely disappear from sight can be a tad annoying . :mrgreen:

Or they fall on your head. :yikes:
At night in the dark you feel something land on your head/face. :yikes:


I am screaming inside just thinking about that scenario :kinell:



Just open your mouth and let it in. Easiest way to get it off your face :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Fears & Phobias

Postby Keyser » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:21 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:I fear nothing. Nothing I tell you :monkey:


What about The Oncoming Storm? :dunno:
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