What's your perversion or fetish?

[Keyser]

:ohshi:

This thread is red rag to a bull like Keyser.

Is tying up a fetish? I’ve had the urge to tie someone up lately.

Bullocks!

Of which I have a very fine pair!

Sally fish can bugger off as we have ended our tail!

Not only did she have very poor personal hygiene which left my house smelling like Billinsgate but the bitch started ha-wrassening me on a scale of 1-10 - it was horrible. Made me green about the gills!

Stop talking carp!

Cod almighty - somefin is wrong with this plaice - it's a a load of old pollocks!

[Lady Murasaki]

Are you angling for some sympathy you guppy!?

[Keyser]

Mullet over and think of something snappy!

[Lady Murasaki]

I could krill you with my puns!

[Keyser]

I could krill you with my puns!

You are trout of this world but stop being so bloody shellfish.

[Lady Murasaki]

I could krill you with my puns!

You are trout of this world but stop being so bloody shellfish.

If you cod do better, then let minnow.

[Keyser]

I could krill you with my puns!

You are trout of this world but stop being so bloody shellfish.

If you cod do better, then let minnow.

This thread is a load of scallops, I hake it, I know you are floundering so I will stop carping on about it even though I know am skating on thin ice.

[Lady Murasaki]

I could krill you with my puns!

You are trout of this world but stop being so bloody shellfish.

If you cod do better, then let minnow.

This thread is a load of scallops, I hake it, I know you are floundering so I will stop carping on about it even though I know am skating on thin ice.

You don’t have to be coi with me, I think you’re fintastic at this. Much better than salmon else.

[charlie]

If you guys carry on carping on with these fishy puns - I'm gonna ave' to call my mates Reggie and Ronnie Cray to sort you out!

[Keyser]

I could krill you with my puns!

You are trout of this world but stop being so bloody shellfish.

If you cod do better, then let minnow.

This thread is a load of scallops, I hake it, I know you are floundering so I will stop carping on about it even though I know am skating on thin ice.

You don’t have to be coi with me, I think you’re fintastic at this. Much better than salmon else.

This thread has me hooked!

[Keyser]

If you guys carry on carping on with these fishy puns - I'm gonna ave' to call my mates Reggie and Ronnie Cray to sort you out!

That is a good post - there is no de-bait although I think you cod do batter!

[Big Fat Frosty]

This thread has me hooked!

cherry barb...

[charlie]

If you guys carry on carping on with these fishy puns - I'm gonna ave' to call my mates Reggie and Ronnie Cray to sort you out!

That is a good post - there is no de-bait although I think you cod do batter!

You're upsetting me on porpoise just because you've got the oppor-tuna-ty to do so!

You'd batter scale it down!

[Keyser]

If you guys carry on carping on with these fishy puns - I'm gonna ave' to call my mates Reggie and Ronnie Cray to sort you out!

That is a good post - there is no de-bait although I think you cod do batter!

You're upsetting me on porpoise just because you've got the oppor-tuna-ty to do so!

You'd batter scale it down!

I am having a whale of a time!

So stop talking scallops!

[Rolluplostinspace]

Is it wrong to see how many pickled onions I can get under my foreskin ......