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Postby LordRaven » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:07 pm

Dean wrote:
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McAz wrote:
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Is it? :scratch:

Did you pay extra for a "stunner"?


I'm sure in your case they expect - no demand - extra for having to put themselves through such an awful experience.


I have no need to rent "girlfriends", Raven - why do you?


Don't judge me by your standards old bean, I have never had to chase women.


Do you drug them or tie them up?


That would require chasing them Dean, do keep up.
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Postby Dean » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:09 pm

You don’t need to chase them if they’re incapacitated Raven...
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Postby LordRaven » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:09 pm

McAz wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
McAz wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
McAz wrote:
Is it? :scratch:

Did you pay extra for a "stunner"?


I'm sure in your case they expect - no demand - extra for having to put themselves through such an awful experience.


I have no need to rent "girlfriends", Raven - why do you?


Don't judge me by your standards old bean, I have never had to chase women.

I don't look down on you for renting girls, Raven - I've already told you that. :dunno:

I have never had to McAz, please don't involve me in your fantasy posts. If writing about such things brings fond memories back for you then try and keep it to yourself before you get carried away
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Postby McAz » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:12 pm

LordRaven wrote:
McAz wrote:I don't look down on you for renting girls, Raven - I've already told you that. :dunno:

I have never had to McAz, please don't involve me in your fantasy posts. If writing about such things brings fond memories back for you then try and keep it to yourself before you get carried away

You admitted to renting girls in this thread, Raven. Are you confused because of the drink? :dunno:
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Postby Ray of Sunshine » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:13 pm

McAz is at the stairlift and walk-in bath stage isn't he?
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Postby LordRaven » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:14 pm

McAz wrote:
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McAz wrote:I don't look down on you for renting girls, Raven - I've already told you that. :dunno:

I have never had to McAz, please don't involve me in your fantasy posts. If writing about such things brings fond memories back for you then try and keep it to yourself before you get carried away

You admitted to renting girls in this thread, Raven. Are you confused because of the drink? :dunno:

:shell:

You do make so much shit up McAz
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Postby Dean » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:15 pm

Ray of Sunshine wrote:McAz is at the stairlift and walk-in bath stage isn't he?


You’re no spring chicken yourself, so I’ve heard Ray...
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Postby Lady Murasaki » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:15 pm

Why can’t you guys talk about jigsaws for a change?
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Postby Dean » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:16 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:Why can’t you guys talk about jigsaws for a change?


I have a nice Makita battery jigsaw.
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Postby Lady Murasaki » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:17 pm

Dean wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Why can’t you guys talk about jigsaws for a change?


I have a nice Makita battery jigsaw.


Have you done anything useful with it or is it just for show?
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Re: Your Avatar

Postby LordRaven » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:17 pm

Ray of Sunshine wrote:McAz is at the stairlift and walk-in bath stage isn't he?


I am of the opinion he's just plain weird
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Postby McAz » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:18 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:Why can’t you guys talk about jigsaws for a change?

Would you talk about jigsaws if a lomg-time forum member just confessed to renting "girlfriends".

LordRaven wrote:
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He was banned for racism...


Can you be a racist if you've paid for a black 'girlfriend'? :dunno:


Was that your way of proving you weren't racist?

No, it was yours I recall - you used similar warped logic a few days ago. :pmsl:


Unlike you I merely post about life's experiences, whereas you dream them up :smilin:


:yikes:
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Re: Your Avatar

Postby Lady Murasaki » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:18 pm

LordRaven wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:McAz is at the stairlift and walk-in bath stage isn't he?


I am of the opinion he's just plain weird



Everyone’s weird. There. Time to move on. What’s your favourite power tool Raven?
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Re: Your Avatar

Postby LordRaven » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:19 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:McAz is at the stairlift and walk-in bath stage isn't he?


I am of the opinion he's just plain weird



Everyone’s weird. There. Time to move on. What’s your favourite power tool Raven?


The Road Drill outside McAz's bedroom window at 6.30am
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Re: Your Avatar

Postby Ray of Sunshine » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:19 pm

LordRaven wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:McAz is at the stairlift and walk-in bath stage isn't he?


I am of the opinion he's just plain weird


Those conspiracy theories he believes in certainly are.
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